optimusprimehq1

Good day. I’m not one for pleasantries, so lets cut to the chase (sorry, it’s cliche, i know). You came to ask for my support against the rebels. You should know I don’t give out free favors. Growing up in the desert and being raised by excessively large dingoes teaches you that life doesn’t pay you back.

I can give you emus to ride on, but it comes at a cost. So please, i want those pygmies. Ogres will be taken, but they must be trained in altitudes above 2100 meters. Nothing less.

Now leave.

Your face makes my eyes want to twitch. But you’re not worth the effort.