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    May. 28, 2010

Hiya. I’m orangepopsicles. I’m just another user surfing kongregate to evade the looming, soul-crushing boredom which dominates my life. I’ve made many friends in my time here, without whom I’d be a very different person. I don’t know what I’d do without them.

I’m not online much anymore, but you’ll typically find me in The Garden, A Road Less Travelled, or ItBeARoomYo!.

Here are some of my favourite things on the internet.
Give this a read.
The easiest way to avoid hatred ’round these parts.
This is unnervingly accurate.
Just… this.
My pride and joy.
Finally, in conclusion… make an omelette.


  • “This cake is soooo good
    it’s like sex, except I’m having it”
  • “Jesus Saves”
    “pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
  • “christin, you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..”
    “how do i do that”
  • “It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.”
    "opposite over hypotenuse
  • “Violence solves everything.
    If you have a problem that violence doesn’t solve, then you’re not using enough of it.”
  • “In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
    I live in Texas though,, so it doesn’t say much =)”
    “there are ppl in texas?”
  • “[4/3/2014 5:27:54 PM] orangey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): on a scale of one to my dick how long was it
    [4/3/2014 5:28:04 PM] iDexyy: One obviously
    [4/3/2014 5:28:10 PM] orangey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ah
    [4/3/2014 5:28:15 PM] iDexyy: My hair wasn’t 20ft long”
  • “iDexyy: Haha I’m funny , sex me”

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