oreopizza47

HinduSniper: “To be or not to be velocitated”
oreopizza47: “Facepalm: Apply Directly To The Forehead.”
mommacullen: “Velocity’s self-appointed shrink”
ClaireSable: “Feel my wrath! The silent treatment is my power!”
Crasfi: “If at first you don’t succeed, you fail”
Invinciproduct: ""¡TODOS LOS DIAS!"
Carados: “I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter”
mkelican: “So I jumped out my window and aimed for the ground… and I missed”
Iggyshark: "I really wish I had an audioclip of Snake saying “Why are you telling me this?” that I could textile into chat."
PaperMache: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
musicismylife34: “SILENCE! I kill you!”
DivineError: “When life give you lemons, ask for the tequila and salt!”
Violett_Violence: “Oh my phucking keyblade!!!! That was lame to the fullest extent of FAILING!!”
landfieldjc: “…gimme a minute”
ilyilyxoxo: “You’ll never see the stars if you’re always looking down”
shorebuck: “I bite you!”
Eletha: “DON’T PANIC!!”
serpentesque: “Dont piss me off or i will feed you to the snakes”
soccergirl35: “It’s not that I didn’t listen, I just chose not to follow.”
the_sicknes: “‘E is for emotional, ruins everybody’s day, M is for miserable people, O is for on the dark side cause we got some fresh cookies!’ cookies! woo!”
Pawncakes: “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.”
GwenWilliams: “You kids are driving me crazy!”
MSTaylor: “Never, ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.”
macatruso: “Want to make $$ with your computer? No risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row!”
Josh13905: “I don’t want a quote… and you can quote me on that.”
catman723622: “I can’t think of anything right now.”