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Papa's Pancakeria

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Aug. 25, 2015

Rating: 4

Me at work all day: Boy I wish I could go home and pretend to do menial tasks for less than minimum wage! Me at home today: My dreams have come true!!!

Witch Hunt

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Aug. 20, 2015

Rating: -7

A nagging shrew who jiggles for you and gives you flashes of upskirt? Really?

50 years (graphical)

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: -1

I have no problem with basic graphics, but this badly needs formatting. The buttons just sort of smoosh together; it's clumsy looking and feeling.

Sentry Knight Conquest

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 5

Beat level II boss and realized that there is a level IV boss out there. Halfway through and too bored to bother with the hard badge.

Sentry Knight Conquest

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

@Oishi7 The timer is at the top left, right under your health. Otherwise, I more or less agree.

Sushi Cat

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Aug. 06, 2015

Rating: 0

Sushi cat is one of the very few games that I will happily replay after finishing. Love it!

New Star Soccer

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Aug. 05, 2015

Rating: 1

@MeekalMykee The game is apparently functional for you, that's the difference in hate level. When I run the game (with as much memory as it wants on a top of the line computer) even the menus lag so badly that I can't click the buttons. It's absurdly bad.

New Star Soccer

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Aug. 05, 2015

Rating: 3

How does this have 14M plays with 4.24 star average? It's all but unplayable?!?!

Pel

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Aug. 02, 2015

Rating: 1

Powerups and missing a ball make this game difficult, not the actual gameplay. Would also be nice if WASD, or more simply 123, were available as control options. Sucks having to play right handed.

GemCraft - Chasing Shadows

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Jul. 30, 2015

Rating: 1

It looks like the easy badge is recording only one new achievement per map win. You've got to beat 10 maps to get the badge, with an achieve on each.

Obey the Game

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Jul. 26, 2015

Rating: 2

Too many complaints about coffee break in Reverse Mode. The game is easy enough as it is, what's the problem with a goofy autofail?

Doodle God Blitz

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Jul. 18, 2015

Rating: 8

Good god I hate these games. Why add badges Kong? Boredom combined with constant ads and other related nonsense? I can't even figure out how this is a game...

Trimps

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Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: -1

Finally got a map that rewards wood, my 24th one. Seems a little too rare...

Trimps

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Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: -2

Perhaps I'm just unlucky, but 17 maps in and I have yet to get one that gives wood. It's 1:2 food:metal.

Dangerous adventure

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Jul. 13, 2015

Rating: 0

@alexx 90 - Completing an adventure doesn't give you skill points; it's experience based. It's entirely possible that your two adventures' experience combined to give you a single level up. You can repeat early adventures for bonus xp. This is particularly useful when you're able to beat the higher level opponents in the dungeon for lots of XP. It's an easy way to level quickly.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Jul. 10, 2015

Rating: 0

I really wish that the text went faster. Having to Next through several sets of "..." was a bit much at times. Most anyone who can figure out the game by a method other than trial and error is going to be able to read.

Pixelo

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Jul. 08, 2015

Rating: -6

I really like this type of puzzle, but I am not a fan of this execution. If you're going to count pixels against the player, implement a check button rather than penalizing every misclick, particularly with the clunky marking system you've set up.

Cube Escape: Harvey's Box

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Jul. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

What the heck did I just play?

Soccer Physics

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Jul. 06, 2015

Rating: 1

I wish kong hadn't screwed with serving their Unity games to Chrome. They're still entirely playable if you know what you're doing, just a flag to switch, but they won't even let you try. Very frustrating.

Toxers

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Jun. 26, 2015

Rating: 2

It tells you what to do in the badge description... Dunno why so many people are having trouble with the boffin/dog combo. That said, man this is a tedious game. No real inventory means that if you pick up items too soon, you'll wind up having to grind for them to beat the extremely difficult bugs at the end. Not fun.