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Play Toxers Toxers Jun. 26, 2015
It tells you what to do in the badge description... Dunno why so many people are having trouble with the boffin/dog combo. That said, man this is a tedious game. No real inventory means that if you pick up items too soon, you'll wind up having to grind for them to beat the extremely difficult bugs at the end. Not fun.
Play Earn to Die 2: Exodus Earn to Die 2: Exodus Jun. 16, 2015
Constant browser crashes on Chrome...
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Mar. 31, 2012
So, after wading through an hour or two of extremely tedious minigame playing where every control worked as intended, I get to the final race against the volcano duck. Can't jump, so I'm stuck on a barrier that isn't even as tall as my duck. Seems like a common problem. Latest version of flash/chrome.
Play CalcuDoku Light Vol 1 CalcuDoku Light Vol 1 Mar. 31, 2012
stop1it - I agree that the puzzles are too easy, but any logic/math puzzle can be solved with time. You can enter the numbers into the box just by hovering over it with your mouse and typing the number. You don't even have to click...
Play Proke Proke Feb. 08, 2012
Wow, w and k were rough (hint, use lots of words including work and wick) but q and x are ridiculous without help. Even the relatively difficult challenge of not using e while getting the tower to 4000 meters was nothing in comparison.
Play This is the Only Level 3 This is the Only Level 3 Feb. 03, 2012
I fail repeatedly tonight, it seems... To beat level 27 use the blue box at the top left of the scores window.
Play This is the Only Level 3 This is the Only Level 3 Feb. 03, 2012
Nevermind, level 27 is still beatable. That tiny blue box in the top right of the scores window IS the snake game.
Play This is the Only Level 3 This is the Only Level 3 Feb. 03, 2012
Level 16 works fine for me in chrome. Can't beat the game because of level 27 though.
Play Color Pic-a-Pix Light Vol 1 Color Pic-a-Pix Light Vol 1 Jan. 31, 2012
A nice take on an old classic. The colors are a nice additional hint. This really needs a separate 'color' for marking a space empty rather than having to multiple click. 4/5
Play Hands of War Tower Defense Hands of War Tower Defense Jan. 29, 2012
I like the game overall, but it seems like once I have all of the upgrades there are very few differences among the towers. There are some unique abilities, like the shock tower, but overall the towers are very similar. 4/5
Play Bullet Time Ninja Bullet Time Ninja Jan. 25, 2012
Can't believe this got badges. Wretched controls with no explanation of how anything works.
Play Awesome Tanks Awesome Tanks Jan. 23, 2012
I like the game, except for one small thing. The rocket tracking is unnecessary and can frequently cause you to die. If I shoot a rocket and then run, I want to be able to see where I'm going and who's shooting at me, not which way a rocket decides to go once it misses its intended target and flies forever before hitting a wall. They're a lovely weapon when they work, but when they don't, I seem to die a lot.
Play Kingdom Rush Kingdom Rush Jan. 20, 2012
Fun game, only two problems, one of which might be mine. Like many others, I think this needs a fast forward button. The other problem is that the entire 22MB game reloads each time I play. If I restart my browser it's just gone. This doesn't happen with any other game on this site. Again, could be my problem, but waiting for it to download each time is not fun.
Play Smoking Kills Smoking Kills Jan. 16, 2012
Access the bonus mission by clicking the cards in the trophy room once you have collected all 9. Took me an embarrassingly long time to figure this out.
Play The Ocean Around Me - Week Two The Ocean Around Me - Week Two Jan. 11, 2012
I wish there were something difficult about this game. There's no real puzzle to solve and the platforming is extremely easy. You just follow the instructions and click Next a lot. I'm not complaining, it's a quick, easy game, but I'm surprised they rated this as a medium badge.
Play Pandemic: American Swine Pandemic: American Swine Jan. 08, 2012
Fun, now I've got no operations going and it's still drawing my money each day. I start negative and finish even moreso. Very frustrating game, can't believe this got badges.
Play Pandemic: American Swine Pandemic: American Swine Jan. 08, 2012
I wish there were a way to see the entire country at once. I'm not sure why the zoom button only goes out to about 1/3rd of the states. The movement controls for the map are very very clunky as well.
Play Shopping Cart Hero Shopping Cart Hero Jan. 06, 2012
Finally got the hard badge with a 2000 point jump. I did it by doing 2 very fast handstands while I pointed the cart so that the rocket is facing upward, followed by a handstand that I held while I completed a backflip. If you don't get to the stars for height, you're not going to make the badge, just crash intentionally and you save a ton of time. You also need a good run and a jump that starts the cart facing at 45 degrees or more. If it's a relatively horizontal launch there's no real point in trying to fix the direction, just wipe it. For tricks it's all about the time in the air, which means height.
Play Versus Umbra Versus Umbra Jan. 04, 2012
None of the weapons shortcuts seem to work for me. I like the game as well as any of this variety, and the goofy storyline does a nice job of poking fun at itself, but I really really wish I didn't have to go into the backpack to switch weapons every single time.
Play 300 miles to Pigsland 300 miles to Pigsland Dec. 29, 2011
Truly awful controls. The game randomly decides you can't double jump, or sometimes single jump, and you die. Replay value of the platforming section is nearly zero, yet that's the entire game, repeating a poorly controlled, relatively boring platformer. 2/5