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ℜ☤ṧℰ Ѧαℊ☤Иϟ⊥ Ħøℓł⑂₩Ѻø∂ ʊη∂εѦ∂ Ѧ§ϟąϟ§īи υиđєαđяєqυιм ѕιʃєитɟ3αя ßʃσσđѕρσяє fαтєѕωσяđѕ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pat's profile featuring Brysi, Master Chief, Hitler, Stalin, Morgan Freeman, George Lopez, and Conan O'Brien and Cthulhu. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry It's funny how forever never seems to last It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past It's funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down It's funny how when you need someone they never are around It's funny how people change and think they're so much better It's funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter” It's funny how one night can contain so much regret It's funny how you can forgive but not forget It's funny how ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, is none of that's funny to me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Chorus] When you come home, I'll stop this.. When you come home.... I'll hide it good.. I'll never cry again..When you..come home..to me... [Brysi's rap] Yo, I remember the day, I bought my Xbox 360, it was the very same day, I purchased Halo 3. I feel in love with the Chief, man I would play it all night, Matchmakin', Campaign, tryin' to finish the fight. But when I got to the end, I thought, man this ain't fair, this should be a happy moment, by the Chief isn't there. They've got their guns in the air, they break the silence with the shots, gunfire..a reminder of a life that was lost... How can it be? It's like I found a friend in Master Chief..too many hours invested, so many nights without sleep, I'm ranking up, gettin' 50s in doubles, without the Chief by my side, my heart, it feels a little troubled.... He's supposed to be the savior of us all, but now he lays to rest, and we're supposed to move along? It's like in some ways, I feel I actually know him, my heart is cryin' out... Chief, come home! Chief, come home... [Chorus] When you come home.. I'll stop this.. When you come home, I'll hide it good. I'll never cry..again..when you...come home...to me.. [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] I saw you.. again I knew.. just where you'd be.. I'll stop this... real.. soon.. when you're back safe with me... When you come home.. I'll stop this.. When you come home.. I'll hide it good.. I'll never cry again.... When... You.... Come... Home.... To.... Me....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fik4R0aTQU&feature=channel_video_title Holiday 2012. Be ready, the Chief's coming home. Halo 4 is the next blockbuster installment in the iconic franchise that’s shaped entertainment history and defined a decade of gaming. Set in the aftermath of Halo 3, Master Chief returns to confront his own destiny and face an ancient evil that threatens the fate of the entire universe. Halo 4 marks the start of a new trilogy that begins with its release in 2012. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Favorite song: Rise Against, Paper Wings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIP4Q_L5iCM One last thing I beg you please just before you go. I've watched you fly on paper wings half way round the world, until they burned up in the atmosphere and sent you spiraling down. Landed somewhere far from here with no one else around to catch you falling down And I'm looking at you now. and I can't tell if you're laughing, between each smile there's a tear in your eye. There's a train leaving town in an hour, it's not waiting for you and neither am I. Swing for the fences, son he must have told you once that was a conversation you took nothing from. So raise your glass now and celebrate excatly what you've done. Just put off another day of knowing where your from, catch up with yourself if you run.. And I can't tell if you're laughing. Between each smile there's a tear in your eye. There's a train leaving town in an hour. It's not waiting for you and neither am I. Is this the life that you lead? or the life thats led for you? Will you take the road that's been laid out before you, will we cross pathes somewhere else tonight? Somewhere else tonight... And I can't tell if you're laughing. Between each smile there's a tear in your eye There's a train leaving town in an hour. It's not waiting for you and neither am I. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ezio is my name, Murdering children is my game. Stabby stabby Slice n' Dice I Hunt you down and killa your mum, Cuttsy cuttsy killy killy I stab your eyes with my flashbombs. Theres a few things that you should know my uncles name is Mario. I am on Wii? O hella no! How'd you like that, a-Nintendo? I'll stab you IN DA FACEEEEE, I'll beat you in a running RACEEEE, I won't hesitate to take your LIFEEEEEE, I'll even kill my own WIFEEE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoa, that's a full rainbow all the way Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow It's a double rainbow all the way...damn It's a double rainbow all the way...damn, oh my God What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so intense (tense) What does this mean? It's startin to even look like a triple rainbow That's a whole rainbow, man, ahhhh! Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No emotion, no commotion! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ angelbluedvl: pat Pat0022: ? angelbluedvl:♥ Pat0022: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH angelbluedvl: XD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Travie taught me to be generous. Green Day taught me the government is gonna fail someday. Nirvana taught me to be a teenager Rise Against taught me to stay in the moment. Evanescence taught me to be myself. Justin Bieber taught me how to fail at life. Music taught me how to live. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the video they show the elephant pushing the bear out the circle, According to the director, the song is about forgiveness, and that the elephant represents the Republican Party, and the polar bear is representative of endangered species. just shows how fucked up the situation is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ค ๔єคtђ ๏Ŧ l๏שє๔ รtคץร เภ ๏ยг ร๏ยlร Ŧ๏гєשєг, ๒ยt ค ภєฬ lเŦє เร tђє ๒єﻮเภภเภﻮ ๏Ŧ ค ภєฬ ร๏ยl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://i55.tinypic.com/hwfg3n.jpg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DID I EVER TOLD YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY? INSANITY IS BUYING THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN THINKING THIS TIME IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT (call of duty) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told, Don't reply to this guy he is just getting a rise, Out of you! Yes it's true, you respond and that's his que, To start trouble on the double, while he strokes his manly stubble, You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you should probably just fold, When the only winning move is not to playyyyyyy And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying, You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ รรรรรยยยยยยςςςςςςкккккєєєєггггг!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Current About Me visitors: More than you'll ever get in your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caboose - Ahh.. That was super hard, don't try that. ODST - You jumped over a sand dun, it didn't look dangerous. Caboose - Then how did I lose all my fingers. ODST - WHAT! Caboose - AH! Just kidding. ODST - Fuckin Loser. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sit down son, let me give you a music lesson. I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson. Never say Never? You'll never be forgetting I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages, your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages. I'm committing verbal murder in the major third degree, my name is Beethoven mother fucker, maybe you've heard of me?! Not that Saint Bernard version, I'm the real OG. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prove you're homosexual! ░▀▄░░░░░��░░░�����░▄▄███▀ ░█░░░▀▄░▄▄▄▄▄░▄▀░░░█▀ ░░▀▄░░░▀░░░░░▀░░░▄▀ ░░░░▌░▄▄░░░▄▄░▐▀▀ ░░░▐░░█▄░░░▄█░░▌▄▄▀▀▀▀█ ░░░▌▄▄▀▀░▄░▀▀▄▄▐░░░░░░█ ▄▀▀▐▀▀░▄▄▄▄▄░▀▀▌▄▄▄░░░█ █░░░▀▄░█░░░█░▄▀░░░░█▀▀▀ ░▀▄░░▀░░▀▀▀░░▀░░░▄█▀ ░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░▀▄ ShadowMan2009: Hows you dear? ShadowMan2009: Hey noah NoahIsAMonkey: great honey NoahIsAMonkey: >.> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PROVE YOU'RE A RETARD! 1: USE CAPS FOR LIKE EVERYTHING 2: USE LIKE FOR LIKE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE SAY 3: USE A COMBO OF LIKE 1 AND 2 4: This is this cat, This is is cat, This is how cat, This is to cat, This is keep cat, This is retards cat, This is busy cat - read 3rd word from each sentance. ☜☠☞Fire burning through the souls of the Earth and Hell☜☠☞ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I used to have a dislike button, but no one used it, so I just added an app download link instead: http://www.reviewbusters.net/music/review.aspx?id=140 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOOM, LIGHTNING! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just a minecraft nerd livin in a block like world they took the minecart train going anywhere Just a creeper mob Glowed and hissed and prepped for boom he blew up and... killed everyyyyything A creeper in broken room the sound off hissing and cows that moo An evil mob that comes out at night.... hissing onnnn and onnn and ooooooon DOOOOOONT STOOOP GRIEFING ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three guys are in a cafe, one says: I've got the smallest arm in the world! Another says: I've got the smallest head in the world! Last one says: I'm the most musical talented of the world! The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. First one goes first and returns happy: I've really do have the smallest arm in the world! Second returns happy too: I've really do have the smallest head in the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK is Rise Against?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cortana which art in my helmet, Halo'd be Thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth, as it is in Xbox-Live. Give us this day our daily energy sword. And forgive us our use of noob combos, as we forgive the noobs. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from sticky grenades: For thine is the warthog, and the scorpion, and the wraith, for ever. Amen. ” ~ Book of Master Chief 6:9-13 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moderator: (from The Level Cap) hi Moderator: (from The Level Cap) I Moderator: (from The Level Cap) would Moderator: (from The Level Cap) just Moderator: (from The Level Cap) like Moderator: (from The Level Cap) to Moderator: (from The Level Cap) tell Moderator: (from The Level Cap) you Moderator: (from Malkin71) banned The Level Cap for flooding the chat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Favorite song: Rise Against- Paper Wings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIP4Q_L5iCM&feature=Pex=4&playnext=4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK2iLnTR9V8&* Avenged Sevenfold - Not Ready to Die http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKP9RwoTWwE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day, all the evil in the world summoned upon, making, me. One day, along the road, I was going for my evening stroll along the park. Then, out of nowhere, I see, in the sky, a floating city. With my Sword of Demon’s Might, I summon a powerful Fire Demon, to knock it out of the sky. With the Demon's incredible power, the city fell to the ground, killing everyone who once lived in it. Then, I look around there, and with the incredible items I saw in the city, I said this: "I shall like here, and call it the Fallen City of Alten. This was, because the ruler of this great city, Alten, God of Heaven. Now, I station there, with my laptop, to play on-line free games. In this city, is ruins of buildings, a waterfall, and a mountian range. With this all, survive. I now walk through the city, thinking of what to do, and I ask myself many questions. I am not really here, but a shadow, I am, cloaked, and roaming Earth. Recently, I created an armor of the pure fires of Hell. And with my Sword of Demon’s Might, I rule the city, with only me in it. The city’s location cannot be told, for any human, strolling along in it, shall perish. I rule with my pet, The Dragon of Eternal Darkness. My armors, and my cloak are invulnerable to all sources of power. My Cape of Fear makes me immortal, and cannot be removed from me, unless the Armor of Demon’s Might is removed. Not one human can remove the Armor, for the reason is, that any human that dares touch the Armor, shall perish in a Fire of Hell. My symbol is Three Dragon’s Heads, symbolizing the Power of the Death Dragon. The Death Dragon, is Hell’s greatest Non-Demon Warrior. With its incredible power, it can destroy the world, if only it could get out of Hell. My Sword of Demon’s Might is not the only weapon I have. I have two knifes of Eternal Death, and an axe. The axe is the Axe of Dual Demon Dragon, to symbolize the Death Dragon. My Sword of Demon’s Might has four attacks, two Rune based, and one normal attack. The attacks are, first, the simple slash. Second, “Demon’s Core”, it summons the power of a Demon in a Darkness attack, “Demon Rise”, which summons a Demon, and “Dragon’s Rise from Hell”. “Dragon Rise from Hell” summons the Death Dragon to destroy the enemies. The reason I do not use it is, that, the power of the Death Dragon is too strong, and could destroy the Earth in a whole blast, and when summon, there is a chance of it escaping and setting out to destroy everything. Next, my two knives can just transform into two Darkness Swords. Nothing so special about them. And my Axe of Dual Demon Dragon, actually cannot summon the true Death Dragon. Instead, the Axe summons two Darkness Dragons fused together. Also, the Axe can summon a school of Darkness Wyverns (Small, part owl, part reptilian creatures) to annoy the enemy greatly, or to distract the enemy, while I charge up the power of the third skill of the Axe, “Moon’s Rays”. “Moon’s Rays” is a skill that has to be powered up to summon the Moon’s rays, which would be as hot as 85% of the Sun’s temperature. Now, I will tell you about my Armor. The Armor of Demon’s Might was made purely of the Death Dragon’s magical Darkness breath. Its magical essence keeps me invulnerable, and immortal. My armor, still giving incredible protection, is more of a cloak, then armor. Next, I will tell you about the cape. The Cape of Fear is made up of all of people’s fears, yours also, and everyone’s in the world. The weapons obviously, are also made up of the Death Dragon’s Darkness Breath. Well, the Armor, Cape, and Weapons were not mine from the start. The Death Dragon, actually had a different owner before me. The Dragon’s original owner, Drakous, The God of Death. I challenged him, defeated him, and took his Armor, Cape, Weapons, and the Dragon Master’s Orb of Death. The Dragon’s Master’s Orb of Death is the orb used to control the Death Dragon. This Orb has merged into me, taking the place of my death heart. I do not acually rule with the Sword. I rule with a staff of great dark power. I rule as half-demon, half-necromancer, and all shadows of Life and Death. For I am.....me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WALL OF KONG. FRIENDS WALL OF KONG. FRIENDS StealthySamantha Seklo Nutshell Anthony93 Irock45 Malqua Blackmasterking NynjahBunneh ZapBlaze MrRadke doomsbringer blarp Kenisu Ichojari LilSnappyTurtle MShadows13 salvaturd1 SmartSamantha Ju4nC4rl0s Core_Finder NunjahBajur charredmonkeys ferrettamer123 ThatJaredGuy87 xXxShadowStepxXx ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MODERATOR FRIENDS, AND KNOWN MODERATORS IAmTheCandyMan Sarsy Ysayell1 Vegadev Charredmonkeys ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOTE: If you are one of my Kong. Friends, and you are not on the list, go not go freaking crazy about it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (I am a sponsor of Chuck Norris) (Chuck Norris: Do not be a disgrace, or you will get round the house kicked in the face.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This has been my Kongregate Autobiography, of which is more then one thousand words. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ List of Evil Things I can create with Necromancing: #1. Undead Warrior: An undead person, with armor and shield, weilding a sword. #2. Undead Horse: RIDE! Ride like the wind! #3. Undead Wolf: Ahwoo!!!! To battle enemies. #4. Undead Frog: Ribbit, ribbit. What? I got bored. Sheesh. #5. Undead Dragon: For all your Light-slaying needs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have Three sets of Armor, and one Cloak. Each armor is used for different seasons. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fall: The Death Knight Armor: thirdage.uffsite.net/images/screens/ps2/PelWitchKingFlamingSword2.jpg Winter: Necromancer: www.mindsiphon.com/art/Necromancer.jpg Spring: Dark Axe Master www.warhammer-online.com.cn/media/conceptArt/full/KnightOfTzeentch.jpg And Summer: Fire Demon http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925157933/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/21/shadow_fire_demon.jpg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is this? I hear music, a song playing by piano. Oddly, the closer I seem to get to it, the further it seems to be from me. What does this mean? Who is doing this............? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Opposites attract in some formative, non-homosexual way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indestructible Determination that is incorruptible from the other side, a terror to behold Annihilation will be unavoidable all of life is unexcusable for all of the living shall die in what I see is a fire….A fire that risen from Hell it’s self all are doomed to the death of the end….Of the world. Right now, my Kong Life pretty much wraps around Heroes of Gaia. I enjoy Dark Arts and Necromancing and filling everyone's day with dread and dispair. If you want to meet me, I am usually at Seamonkeys, but sometimes I am at Devourer Of Souls (Awesome Name). I usually carry around a katana, to symbolize my real life katana I got like 9 months ago, and I use Assassin as a one of my Rp'ing Characters. I am looking to become a moderator to help those moderators smash those trolls under their wraiths, and would like to be a regular moderator at Seamonkeys. The Room Owner, Charredmonkeys, never comes to the room anymore, but the reg mod, Sydney1407 is usually there. She is a nice moderator who will always help you, and she does not bite. But my undead Ceberus of the other hand.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The song that will stay a Legend for now and forever: Don't Stop Believing! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pat0022: Hmmm..... pat0022: Me haz Fav song on Fav Bar becuz me smartz. pat0022: Just a small time girl! pat0022: Livin' in a lonely world! pat0022: She took the midnight train, going an-ny-whe-re! pat0022: Just a city boy! ferrettamer123: lol? pat0022: Born and raised in South Datriot! pat0022: He took the midnight trian going anywhere pat0022: Oh, and there is th Glee-ified version, with all those annoying tas. pat0022: Like ta, ta, ta, ta, ta... all the time during the song. pat0022: Has to have like 500 of them in the song. pat0022: Anyway... ferrettamer123: glee is gay pat0022: Just a singer in a smokey room! pat0022: A smell of wine and cheap perfume! ferrettamer123: wat song is this pat? pat0022: WHAT?! pat0022: How do you do not know what song this is?! pat0022: It is like the only song known by everyone! ferrettamer123: ok i dont no it though :) pat0022: Don't Stop Believing, by Journey. pat0022: Now you know. ferrettamer123: lol :) pat0022: Now the world is back to Sanity. pat0022: Anyway (again -.-') pat0022: Fought a smile, that could share the night.. pat0022: It goes on and on and on... pat0022: Stranglers, waiting... pat0022: Up and down the Blvd. ferrettamer123: hey pat r lich kings good? pat0022: Their shadows.... pat0022: Searching for the night.. pat0022: Yeah. ferrettamer123: k lol pat0022: Streetlight, people pat0022: Livin' just to find emotion. pat0022: Hiding somewhere in the night.. pat0022: Working hard to get my fill... pat0022: Everyone wants a trill... pat0022: thrill* pat0022: Having many things just to roll the dice... pat0022: Just one more time pat0022: Some will win.. pat0022: SOme will lose.. pat0022: Some would want to sing the blues.. pat0022: And now the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on.. pat0022: Starngers, waiting up and down the Blvd. pat0022: Their shadows, searching in the night! pat0022: Steetlight, people.... pat0022: Livin' just find emotion! pat0022: Hiding, somewhere in the night... pat0022: Fin. pat0022: *Bows* pat0022: Oh! pat0022: Don't stop believing! pat0022: Don't stop believing! pat0022: Hold on to that feeling! pat0022: Streetlight people... pat0022: Streetlight people... pat0022: Don't stop believing pat0022: Now fin. pat0022: *Bows* Anthony93: Cheers* pat0022: Thank you. ferrettamer123: *clap calp clap* pat0022: The most popular video on Youtube with the sond "Don't Stop Believing" (Glee Version) had 12 Mil views. pat0022: The regular version, only had a surprising 25% of that 3 Mil views. pat0022: I guess those annoying Tas in the background was actually worth something. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Second Time: Like 15 mins after first time: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pat0022: Hmm.... pat0022: Shouldz I startz again? pat0022: Hmm.... Anthony93: NOO ferrettamer123: NNMNOOOOO ferrettamer123: ! ferrettamer123: ! ferrettamer123: ! ferrettamer123: ! ferrettamer123: ! pat0022: Just a small time girl! pat0022: Livin' in a lonely world pat0022: She took the midnight train... ferrettamer123: lol mutes pat :) pat0022: Going anywhere! StealthySamantha: goin anywherrrrrrrrrrrrreeee ferrettamer123: unmutes pat :) pat0022: Justa city boy, born and raised in South Droiet StealthySamantha: lol pat0022: He took the midnight train, going anywhere pat0022: (Rest for now) Anthony93: I'm lagging too much.... pat0022: Just a singer in a smokey room... StealthySamantha: lol pat0022: A smell of wine and cheap perfume pat0022: Fought a smile, that could share the life ferrettamer123: i like wine Anthony93: Time to go to Just Chatting!!! ferrettamer123: NNNOOOO ANT! StealthySamantha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Anthony93: YA!! ferrettamer123: NNNNNNNOOOO StealthySamantha: pat can i borrow your katana again... pat0022: It goes on and on and on and on.... pat0022: And no-o, no-o, no-o, Sam-an-tha-a-a! Anthony93: YAY! Anthony93: No more lag!! pat0022: You scratched it the last time pat0022: Stargers, waiting up and down the Blvd! pat0022: Their shadows, searching in the night. pat0022: Streetlight people... pat0022: Livin' just to find emotion! pat0022: Hiding somewhere in the night! pat0022: Working hard, to get my fill! pat0022: Everyone wants a thrill! pat0022: Having many things to roll the dice... Anthony93: Hey Pat... pat0022: Just one more time... Anthony93: SHUT UP!!! StealthySamantha: never gonna give you up pat0022: Some will win, some will lose. StealthySamantha: never gonna let you down ferrettamer123: wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwadswdawdwad Anthony93: ... StealthySamantha: never gonna run around and desert you pat0022: Some were born to sing the blues ferrettamer123: ill desert u Anthony93: Lol Sam pat0022: And the movie never ends, it goes on, and on, and on, and on... pat0022: Starngers, waiting up and down the Blvd. Anthony93: *mutes Pat* pat0022: Their shadows searching in the night. pat0022: Streetlight people... pat0022: Living just to find emotion! ferrettamer123: im a streetlight person pat0022: Hiding, somewhere in the night. pat0022: (Guitar solo) pat0022: Don't stop, believing! Anthony93: I'm kinda bored... pat0022: Hold on to that feeling Anthony93: Damn game... pat0022: Streetlight people... ferrettamer123: that game sucks ant pat0022: Don't stop! ferrettamer123: believing pat0022: Fin. Anthony93: No it doesn't pat0022: Nope, it ends with Don't stop. Anthony93: No lag = Great game pat0022: *Bows* ferrettamer123: yes it sucks Anthony93: *claps and cheers for Pat* ferrettamer123: *boos pat* pat ur a terrible singer pat0022: *kills Fetter* Non-believer! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pat0022: Syd, are you actually playing HoG? babysmur69: it wasnt even me, my sister took it.. sydney1407: Not right now, pat. pat0022: Or is it glitching again? pat0022: Glitching sydney1407: No, I'm just not playing. pat0022: Ah. pat0022: Nvm. sydney1407: Okay. sydney1407: Ooh! Pat! We just had a civil moment! It was exciting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pat0022: [Global]DarkPaladins:2 fat bitches and a pack of skittles.....yea that would make my day (00:34) sydney1407: ... naftolemak: would he use the skittles to lure fat bitches into his van? pat0022: [Global]killer74:HOW DARE U DONT MENTION MY MOM WITH SKITTLES BC SKITTLES IS GAY (00:35) naftolemak: well, if skittles are gay naftolemak: then i'll be a homosexual anyday pat0022: [Global]DarkPaladins:yo momma so fat her blood type is 0....reos 0.o (00:36) pat0022: [Global]Shikana:one of my fraternity brothers got so drunk he tore up a hotel room then got arrested and kicked out (00:36) pat0022: [Global]Shikana:the back window of a police car. he made it 300 feet before he got his ass whooped by 6 policemen. (00:36) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ naftolemak: Pat, why are you copy and pasting your Heroes of Gaia chat? pat0022: They seem funny...and I am bored. pat0022: I dunno =/ naftolemak: y'know why you're bored? naftolemak: because you're playing Heroes of Gaia pat0022: I am waiting for my freakin' Townhall. naftolemak: exactly naftolemak: because you're PLAYING Heroes of Gaia pat0022: And you are PLAYING Wonderpills. naftolemak: which is infinitely better pat0022: That is not a number. naftolemak: it is all numbers pat0022: Nope. Not 47. naftolemak: yes naftolemak: even 47 naftolemak: and 69 pat0022: It got 44, 45, 46, 48.... naftolemak: and 42 naftolemak: 69 = 42, Pat. think about it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Naftolemak and Sydney1407 both suck horse balls! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?????? ?? ????? Heroes of Gaia in Arabic =P* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ---? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MY FWISH delta14672: give it to me. pat0022: Aww =( StealthySamantha: no!!!!!!! StealthySamantha: fish! use bubblebeam! pat0022: ME WANT FWISH! >=( StealthySamantha: >:O NynjahBajur: -uses bubblebeam- NynjahBajur: OOOOOOOOO delta14672: -jumps off a cliff to escape the bubbles- StealthySamantha: w007 StealthySamantha: xD pat0022: *Snatches Nynjah* pat0022: ME FWISH! pat0022: *Runs off* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ gymleader pat! I challenge you!!!!!!!!!!!! StealthySamantha: for the squeezable ketchup badge pat0022: Oh, alright. pat0022: Mewtwo, I choose you! StealthySamantha: oshit StealthySamantha: hes gonna mew NynjahBajur: can i use water missile? StealthySamantha: o-o pat0022: *Mewtwo comes out of pokeball* StealthySamantha: *nynjah i choose you! NynjahBajur: its a one-hit ko StealthySamantha: *hits pat in the face with pokerock* pat0022: Psycic Beam! NynjahBajur: -dodges- StealthySamantha: USE WATERMISSLE! StealthySamantha: >:O! NynjahBajur: .> StealthySamantha: xD NynjahBajur: <<<<<<<<<<<< StealthySamantha: omfg pat0022: *Mewtwo kills Nynjah* StealthySamantha: thats going on my file too StealthySamantha: brb babysmur69: (650): so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet. (1-650): did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one? pat0022: *Mewtwo: Noob. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _¦¯ ¦?¦ ¦ ¯¦¯ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ House Episode A dad slept with his son's girlfriend. The dad said "I was drunk- we both-", then House says, " No need to explain, technically, she was legal." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snail Game Rewards (Creators of HoG) In January 17th ,2008 China Annual Game Industry Conference of 2007 was successfully held in Suzhou International Exhibition Center. Giants and captains of game industry gathered here and became headlines of various medias. At this conference, Snail Game was rewarded as "Top 10 game developer of 2007" and "Best Overseas Exporter " according to strong developing ability and excellent overseas performance. This is the 4th time that Snail Game was rewarded these 2 awards. "Top 10 game developer of 2007" and "Best Overseas Exporter " were set by Annual Industry Conference to set an idol for the original online game industry and to stimulate more online games to export to overseas so as to build brand image for Chinese online games. In 2007, Snail Game strengthened its power of cooperating with overseas excellent game companies on game developing and operating and meanwhile launched internationalization implementation in independent operating and cooperating modes. In one word, Snail Game fully deserves "Top 10 game developer of 2007" and "Best Overseas Exporter " on the conference. As CEO of Snail Game Mr. Shi Hai said :"Snail is a silent fighter who stick to and fight for his dream" Snail adhere to its independent developing principle. Although it spent lots of time on understanding itself and see its developing path, it will grow strong in future. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HoG Global Conversations: [Global]john:I'm only in it for the sex and I'm sorry to say it but I found someone who does it better (22:40) [Global]ojeteluvsyou:damm I will have to look somewhere else :S (22:42) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Global]SpiderSid:Hey Irish!... where's the baby? (22:29) [Global]JasonRose:I think your mother has it (22:30) [Global]JasonRose:in about 9 months (22:30) [Global]SpiderSid:not again (22:30) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Global]seabass:i wonder what porn elfy watches (22:12) [Global]RyanARowe:gay (22:13) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Global]Josheb:whats up seabass and jonny (21:57) [Global]IrishElf:Yeah she told me of your... How did she put it... "Like f'ing a fish" package (21:57) [Global]seabass:well i am a fish but a shark in bed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Global]Dartanion:does anyone know why killer74 is banned (23:02) [Global]xmorgan:yup (23:02) [Global]IrishElf:Ohhhh do tell (23:03) [Global]Dartanion:why is that? (23:03) [Global]xmorgan:maybe cuase he is an idiot (23:03) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ zeldaman: ah man. there is a terrible violinest here. at my place. she is terrible... pat0022: Here, to get rid of her, say this: pat0022: "Hey, woman! What the hell are you trying to do, kill the cat?!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More HoG Cons: ll thinks Im a girl X) (22:44) [Global]GREEZY:what like gardening and shit? (22:44) [Global]shawna:yeahh, something like that (22:45) [Global]GREEZY:nothing turns me on more, check this out you bend over to harvest you radishes (22:45) [Global]shawna:is that it? (22:45) [Global]Jonnyrocket:That was pretty good. (22:45) [Global]GREEZY:you water your tomato patch (22:45) [Global]Shikana:*WINK WINK* (22:45) [Global]GREEZY:are you ready for my fresh produce? (22:46) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ferrettamer123: ow! nynjah! NynjahBajur: shh NynjahBajur: he wont look under a rock im sitting on ferrettamer123: he will if ur talking to it NynjahBajur: so stop talking! ferrettamer123: fine NynjahBajur: lol ferrettamer123: i need to piss.... Anthony93: All you need is my un tiss un tiss un tiss hollister612: wow. ferrettamer123: oops. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NynjahBajur: bob, you have to play it cool, dont just rush after every girl that comes into this room pat0022: pat0022: OMG! GURL, WANNA GO OUT W/ MEH?!?!?!?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Basil Marceaux for Gov of Tennessee! And someday, maybe President. I'm Basil Marceaux dot com, the Republican candidate for governor. I'd like to recall... all... permit... and registration... for guns. Everyone carry guns. If you kill someone? No, you get murdered and you go to jail. And, uh, I'd like to put--plant grass or vegetation across the state where any vacant lot and sell it for gas so we can use it, use it for? our expenses. Also, I'm going to remove all gold fringe flags from the state and fly the real flag with three stripes. also want to stop traffic stops. Set it up like the Supreme Court ruled in Knowles vs. Iowa. Can't find innocent car you can't look. I want you to all to vote-for Basil Marceaux. I want you to say Pledge of Allegiance to the republic in the morning when you come out and we all pray to God and, and say? amen and everyone have a nice day. And I'll see y'all at the polls. Thank you...have a nice day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ROFL pat0022: I saw this secne from a movie pat0022: A guy and a girl were in a car. pat0022: The guy sees a frog on the road and doesn't want to run it over So, he skids out of the way, car flies off a cliff. And they hit the bottom pat0022: And than the car explodes THE END! ( The end of the movie) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ STUPIDITY: For all those moments someone just slipped one of the most stupid sounding sentences ever heard of... ---------------------------------------------- naftolemak: haha. you're me, Naft ---------------------------------------------- naftolemak: ass! Xaethiz: ass! naftolemak: in yo ass smurnumber3: and your pmsing, all the time. except for when your actually on your period. NynjahBajur: o.o Xaethiz: nope, yos MrRadke: Pat MrRadke: are becoming NICE? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pepper325: YES FINALLY A LOVING MOTHER TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY UNLIKE YOU DEB MrRadke: im not a mom ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sasha19: you guys are stupid for a college kid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ meep2and1: so, in midieval times, there were these things called polite pills corruppted: i died D: meep2and1: and, women would take polight pills so they meep2and1: could have polite children. corruppted: ok?? meep2and1: so, this one lady who is 9 months pregnant, pichupal: this is pichupal: sparta? meep2and1: is told by a doctor to take 1 pill a day. corruppted: she pops in 2 and gets oerdoce meep2and1: but she wants super polite children, so she takes 10 pills a day. corruppted: ehhh how ever u spell it corruppted: i was colse D: meep2and1: and she is pregnant with twins. corruppted: close* meep2and1: so, 1 year later, no kids. meep2and1: 50 years later with no kids corruppted: how old was she??? meep2and1: eventually, she dies, still no babies. meep2and1: so, they cut open her womb, meep2and1: and find these 2 little old men, saying, no, after u, no after u, no after u! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo mama jokes, yes, you can't even avoid them here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama So Stupid: I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ she lost her shadow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ that on her recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', she puts 'OK' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo momma so Old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo momma so fat even a jedi couldn't use the force to pick her up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~