protoss_rush

Profile Quotes: "My Life for Aiur"--Protoss Zealot. "Khassar de Templari"--High Templar "Then God crawled into her vagina and made her think she was better than everyone."--Keorode "Um, you misspelled it, but I think it was a slut. Also, watch the caps."--stevenorr "I'm a religious dyslexic. I sold my soul to santa."--Demonwolf "I'll take two of them and lick their guts from my blades"--Viashino Slaughtermaster "If you can't say anything nice, you won't be able to say anything at all"--Blarlack "......yes, I am totally straight-up gangstah. I pimp my hoes all night long. In fact, sometimes I pimp them during the day as well. I ride around in my low-riding 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer." --Blarlack "That being said, the fact that my roommate is missing is kind of nice. It gives me 0 incentive to wear pants in my room." --Fuzzybacon "Wee, my internet is down!"--Fuzzybacon. "He/she/amorphous blob can say "Christ" as a means of emphasis if he/she/whatever so chooses"--Fuzzybacon "I am a total douchecanoe"--Fuzzybacon "Hopefully, I'm two-ply"--Allen42 "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then it becomes a different game! Find-the-Eye! :D"--Fugesnot "Holy rape Batman!"--x20Mikex20 "There are some smart ass-people on kong"--Demonwolf "FACEPALMDESKLAPTOPDESKTOPKEYBOARDCOMPUTERSCREENKNEEWINDOW"--Peyhey. "So much... white stuff... all over my body..."--Demonwolf "Fuzzybacon: "To lazy to take them [pants] off. Blarlack: I'll help :O"" "The mantra of an S&M person: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.""--TDF. "hmmmmm did any male figure in you life touch you as a child?"--Bobart "..what in the name of a thousand merciless kittens."--Blarlack "you may be straight .. but you are the only one in this room who has EVER faced a set of moose-nuts"--Monkmoose "Priapism for you?"--Demonwolf "I don't know what's worse. Your constant self-pity and "look at me"or your horrendous typing."--Blarlack "I am full of impotent rage."--Blar "Blarlack be shooting blanks now?"--Fuzzybacon "New chat is amazing and I love it. I'm going to have its illegal children."--Blarlack "i put FF3 on my comp last week, it went so fast i thought i was downloading pigeon shit."--Runerocker864 "with office 2007, they meant integrated as in "everything is so integrated you have to decompile half the program to spell the word 'I'""--Runerocker864 " I got burned out on MMOs a looong time ago. 'Bout when my balls dropped."--Kinsin "Damn, I Rickrolled myself."--Demonwolf "But Ignorance is Bliss. That's why Bobart's always happy." --x20Mikex20 "Four letters? Ha. Suck my Chaun."--JohnLeprechaun "Confuzzledmaniac: It's nowhere near being beta-testable. Azieru: I read that as testicle at first" "I like Blar in the same way that I like an ottoman...I like having someplace to put my feet...:P"--Upaut. "...frak..."--Upaut, in response to above quote. "3) dip it in liquid nitrogen and then use it to beat the man who is responsible to the flawed design about the face and testicles"--fuzzybacon "You need to leave enough black to get back. LOL! Once you go black, you must indeed go back."--Demonwolf "I don't know. I could have sworn that I walked in while Az was participating in some pillow talk with Bacon"--Confuzzledmaniac "Um...Kai...there's nothing scientific about a wetspot in the bed...-.-"--Upaut "I just...haven't changed the sheets since the last time I had a gal over...is all..."--Upaut. "but then again wolf wants my nads...so yea that don't mean much haha"--ahobo690 "----- University- The school who's average lesbian population rose 10 fold when Protoss arrived."-OmegaKaiSi "yes and that elephant is azieru's mother"--ahobo690 "Holy crap, penetration rocks!"--Upaut "I find it very scary that *ANY* site would put him [KingKyd] in charge of anything but using the bathroom by himself."--runerocker864 "Fuzzled is off getting his bowels inspected. Fuzzy wants to hear more about this. All the time. He is totally begging to know more about fuzzled's bowels."--Blarlack "Argh! I swear God just flashed his headlights at me. There's a thunderstorm outside, and lightning struck like a hundred feet away from my house ø.ø"--runerocker864 "llama season was last month"--Zephry "for you are the overlord, and i the mutalisk..."--JonnyRico "Untz"--Fuzzybacon "yesss i have the succubus. The sexy is mine."--Meepo "Holy hell toss, I wanna make love to that thing!"--JonnyRico "I just heard on TV that 1 out of 10 women are battered.I'm still eating mine plain."--Dr_Watson "You want to commit suicide? WELL, do I ever have a song for you."--Demonwolf. "fine, pulled by flying sharks, that crap bears, that explode when they die into clouds of smaller sharks. That are on fire."--Curlyjim. "FuzzyBacon + DorkPhones = DorkBacon + FuzzyPhones"--ArmorZega "mj got bad food. 10 year old nuts, and 12 year old weiners."--Allen42 "I'm smacktardedly awesome."--Allen42 "blarlack can suck the inside of my old ben-gay tubes"--Allen42 "Allen - I already did."--Blarlack "They tasted like senility and oldness, especially around the application end. I'm not sure if that was the bengay or you, but either way, it was homely."--Blarlack "White Tarmagoyf Leprechauns. They're really dangerous"--Fuzzybacon ""Blarlack is the most awsome at night."--talonkarrde07 "wait hold on. I'm allowed to drink at work. AFK"--Blarlack "play mod with a chicken"--kakashiFNGRL "Problems don't stop existing just because they're swept under rugs though"--Azieru "They just introduce the new problem of how do you get the &@$% rug to sit flat"--Fuzzybacon "All you need to kill Mothra: a bonfire. Or an oil spill and a match"--Demonwolf "Let's not argue about who's milkshakes could bring who's boys to who's respective yards. "--Demonwolf "Eh... I don't care for S&M that much. "--Demonwolf "Oh, probably shouldn't have done that [Yell "take off your top"] in the middle of the Passion of the Christ either, then."--Allen42 "Toddy is muted, in addition to being a fetid piece of shit floating on the edges of the gene pool. "--Shuruk ""New Byzantine! Freshen your breath with the aid of Constantinople!""--Demonwolf "Mommy, the creepy undead guy touched me!"--runerocker864 "Me: Raney nickel self-ignites if it ever gets dry. Guess what mine did? Demonwolf: You failed to keep it sexually aroused? I'm assuming that it's a girl, correct?" "is he mad because I like elephants more than him again?"--Rachiface "We'll advertise our game with women, even though there are no women to rescue in it! Then we'll make them mostly naked, making people think our game is about porn! Yeah!""--Blarlack "Tell him to not embarrass himself too badly. Anything he says can and *Will* be used again him in a chat of ninjas. He has the right to remain silent, and if he can't afford a girlfriend, one will be appointed to him."--runerocker864 "it's worse than porn. it's a picture of toss."--GameKultist "They're stuffing a live fox into the server, long and messy job"--Ropato "Heh. Everyone knows the Powerpuff Girls are bi. "--runerocker864 "*points to sign that reads "please keep your tongues in your mouth" and shows a full grown man licking a crying young child's face with a ban symbol over it*. I was that child :'("--Stineburg "I a mdoin gwhit ewel lthank s."--Demonwolf "pulmonary enema is a good one to get"--CheckSumFail. "No, no, he goes to collage. They tear him into different shapes and glue it to something."--unknownperson6 "Eureka is like, an exclamation. "EAUREKA" is more like a zombie throwing up."--Keelia "My grandmama once did not know what the word 'dildo' meant and called a lot of people dildos."--Dr_Watson "FuzzyBacon is a female, I believe"--Azieru "they need a halo game"--Me "Darksessy, there is no H in Darkheart. If you continue, I will have to do horrible things to Talon with rubber chickens."--LDellosa " [Scotland] Where the only way you can tell it's summer is because the rain's a little warmer!"--DorkPhones "I was going to write a D&D campaign but realise I'd have to get friends first :("--CheckSumFail "Okay...getting tired of two pixelated guys wobbling in place..."--Upaut "No, the first sign of madness is being insane"--Fuzzybacon "Dude, spitting on yourself is not a shower. I don't care WHAT you say :P"--Blarlack "Do I need to provide video of me showering for you?"--Fuzzybacon "I do not want to watch you showering"--Blarlack "You say that, but we all know the truth"--Fuzzybacon "Fuzzy, the truth is that I like kissing you. Not watching you rub soap over your naked body. There's a difference."--Blarlack "Blarlack just wants to watch you make out"--Fuzzybacon "I am more pimp than you understand"--Blarlack "I almost typed "cod-child""--Fuzzybacon ""TYPE LESS YOU DICK.""--Blarlack ""Look, I'm a girl, and my breasts have bouncing animations...so I swing slightly slower than a man and do significantly less damage because of it""-Blarlack "Man, I hate me some fuzzybacon. I mean. Morning, fuzzy. :P"--Blarlack "This addon is like a browser-based orgasm"--Fuzzybacon "As I've always said, if the way you are most comfortable viewing the world is through your underpants, then far be it from me to stop you"--Fuzzybacon "The Humane Society has a bounty on me"--Fuzzybacon "and he dropped my pants"--Blarlack "Because the moon. And also the platypus"--Fuzzybacon "Is it a trout in a box? I'll bet it's box-trout"--Fuzzybacon "Actually, blar IS pretty delicious on a salad and quite crunchy."--Xiatrix. "I'm licking my monitor, you bloody nitwit."--LDellosa "*tries to turn Zephry's gayness switch off but realizes there is no switch*."--x20Mikex20 "I find my keyboard _surprisingly_ attractive. "--LDellosa "Yes, I love the yellow snow."--LDellosa "organically hunted? how does that work? does a tree bitch slap it too hard?"--lokago ""Mom, this is Joe. Joe is the hobo from down the street. We're going to go play Guitar Hero for a bit kthnkbai.""--Demonwolf ""Mom, this is Hitler. He's the art school reject from down the street. We're going to go play Guiter Hero for a bit kthnkbai." "--Demonwolf "I am the great horned sea beast!"--Fuzzybacon "Real American Heros: Today we salute you, Mister Unsecured Wireless Network Owner."--Blarlack "It looks like an OK concept, but Michael C. Hall, whoever he is, looks like, frankly, a pusillanimous ragamuffin. "--Demonwolf "Hot secksy prawnz"--Fuzzybacon "I ♥ Blar. Quote that and you die."--Runerocker864 "my ep33n has been compromised. D="--Oddish "I love you all in a completely homosexual way."--Meepo "Bunny? My mind goes to horrible, Japanese places when you say that..."--Fuzzybacon "you have smelly ends, Blarlack"--Azieru "Diarrhea? Are his zerg rushing?"--MrSpontaneous "flamewars... isnt that how homos fight with all the slapping and dicksword fights?"--Thorstein "Yeah, that's actually a collection of audible faeces."--CheckSumFail "viva la penis?"--Dimmins "Mattyl: I have a forcefield of +10 pretentious ego. Your bullets have no effect."--Kyru "you dont beleive in evolution? what happens when you breed a saint bernard with a german shepard? Fuzzybacon: You get Azieru's mother." "i mean...its like watching a child being penetrated with an electric drill."--JonnyRico "DO THE 60'S! 1860'S!"--Dimmins "I too know what it is like to have a hurt Brian."--AlleurianElitist "well i cant fit any nuts in my mouth without ripping the stitches we tried this mornign"--Kimphin007 "Prot...it has come to my attention that NC has a small IQ, thinks about blatantly being intimate without commitment, and suffers from ADD..."--Upaut "not really. az got drunk and threw up in the aquarium. kinda killed the mood"--Allen42 "I should go to MIT and join their debate team. Be one of those Mass. debaters"--Demonwolf "if he were everything then you eat god....you shit god....you do naughty things with god."--Bobart "Yeah, I just realised that it's Friday night and I was still wearing pants"--Dr_Watson "shoot me with a spooge Mp40"--Zippy_pyromaniac "you were sexually exposed to racoons?"--Zippy_pyromaniac "Claidhmore: ... I don't wanna know how you give "right side". Blarlack: That's not what you told me last night, dude. D:" " I could also do "Padded Cell" But I don't want to foreshadow my future too much"--Fuzzybacon "Epic Rune sounds like some horrible Norwegian band from the 80's."--Dr_Watson "Watson, you said that ["Well, this one's actually really hilarious: "This is rage at it's best.listen to that bass make you want to give it to your chick hard."] right as the guy in this game went; "Stop drilling her!""--Confuzzledmaniac LD swearing "Son of a Protoss."--LDellosa "One Night in Bangcock Makes a Hard Man Giggle."--Dr_Watson "My arteries are made of cast-iron and fury."--Blarlack "I really am like the big bad santa claus, only bringing terror and mayhem."--Blarlack "JonnyRico: That dude should uninstall windows. Dr_Watson: That dude should uninstall his lungs " "MrSpontaneous: heya Fuzzy MrSpontaneous: come back to bed. FuzzyBacon: Only if you join me baby" "Hot mod on mod action. You'll need some way to combat the ensuing blindness, though"--Fuzzybacon "Every day, I make your mother lose faith in her relationship with your father. "--Stevenorr "Don't disturb Kyru and Fuzzy while they are in bed. Together"--Stevenorr "That staff is annoying though. Uneatable, and *assumes russian accent* it's constantly knocking down my wall. I must now call Reagan."--runerocker864 " Actually my halloween plans include going to see Saw VI and New Moon. Saw VI is the warmup for the horror of New Moon."--Kyru "so I read it as "rockerchic: I feel it vibrating in my huge ass""--MrSpontaneous "My mind just wanted me to say, "I will ride you across the desert" but there's a whole 'nother meaning there I don't want to get into."--Blarlack "nanananana"--Confuzzledmaniac "when i grow up i wanna be a lamp post!"--Darkheart291 "I like the sound of "blark". It is like a duck getting hit by a truck.--Kyzer "I can't wait to stick my toe in your ear."--Demonwolf "steve - when a boy loves a girl very much, his toe starts to tingle..."--MrSpontaneous "I just saw a man with a dead bird on his head. he made a hat out of it."--JonnyRico " I should be in control of moar giant sperm!"--DorkPhones "they are more fail than a truck carrying one small box, Sav."--stevenorr "guess it is time to put on pants."--JKuang "Demon, you can have your soul back in 5-6 hours, mkay?"--Fuzzybacon "Help get my human neutered....buy a brownie!"--Upaut "Does that person in the video have boobs for arms?"--Zippy_pyromaniac "...I do not have a perma erection...-.-"--Upaut "JonnyRico: i bought stalker yesterday. MrSpontaneous: they made a game about Az?" "Baby swordfish make great darts."--PhoenixNOVA "lest someone mistakenly supply you with mutant seabass."--MrSpontaneous "At abstinence meetings they should give out free copies of WoW. "--LordKraven "I don't believe in dying with more holes than I was born in"--MrSpontaneous "fighter: you, like most people, are rendered speechless upon encountering my druidic staff."--MrSpontaneous "Blarlack demands man-sized fish"--Blarlack "Half of Steven's moobs can feed three small 3rd world countries."--PantherShah "I hold mod mining lessons every morning at 9. Right after the fish mining at 7:30."--Fuzzybacon "TASTE MY BOOBS!”--Stevenorr. "Ooh, you touch my tra-la-la...my ding ding dong"--Blarlack "you wouldn't like it if you knew what Az did in it"--MrSpontaneous "Scariest game ever is Azieru in bed."--Stevenorr "give me a sex line, blar"--Me "Ninja Chat: Where incest is laughed at"--scorpion22 "Big blue dong time!"--Demonwolf "Sorry it took so long - Firefox ate a Blarlack--Fuzzybacon "Oh, you...anal-dwelling butt monkey."--Confuzzledmaniac "I spilt Mike all over my keyboard!"--Emille "Chronicle it in the Anals of NC history."--Blarlack "Corinite: The men who stare at goats! MrSpontaneous: they made a movie about Scotland?" "I'm a man made of man-ness."--Blarlack "Tactical Insertion is pretty good too."--runerocker864 "JR: is that after a close encounter of the 69th kind?"--MrSpontaneous "Um, you misspelled it, but I think it was a slut. Also, watch the caps."--stevenorr "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."--Trickyrodent ""Uppu" sounds like you're dropping a load. >. "Whenever I see people throwing things in a recycling bin, I throw something in the garbage bin beside it. Screw you earth."--MercuryDomini "It bogarted it so hard that Sonny is probably still wondering why it didn't fix it breakfast or call back the next day."--Herian "Fish is classed as a heavy metal now."--MercuryDomini "i change subjects like fat high schoolers change sexual orientation"--CrazyAsian "I will glaive worm you like you've never been wormed before."--Fuzzybacon "Your mom is so dumb that she engaged in puerile activity in an internet chatroom."--Blarlack *65 degree weather is apparently: "That's a bit nippley out"*--Herian "I don't even have sperm anymore. Just dust balls"--MercuryDomini "STOP this and help us build a nice set of balls damn you.“--Boosephus "We're still talking about life in the universe...it's just whether or not we'd have sex with that life in the universe if it were brain dead."--MercuryDomini "We may have San Francisco, but the East Coast has all the assfuckers"--Xilence "That is some fine European leg hair"--trickyrodent "Networking, for sex and possibly for profit, but not at the same time"--trickyrodent