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rasa13

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    north of australia, east of banten, west of middle Java, south of malaysia
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    Apr. 19, 2012
here are some quotes i live my live with:“Night gets darkest right before dawn” Linkin Park a light that never comes

“The hardest part of ending is starting again” Linkin Park Waiting for the end

“There is no chance no fate no destiny that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul” Elsa Wheela Elcox

“You don’t really know what you got till its gone” Fort minor where’d you go

“what don’t kill you makes you more strong” Linkin Park a light that never comes
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bands i like are the following (the order of appearence means nothing):
Linkin Park
30 Seconds To Mars
Green Day
Fort Minor
a few songs from Dead By Sunrise.
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i have some jokes i collected here ya go: one day a bulldog married a shitsu(type of dog) then they had kids and they named them bullshit .
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one day a richman died. in his deathbed he spoke his final words to his son “son i stashed $1.000.000.000. in the dies” then the son said fuuuuuck
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aku juga punya lelucon buat orang RI juga lho “apa bedanya toilet dan menjajah negara? kalo menjajah negara negaranya di jatuhkan bom baru diduduki kalo toilet diduduki baru dijatuhkan bom”

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whats the dif between a baby and a watermellon? ones fun to hit with a hammar…the other is a fruit
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“farts is just angels shooting guns off in your bottom and the stink is the smell of dead demons being blowed out of your butt hole”…Larry the Cable Guy…

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Dispatcher: 911

Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He is still breathing. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then he shot his friend
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, american scientists spent a decade and $12 000 000 000 to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. the russions also had this technology cuz they used a pencil.
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here r some facts i “collected” about friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels
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i am in night and morning, i am very common. i am in between fire and in front of ice. almost everyone knows me. you can see me right now. what am i?
the answer: letter i
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