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Play Sentry Knight Sentry Knight Jan. 23, 2014
I recommend this should go on Steam...Epic Battle Fantasy 4 did, and this game definitely is a great hit. Should you do this, I will buy it 40 times and give the 39 copies to my friends.
Developer response from JWolfGames

Haha, thanks for the encouragement! We won't be pushing this game to Steam, but one of our next games might be up-to-par to get on Greenlight!

Play Mutilate-a-Doll 2 Mutilate-a-Doll 2 Nov. 24, 2013
Ideas: Potato Staff: turns things into potatoes. Property Staff: upon use, makes objects effected have the Properties the staff has.
Play Dungeons of Kong Dungeons of Kong Nov. 08, 2013
Nerdook has revived...this can only mean one means hes about to become a badass.
Play i saw her too, with lasers i saw her too, with lasers Nov. 03, 2013
To be honest, This game combined with 'i saw her standing there' is awesome. I never expected a sequel, but hey, whenever they show up, perhaps for this one also, ITS PRETTY DAMN AWESOME.
Play Zombotron 2: Time Machine Zombotron 2: Time Machine Oct. 16, 2013
stage 7 doesn't crash me, but sometimes I go through the floor lol.
Play Zombotron 2: Time Machine Zombotron 2: Time Machine Oct. 14, 2013
"....Alright, so let me get this straight: I can take gunshots from ROBOTS and ZOMBIES, but I cant touch a non-moving GEAR?!" "Yes, that is very valid." ".....Give me that rocket launcher."
Play The KongreGadget The KongreGadget Oct. 14, 2013
Ironically it can bring you to Gangnam Style if you just type it into its always updated, no matter what: use it well.
Play Great Dungeon in the Sky Great Dungeon in the Sky Sep. 16, 2013
the dragons are powerful, but the mind control wizard is the truly deadly buttmunch: lets say your final boss is a chickmera, and you play as it: mind control the chicken, beat the crud out of the flayer. congratz.
Play Ragdoll Achievement 2 Ragdoll Achievement 2 Sep. 12, 2013
Now if only I can use the ragdoll's OWN HAND as a weapon.... "Stop punching yourself! Stop punching yourself! No really stop punching yourself, your ripping your eyeballs out."
Play Infectonator 2 Infectonator 2 Jul. 28, 2013
anyone else have a weird craving for peanut butter after they beat this?
Play Don't Escape Don't Escape Jul. 11, 2013
You would think he would use the AXE to cut the door down...
Play Tri-achnid Tri-achnid Jun. 19, 2013
@theraygun trust me, that was hard. @madness it wasn't hard if you put some webs down and hanging, just chase it around and KABLAM it'll get stuck, shove it in your mouth and move on.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Jun. 03, 2013
I got a better idea: how about a Papa's crapperia, where you crap all over video games and sell it to customers for their taste:YES, THESE GAMES SUCK.
Play Snail Bob 4 Space Snail Bob 4 Space May. 17, 2013
Guys: the laws of physics state that snails have the ability to warp themselves into a nano-system of a rocket, transporting them into outer space, leading them to super-overpowered bits of asteroids that manage to fling the snail into the point where Bob is...translation:snails screw physics.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 May. 15, 2013
Matt's a meatshield? I thought after he beat the living crap out Akron and a bunch of other creatures he'd become a knight of some sort.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 May. 06, 2013
Guys, just a hint...buffs will stay with anyone who goes into the backup slot, including Anna. That means if you have really bad debuffs on your backup slot, get them some help and buff them nice and well, and should make a good last resort. Also, if all your characters die besides your backup, RUN. just. RUN.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Apr. 22, 2013
good thing about the glitch boss? its easy to defeat if you have the right gear. the bad thing? the only weapons you can use against it are the Chainsaw Blade, Alchemist's Staff (in the 2nd town, take a guess.) and Alchemist's Bow: the Chainsaw Gun is apparently a element it resists. use the NoLegs Fort summon and spam multi-attack skills that are non-elemental when its "buddies" show up, revive those who die and buff Matt to beat the crud out of the thing, and you should make it.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Apr. 21, 2013
The hell? I just got to Godcat and scanned them...check their item drops...
Play Island Escape beta Island Escape beta Apr. 18, 2013
@Danne you CAN kill him, but after a while he gets back up, but if you do kill him you got Rambo versions of that thing coming at you along with the creatures.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Apr. 15, 2013
HA...epic reference to Portal there, Kupos, cookies to you.