rtall's Comments



Play SpeedRunner

Jul. 07, 2012

Rating: 8

It's a good thing the Mad Bomber can't operate a hand gun.


Play BombCare!

Jun. 05, 2012

Rating: 4

Why do we need safe pads? Everything in this warehouse is a safe pad. Except the ground. Who thought it was a good idea to safety-proof everything but the ground?

Jumping Line light

Play Jumping Line light

Dec. 23, 2011

Rating: 3

It's a good thing lines don't follow the laws of physics.

Myosotis Chapter 1

Play Myosotis Chapter 1

Dec. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

I finished the game and all I could think was "...wtf just happened?" Then I played through the whole thing again...

Home Sheep Home 2: Lost in London

Play Home Sheep Home 2: Lost in London

Dec. 09, 2011

Rating: 0

Does Shirley have to break EVERYTHING?


Play Culmination

Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

Awesome. 5/5. But I can't help noticing what a stylish scarf he is wearing.


Play Focus

Nov. 12, 2011

Rating: 2

The later original levels were harder than the insane levels.


Play Focus

Nov. 12, 2011

Rating: -2

I felt so sad when normal mode ended so fast. Then I realized I hadn't played the other two modes. I am feeling very different emotions now.

The World's Hardest Game #2

Play The World's Hardest Game #2

Nov. 09, 2011

Rating: 5

You know a game is hard when you die repeatedly during the tutorial.


Play XenoSquad

Nov. 03, 2011

Rating: 1

The second-to-last level is a lot harder than the last. 5/5

Crunchball 3000

Play Crunchball 3000

Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

Nice game but changing players on defense sucks.

Crunchball 3000

Play Crunchball 3000

Oct. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

119.3 yd ricochet goal. Luck is on my side.

The First Hero

Play The First Hero

Oct. 16, 2011

Rating: 8

Wonderful game, but it would have been nice if Ares being your enemy had consequences. 5/5 anyway.

Epic War 5

Play Epic War 5

Oct. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

The King of Beasts is most definitely the scariest boss. When you first see it, you think "Okay, it's big, and kinda ugly...". Then it starts running towards you and your reaction turns to "Oh ma goshes it's gonna kill me!". And when you see it's attack you involutarily think "OM*G I WILL DIE A MISERABLE A MISERABLE DEATH."

Mars rover

Play Mars rover

Oct. 04, 2011

Rating: 9

At least he gave it an accurate name. Unlike some people. Papercup.


Play Steelcurse

Sep. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

Nice game. It might be more engaging if the story lines were interwoven and there was a definite final goal/battle hinted at the entire game. 4/5

Hero Land Online

Play Hero Land Online

Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

Wow... these have to be the most awkward developer responses on Kongregate.

I Remain

Play I Remain

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 20

Okay, I can sort of understand not being able to smash the zombie in the basement with a hammer... hammers have to be underrated to make point-and-clicks difficult. But what about the frying pan? Whacking stuff is what frying pans were MADE for!


Play Wonderputt

Aug. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

Awesome game. The graphics are mind-blowingly well put together, and gameplay wasn't lacking either. There were just so many moments when you think "that is so epic". Not many games have moments like that. Only suggestion is being able to switch to a bird's eye view when putting. 5/5

Cat God vs Sun King

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Jul. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

Sun god: "This is it. The final showdown! Bring it on, cat!". Yeah. You walk around while I fry you. Real climatic.