saneiac's Comments

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Play Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade Mar. 25, 2012
The tutorial would be a lot better if it actually explained what was going on.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 15, 2012
How the hell is Big Paulie still walking at this point? Triple cheeseburger with mayo for lunch, double whipped cream, extra chocolate toast for breakfast. I feel I should have to remove my floor decorations just so he can reach the counter.
Play Necronator 2 Necronator 2 Mar. 14, 2012
How do I change targeting priority to "Stop shooting at the f***ing peasants!"
Play Ultimate Santa Battle Ultimate Santa Battle Mar. 08, 2012
It's a nerdook game, so you know going in that it's going to suck, but this one really goes above and beyond.
Play BioGems BioGems Feb. 23, 2012
This is a lot more fun than a gem-match game ought to be. I wish there was a more pronounced difference between the three characters. Once they're powered up, they're all pretty much the same guy.
Play Colourshift Colourshift Feb. 22, 2012
I don't know why it took 3 years for this game to get badges, but I'm glad it finally got them.
Play Abobo's Big Adventure Abobo's Big Adventure Feb. 18, 2012
What's the music when you drop off the conveyer into the cell? It kind of sounds like Shadowgate, and kind of sounds like the Blaster Master intro, but I don't think it's either one.
Play Bullet Time Ninja Bullet Time Ninja Feb. 02, 2012
I got the medium badge, and I still don't understand the controls.
Play Chuck the Sheep Chuck the Sheep Jan. 22, 2012
The only powerup I want to buy is the one that gets rid of the huge, annoying message that pops up every time you change areas.
Play Cat God vs Sun King Cat God vs Sun King Aug. 09, 2011
Not nearly as bad as most Nerdook games. That's about the best thing I can say about it.
Play Snailiad Snailiad Jul. 08, 2011
So, Metroid-ish doors, Blaster Master-ish sound effects, MegaMan-ish music... yeah, I love this. 5/5
Play Ultimate Assassin 3 Ultimate Assassin 3 Jul. 02, 2011
The guards surround me and blow me away, then tell my lifeless corpse, "Get on the ground!" I'm dead. What other choice do I have?
Play Critter Forge Critter Forge Jun. 26, 2011
I've been putting this game off for a long time, but now it's the only badges I don't have, so I loaded it up. It was exactly what I expected: non-interactive combat and a baffling interface. Yuck.
Play RPG Shooter: Starwish RPG Shooter: Starwish Jun. 21, 2011
My ending didn't address my biggest question from the story: What's a laser chicken, and what are they doing hanging out in the cafeteria?
Play City Siege 2 City Siege 2 Jun. 13, 2011
You know the platformer elements of a game are bad when the hardest part is trying to guess what things you can stand on.
Play Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01 Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01 Jun. 05, 2011
The country I'm in blocks Facebook. Even if I wanted to, I can't claim a Facebook prize for completing the level. Please stop asking.
Play Castaway 2 Castaway 2 Jun. 03, 2011
I was going to give this a 2/5. It's really bad, but it's a lot better than the first Castaway. Now that I've finished and seen the ending, I'm changing my score. 1/5
Play Castaway 2 Castaway 2 Jun. 03, 2011
This game is a huge improvement over the first Castaway. It's now gone from 'absolute rubbish' to 'not very good'.
Play Papa's Taco Mia! Papa's Taco Mia! May. 29, 2011
I know there's someone else in the kitchen. My pan of meat gets replaced as soon as I put it on the grill. Why doesn't he get out front and take some damn orders?
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison May. 23, 2011
Easily the best 'launch' game I've ever played.