me: *slash* "There!I hit you!"
enemy: "what where?"
me: "The energy released by me slashing this sword is killing you"
enemy: "So I can kill you from far away too?" *aimed slash*
me: "lolno, you missed by a mile" *air slash*
Police officer: Mayor, the bison just broke out and killed lots of gummy bears!
Mayor: no problem, just install some new, more elastic cables, thinner doors, let him buy some rockets, cover him in oil, carry more of your cash with you and make sure to use your gliders, pogo sticks, bubble gum and chilli peppers... now go stop him!