I was trying not to date anyone but then found myself cornered and forced to run into a guy. He looked nothing like the guy of my dreams; however, he was a gentleman, good in bed and a musician, and I think that sends a very strong message that sometimes we find love where we least expect it :)
Awesome game, simple yet very entertaining. Suggestion: maybe you could make it so that you can see what artefacts you haven't collected yet. So maybe if the owned artefacts were in a grid format like the achievements or something, with the uncollected ones greyed out. Because the completist in me wants to collect all of the artefacts, but there's no real way of knowing how close I am to achieving that.
Great game... only I wish some things were explained more thoroughly. 'Cause I'm kind of thick, you see... so I get the gist of the game, but most of the upgrades and whatnot have me lost. Still an awesome game though :)
The thing I found interesting was when it said "jump over the pit of barbs" and then "touch the statue", they only became barbs and a statue if you did what you were told. So the voice is not only telling you what to do, but also defining your world.
Rrrgh, I keep doing it backwards, because with the numbers (or letters) I see the one on the top and then press the one closest to the left because I think of that as the first one. Does that make sense? Like, I'll press my pinkie instead of my forefinger because it's closest to the left therefore in my mind it's first, when in the game it's last. Grrr :|