scorchx's Comments

Game Comments
Play Idle Tree Idle Tree Jul. 22, 2014
A minion and Abraham Lincoln kicking a tree and making coins fall out. I didn't see that coming.
Play Idle Tree Idle Tree Jul. 21, 2014
HULK SMASH!
Play Idle Tree Idle Tree Jul. 20, 2014
It's a good game, but it obviously wasn't created with laptop users in mine, to play, I need to go full screen, and even then, I only just fit the game onto the screen.
Play Sniper Sim 3D Sniper Sim 3D Jul. 17, 2014
You get more points for a headshot my arse, I scored 20 points for headshots, making that score level unplayable.
Play Freeway Fury Freeway Fury Jul. 16, 2014
ARRRRRRRRRRGH! Failed by 300 points. T_T Let's play again.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jul. 15, 2014
somerandompro: Do you love the sound of your own voice, or what? Shut up, and stop copy and pasting other peoples comments, you unoriginal bastard.
Play Upgrade Complete 2 Upgrade Complete 2 Jul. 13, 2014
Heart rate upgraded......pants crapped.
Play IntoSpace! IntoSpace! Jul. 11, 2014
*flies along in a Biplane and gets knocked out of the sky by a rocket, and parachute out* Oh, so that's what a no fly zone means.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jul. 09, 2014
@xANBUx Thanks man. The idea just popped into my head, but it makes sense.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jul. 09, 2014
Okay, okay, okay, stop complaining about the prices of newspaper and carwash stands......it actually makes sense. It's all because of the banks and oil wells. The more oil wells you buy, the more polluted the planet becomes (these oil wells are very crap oil wells, make a lot of money, but a shit ton of pollution). This in turn ruins forrests, where the wood to make paper pulp comes from, raising the cost of paper. Also, the banks use a lot of paper for money, cheque books, ect, further increasing the cost of newspapers. I mean, use your brains guys.
Play SkullFace SkullFace Jul. 05, 2014
Whoever designed the a+ level times in this game is a sadist. You've gotta be some sort of platforming genius.....and that's just the early levels.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jul. 03, 2014
For petes sake, what is it with you people thumbing down anybody who dares to ask a question? You're nothing but a bunch of smug, arrogant bastards.
Developer response from HyperHippoGames

I'm making sure to check all of the down-voted comments. Some Capitalists are dog eat dog. I'm not sure if I'm proud or disappointed!

Play Super Stacker 2 Super Stacker 2 Jun. 30, 2014
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!! It didn't ******* save!!!!!!!
Play Contract Wars Contract Wars Jun. 28, 2014
Takes ages to load and then the games over. Just like Call of Duty. Finally get into a game, and it's 90% camping. Just like call of duty. I swear to god most players in shooters are camper, it pisses me off.
Play Shoot Pixels Shoot Pixels Jun. 28, 2014
To show how mature I am as a gamer, I designed a giant pair of laser shooting breasts and vapourised the enemy. Okay, so i'm not that mature.....creative maybe.
Play Sky Island Sky Island Jun. 26, 2014
Okay, 7 thumbs down for stating that Fez probablys copied this game? What the hell is wrong with people? You're not allowed to have opinions on this site? F**k free speech, this is Kongregate, where we censor it.
Play Sky Island Sky Island Jun. 26, 2014
I hope this guy got a cut of the profits from Fez, Fez is clearly ripping on the concepts of this game, which came out first, BTW.
Play Cardinal Quest 2 Cardinal Quest 2 Jun. 25, 2014
Area is clear. Proceed. *monster appears and kills character* Thought the area was clear! That's just cheating.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jun. 23, 2014
Hyperhippo: I love the game, but I would like to make one request....please give us the ability to hold the mouse down instead of clicking. This game can't be doing my finger any favours.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jun. 23, 2014
You know the economy is screwed up when you can buy more banks for less then the same amount of newspaper stands. X-(