sempermetuere

Ask some of my friends, I’m amazing.
backup that police will send, they’ll be tazing.
hilarious till the end, fans are chasing.
i’m like paris hilton, my mind is crazin’.
i’m like lady gaga, i’m a guy
come ride in my doge charga, don’t be shy
compared to me you’re nada, tell you why
i killed my math teacher mrs. carta, cuz she looked me in the eye
i got a love life like balloon boy, i never leave home
and i’m more bored than the kid from home alone
my murders have got style, i do it with a knife
i watch my victims scream like OJ’s wife.

…ok, i’ve never killed anyone…