smarmyjoe's profile

About me

To whom it may concern, I, smarmyjoe, bid you hello! I'm sure you are looking at this for some insight of the workings of my innermost mind, Well, I myself isn't even authorized to go there, so we seem to be at a bit of an impasse. Oh well, nothing we can do about it, might as well go play cricket and make witty comments about the weather. Well, I'm off to go have incredulous adventures in who-knows-where. Send my regards to Doris, will you?

Member Since: Jun. 06, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 28, 2008
Current Points: 607
Comments: 0
Location: Among the Truffula Trees.
Website: What's all this then?

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Quick as a Hawk Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat an enemy force in 4 turns or fewer in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 18, 2008

: Power Nectar Badge (easy - 5 points); Absorb 10 enemy powers in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Triangular Treachery Badge (hard - 30 points); Survive the cognitive onslaught long enough to score 25,000 points in Triangles; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Bubble Bully Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Bubble Tanks 2; Acquired Aug. 09, 2008

: Training Day Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first training mission in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Aug. 07, 2008

: Special Prize Winner Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock your first reward in Amorphous+; Acquired Aug. 04, 2008

: Gruesome Death Badge (easy - 5 points); Finish off an enemy with a poisonous infection in Protector: Reclaiming the Throne; Acquired Jul. 28, 2008

: Tiny Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 3 in Nano War; Acquired Jul. 26, 2008

: Defender of Kingdoms Badge (easy - 5 points); Beat the computer at least once in Castlewars; Acquired Jul. 05, 2008

: Junior Ecto Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete at least 5 levels to reach a score of 5,000 in Sling Junior; Acquired Jul. 03, 2008

: Chain Champ Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the Chain Champ medal by getting a combo of 75 in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 03, 2008

: Chain Chump Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the Chain Chump medal by scoring a combo of 25 in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 03, 2008

: Solo Star Badge (medium - 15 points); Max out every enemy frequency of the normal game mode in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Jul. 03, 2008

: Action Potential Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your mind-bending adventure in Synapsis; Acquired Jul. 03, 2008

: Spherical McCarthyism Badge (medium - 15 points); Hunt down every last red button destroying our country from the inside in ButtonHunt 3; Acquired Jul. 03, 2008

: Dodgeball Badge (easy - 5 points); Survive 50 seconds in Particles; Acquired Jul. 02, 2008

: Deadly Jewelry Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 500 monsters in GemCraft; Acquired Jun. 27, 2008

: Reckless Ant Food Badge (medium - 15 points); Use brawn to defeat the ant queen in The Several Journeys of Reemus; Acquired Jun. 26, 2008

: Legendary Ant Poisoner Badge (medium - 15 points); Use brains to defeat the ant queen in The Several Journeys of Reemus; Acquired Jun. 26, 2008

: Game Theory Physicist Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the gameplay portion of the lecture in Understanding Games: Episode 4; Acquired Jun. 25, 2008

: Game Theory Philosopher Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the gameplay portion of the lecture in Understanding Games: Episode 3; Acquired Jun. 25, 2008

smarmyjoe's favorite games

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: Brute Wars

: Blackboard

: ELEPHANT RAVE

: Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

: Doeo

: Seven Deadly Sins

smarmyjoe's cards (14)

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: Ring of Curses

: Tiger's Claw

: Caltrops

: Amaya, the Exiled Student

: Yellow Rock of Cowards

: Andromeda, the Archer

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Sharpening Stone

smarmyjoe's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

smarmyjoe's friends

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: RedNeckTech

: stonks

: rhinsduckfarm

: fuzzylumpkins

: Datacide

: Ziggy_Stardust

: ZDAlpha6

smarmyjoe's fans

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: ilovegirraffes

: Flapjack3mo

: stonks

: fuzzylumpkins

: Judjement

: Sallow

: jmilros98

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

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ZDrake	Oct. 31, 2008 Hey S forget what I said last august I was not feeling well so I guess I will add you back to my freinds list.
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ZDrake	Aug. 26, 2008 Hey S you were a good freind for a long time bye! And be happy! :)!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZDrake	Aug. 18, 2008 Hey S if you didnt know before but I want you to know that rhin is my mother and no she will not wrap you up in ductape and smother you in peanut butter….