stern_keefer's Comments

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Play Kick The Critter Kick The Critter Sep. 06, 2014
I guess we're missing the "philosophical" tag.
Play Rage 3 Rage 3 Aug. 24, 2014
Ah kids these days, no respect for what it was like playing flash games 6 years ago. ;)
Play StrikeForce Kitty StrikeForce Kitty Jul. 05, 2014
Man the potential is there for this to be great but it's so badly programmed there's just no enjoyment. It's very sad.
Play Lexicopolis: A-B-City Lexicopolis: A-B-City Jun. 26, 2014
For those who care, here's how scoring works. Each thing gets a base value depending on the word, usually from 3000-15000 or so. If the thing you put down adds to a value in red (read the instructions to see why stuff turns red), then the number it adds to the red value(s) add $1000 bonus for each number. Example: If population is red, then you play a PRISON (adds 40 population, lol), your score will be 49,000 (9000+40000 bonus). If population wasn't red, then PRISON would only score 9000. That's also before 2x and 3x bonuses. If jobs and fun are both red, then both values get the $1000x bonus (e.g. bar gives job+2 and fun+12, so would score 6000(base) + 2000 + 12000 = 20000). My best score in small so far is $2,013,000.
Play Nether Runner Nether Runner Jun. 06, 2014
Attention devs: You really must let people pick the controls they want, not sets of controls that you don't playtest. For example, the combination of z+down+left makes left not work. It's a constant source of frustration when you're backing away shooting, but you're actually not.
Play Infectonator: Hot Chase Infectonator: Hot Chase Jun. 06, 2014
All right I finally made it through the 5th Barricade. Here's some of my tips: 1. Use Nyan Zombie. The people magnet (not anywhere near as good as charmer, though) is absolutely vital in the later stages, especially when dashing. 2. Do everything in your power to save dashes for zone 5. It shouldn't be too hard to survive zones 1-3 when you're maxed out (well other than health). 3. I actually made it to in front of the barricade in one life. After reviving and instantly using the dash, I had already lost 200 health. Just FYI. 4. The MOST IMPORTANT thing, especially on later zones, is avoiding the rear cars. Even the front ones don't matter that much, but the rear ones can devastate your horde, and it's of the utmost importance you keep your horde large. Rich get richer and the poor get poorer, unfortunately. At least Nyan will help you rebuild.
Play Infectonator: Hot Chase Infectonator: Hot Chase Jun. 05, 2014
Big fan of the series, but the end game here is way too unfair and hard. If the difficulty increase was more linear than exponential, it would be a lot better. Also, can't figure out why it stops offering revives sometimes. I know there's at least 1 revive remaining, and it won't let me use it. Very irritating. Done with this for now, hopefully an update will address the suckiness.
Play Tactical Assassin 2 Tactical Assassin 2 May. 27, 2014
You acquired this badge on Jul. 23, 2008. n00bs ;)
Play Protector Protector Apr. 21, 2014
Another botd to make me feel old. You acquired this badge on Feb. 08, 2008.
Play Dig To China Dig To China Apr. 15, 2014
Game's not bad but man it is an absolute suck of a slog when you're trying to get titanium. The real down point of this game.
Play Pyro Pyro Apr. 04, 2014
Would be better if I didn't spent half my time just trying to click on the damn fireball to shoot it. Pixel-perfect selection??? A new first.
Play No Time To Explain No Time To Explain Apr. 03, 2014
God forbid I have to ever play this thing again. sheesh.
Play Droids Steal For Me Droids Steal For Me Mar. 20, 2014
OK didn't really expect to catch an actually good game so early in its appearance, but this is pretty enjoyable. Very puzzle-y platformer. Certainly way more so than I was expecting when starting the game.
Play Treasure Fusion Treasure Fusion Mar. 19, 2014
so, a 2048 clone.
Developer response from Ag43t47

With nice graphics ^_^

Play 2048 2048 Mar. 19, 2014
Yay. Yet another 2048.
Play Death lab Death lab Feb. 27, 2014
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy do we go to the upgrade screen EVERY SINGLE TIME when you can't afford anything?
Play Idleplex Idleplex Feb. 25, 2014
Everything maxxed out to like 1.4M dps. Not bad, but then I saved and came back, and all my lawn mowers were back to default. So in order to get back up to 1.4Mdps, I need to click every lawn mower and escape out of a beserk to max it out again? I don't think so, Tim. So now at 550Kdps and at 19.6B, I've calculated 38.38 hours to get to the final seed, whatever that is. And if you think I'm going to sit there and just keep growing crap to keep dps up, you are crazy.
Play Sprout Sprout Feb. 20, 2014
You acquired this badge on Mar. 19, 2008. -- Now I just feel old.
Play Cosmic Clicks Cosmic Clicks Feb. 12, 2014
Honestly I think you need better balancing. Hdrive dwarfs everything else to the point that it's stupid to even think about buying anything else after a couple of upgrades of the hdrive. Also, I think your math is off on some of the stuff. The power jump of the last hdrive upgrade, for example, is totally ridiculous, and also way higher than 200%.
Developer response from Dark_Timmy

Hmm I'll check on that. I agree there are a few things that undoubtedly could use some tunes. I appreciate the feedback and the play. I'm already looking at a possible sequel and would incorporate what I could into that or a major update to this game. Thank you and best, -Tim

Play Flappy Bird Flash Flappy Bird Flash Feb. 11, 2014
I don't know if the real flappy bird is this crappy or not, but there is no finesse to this game at all. Cave >>>> this pos.