swordmonger's Comments



Play Canabalt

Sep. 03, 2013

Rating: 0

Ok, so, here's what I learned. Keep a moderate pace. Keep your eyes ahead of your character. If the game feels like it will spawn a window below you after it's already to late to jump, or possibly drop a bomb in front of you so that jumping over the bomb will send you over the edge of the building. Fck, i really kind of hate this game. 5/5 though because somehow I played for 40 minutes without realizing it.

Sue's Donuts

Play Sue's Donuts

Sep. 03, 2013

Rating: 0

Nice and simple. There are some spelling/grammar mistakes in the help instructions you should probably clean up. Apparently Sue is a boy lol.


Play Evolutionator

Aug. 13, 2013

Rating: 1

short and sweet. my only complaint is i hate when people misuse the term evolution. there's enough confusion among the masses; no need to reinforce the erroneous idea that evolution is somehow 'designed' as these robots are ;)

Mars Colonies

Play Mars Colonies

Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: -5

Browser crashed, lost all progress. It's 2013, no auto-save? 3/5 has promise.

Epic War 4

Play Epic War 4

Jun. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

4/5 stars. Would have been 5/5 except for the strange lack of an auto-save feature.

Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron

Play Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron

Jul. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

badly needs a 'skip' button for dialogue.

Galaxy Jumper

Play Galaxy Jumper

Jul. 05, 2010

Rating: 1

Love it.

Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

Play Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

May. 26, 2010

Rating: 4

Lol I love the irony that players are freely sharing their designs in the forums with others to help make the game easier, while the game itself is espousing the idea that protecting one's designs under imaginary IP doctrine is somehow more beneficial to both the individual and the collective as a whole. FAIL

Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

Play Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

May. 26, 2010

Rating: -6

1/5 for the IP propaganda on the loading screen. Otherwise a great game.

Hexcelle: Arena

Play Hexcelle: Arena

Feb. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

I deleted the default attack thought and can't get it back, and I'm a total noob at making thoughts. Where's the RESET?? 2/5

Body Ladder

Play Body Ladder

Jan. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

If I ever see mofunzone again I will personally set fire to their favorite pet.

Globetrotter XL

Play Globetrotter XL

Dec. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Made level 6, does that make me a so-so Canadian?

Penguin Massacre

Play Penguin Massacre

Dec. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

The current difficulty should be the 'easy' setting. Needs a normal, hard and insane/survival mode.

Diner City

Play Diner City

Oct. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

Whew I finally beat lvl 4, with 101.07% to 84.86%!! Here's a hint, watch the icons above the people passing by. That icon tells you how much money that person has left to spend. If they don't spend it all, you aren't charging enough. If they do spend it all, you need more seats.

Divine Generals

Play Divine Generals

Feb. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

potential is there...if the bugs get fixed. I had a battle where the enemy outnumbered me 6 to 1, but for some reason when my troop number hit 0 they started to *up* when damaged, lol.

Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED!

Play Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED!

Jan. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Fun game, really bad right-wing propaganda and poor research of the real-world technologies. Not realistic at all.