swordmonger's Comments

Game Comments
Play Canabalt Canabalt Sep. 03, 2013
Ok, so, here's what I learned. Keep a moderate pace. Keep your eyes ahead of your character. If the game feels like it will spawn a window below you after it's already to late to jump, or possibly drop a bomb in front of you so that jumping over the bomb will send you over the edge of the building. Fck, i really kind of hate this game. 5/5 though because somehow I played for 40 minutes without realizing it.
Play Sue's Donuts Sue's Donuts Sep. 03, 2013
Nice and simple. There are some spelling/grammar mistakes in the help instructions you should probably clean up. Apparently Sue is a boy lol.
Play Evolutionator Evolutionator Aug. 13, 2013
short and sweet. my only complaint is i hate when people misuse the term evolution. there's enough confusion among the masses; no need to reinforce the erroneous idea that evolution is somehow 'designed' as these robots are ;)
Play Mars Colonies Mars Colonies Jun. 19, 2013
Browser crashed, lost all progress. It's 2013, no auto-save? 3/5 has promise.
Play Epic War 4 Epic War 4 Jun. 03, 2012
4/5 stars. Would have been 5/5 except for the strange lack of an auto-save feature.
Play Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron Jul. 29, 2010
badly needs a 'skip' button for dialogue.
Play Galaxy Jumper Galaxy Jumper Jul. 05, 2010
Love it.
Play Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket May. 26, 2010
Lol I love the irony that players are freely sharing their designs in the forums with others to help make the game easier, while the game itself is espousing the idea that protecting one's designs under imaginary IP doctrine is somehow more beneficial to both the individual and the collective as a whole. FAIL
Play Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket May. 26, 2010
1/5 for the IP propaganda on the loading screen. Otherwise a great game.
Play Hexcelle: Arena Hexcelle: Arena Feb. 25, 2010
I deleted the default attack thought and can't get it back, and I'm a total noob at making thoughts. Where's the RESET?? 2/5
Play Body Ladder Body Ladder Jan. 18, 2010
If I ever see mofunzone again I will personally set fire to their favorite pet.
Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Dec. 18, 2009
Made level 6, does that make me a so-so Canadian?
Play Penguin Massacre Penguin Massacre Dec. 11, 2009
The current difficulty should be the 'easy' setting. Needs a normal, hard and insane/survival mode.
Play Diner City Diner City Oct. 28, 2009
Whew I finally beat lvl 4, with 101.07% to 84.86%!! Here's a hint, watch the icons above the people passing by. That icon tells you how much money that person has left to spend. If they don't spend it all, you aren't charging enough. If they do spend it all, you need more seats.
Play Divine Generals Divine Generals Feb. 01, 2009
potential is there...if the bugs get fixed. I had a battle where the enemy outnumbered me 6 to 1, but for some reason when my troop number hit 0 they started to *up* when damaged, lol.
Play Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED! Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED! Jan. 24, 2009
Fun game, really bad right-wing propaganda and poor research of the real-world technologies. Not realistic at all.