My favorite phrases:
Eat your foot.
Oh no! you’re gonna speak again aren’t you?
Rubber Ducks r planning world domination!
But my tree only hit the car in self defence!
I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words!
Love your enemies. It makes ’em angry.
Shut up voices! Or i will poke you with my pen again!
Save water,drink beer
Don’t mess with me! I have a stick!
Go away, evil Mr.Scissors!
Think of gingerbread men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism?
We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
My eraser will kick your eraser’s butt!
Defy gravity; all the cool kids are doing it.
The decision is maybe and that’s final!
I am pretending to be a tomato.
Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.
Never put a cat on your head.
The banana has legs!
I am being attacked by a giant screaming rainbow! Oh, sorry, it was just technical difficulties.
Banana suicide!!
I’m not random! I just have lots of thoughts.
I have a magical box and it is better than yours.
Back off! The ice cream is mine
You’re ugly, go away!
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob
Caution! There is water on the road during rain.
Two muffins are chilling in an oven. The one muffin screams, “Oh my gosh, we are in an oven!” The second muffin replied, “Holy cow, a talking muffin!”
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do
Don’t eat my foot!
MERF.
Life….is a kumquat.
I didn’t loze my mind…i sold it on eBay.
Your just jealous coz the voices only talk to me!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring da doorbell and run! He hates dat!
When u call us idiots we crack up laughing coz we knew dat wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before you!
I used to be normal until I met these lozers I call my friends.
Sometimes I wonder, “y iz dat frisbee getting bigger?” then it hits me.
I didn’t “slap you” I hi-fived ur face!
Heaven doesn’t want me and hell’s afraid i’ll take over.
It’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt….then it’s hilarious!
Do not interrupt me while I’m talking to myself!
I’m NOT random I’m just…..OMG a fishy!
People are like slinkies…basically useless yet so amusing to watch them fall down da stairs.
OMG!!! ……The rain is wet!
Elliot is the type of person that gets hit by a parked car.
Georgia’s the type of person that walks into a wall and says sorry.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things….alone.
I don’t have a short attention span I just… oh look! A kitty!
OMG!! - >writing!
I’m NOT retarded…I just like licking windows! :3
I’m NOT crazy…my reality is just different from yours!
I’m not retarded! It’s called “Mentally Challenged”
I’m NAKED!!! ( under mah clothes)
Smile if ur not wearing ur underwear! :D
Poke meh. I dare ya.
Life is like a pack of gum; I’ve yet to figure out why tho
Welcome to my happy world now gets ur crap and leeve!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
It makes sense if you don’t think about it.
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