themoron101's profile

Let me see… I am definately the Guitar Hero god. Cept I dont have an Xbox 360 so I cannot play some of the most fun songs ever. Ill just have to wait. I am now officially a Freshman in high school and 4th in my class. Hopefully that will never change. My parents are divorced. It kinda sucks, but I guess I am used to it. I am extremely underweight… 102.25 pounds and 5 ft 5 In.. Alot people say I am funny but I am not sure… and people also say Im a sexy beast, and I am positive that is not true.
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Things that are Awesome: Will Ferrell. Funniest Guy Ever. This website obviously. Metal music, particularly Metallica. Uhm my homies… particularly a shoutout to Erik. Funny kid. Ice cream. Chocolate. And a whole bunch of delicious food.

Things that aren’t awesome in the slightest: Racism when someone means it. I dont mind being insulted cuz im asian by my friends, other people definately. People who try too hard to be funny. People who don’t try anything at all. Liars. And movies that don’t have any plot. They suck.
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Favorite songs: Renegades of Funk- Rage Against the Machine. For Whom the Bell Tolls- Metallica. Feels Like the First Time- Foreigner. Bat Country- Avenged Sevenfold. Down With The Sickness- Disturbed. Fight For Your Right To Party- Beastie Boys. Hard To Handle- Black Crowes. Cat Scratch Fever- Ted Nugent. I love way more songs than that but I am way to lazy to write more than another… 5 dozen.
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Favorite books: Anything by Dan Brown. That guy is probably the greatest author in the history of ever.
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I would rather not give my AIM or Yahoo! out but if you are a really good friend of mine I suppose theres no harm done if you ask for it.
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Questions I never received but would like to. Feel free to ask them. I love talking about myself.

1. Whats your name?
Just call me The Asian.

2. So you are Asian?
Half Japanese.

3. And why should I call you that?
I don’t mind it and people call me that all the time. Or Asian Invasion.

4. So what do you do during your spare time?
Normally play Guitar Hero, this, talk to people on AIM, exercize, or hang out outside with my friends.

5. So you exercize? Are you a buff, hot guy?
Well yes on the hot… but I am not buff. I only exercize off the fat I get from eating what I want to eat. No muscle, no fat, no anything.

6. So you play Guitar Hero? What about real guitar?
Yes on Guitar Hero… I am the master. Real guitar, I can read the tabs and stuff but I dont know the first thing about playing, though I know everything about it.

7. Play any real instruments?
Flute yes. Before you say Im gay or anything, which is untrue, just remember there are 2 REALLY HOT floutists I sit next to who are in fact female. And then some keyboard and drums. And the kazoo.

8. What do you consider yourself?
I consider myself a funny nerd.

Please people tell me what to add I dont know what to talk about anymore.