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here are a list of valuable quotes:

“the worst emotion isnt pain, or fear, it isnt even hate, the worst emotion is doubt, it’s one of the hardest to get rid of, and it leads to all the others…”

“If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing it’s a failure.”

“good things take time, great things take effort”

“if your going to do something, do it all the way, or don’t do it at all”

“you can have whatever off-the-wall bullshit you want, but you have no business pushing it on me”

“i wish i believed in god, so i could pray you got help”

i’m opening my friends list to almost everyone now, but heres the list of my best friends not in order:
graystripekokiri
Youngling
pepsiwolf
MSTM
peppyk

this is Carlos:
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(i own all spammers, spam is defined by my antispam download)
ppl i own 4 spamming:
ninjaclone09
rapidfire11
Pokarrin
izaaccool
EbonBlast
shadow157260
Ashloeey
samster09
dragslice
Otaviofurukawa
igordoc3
JeTxFire
o_lendario
bombam
SaedenJahranja
snipersarekool
Teshen
bubbamoose2001
Trakelretral50
Gadget1234567890
Charliepug
010191
Potshot30
19BERK07
TheProffesor
izaaccool
lilguy988
littletc123
SamanthaC15

xD ownage is fun

  • Member Since: Oct. 20, 2010
  • Last Login: Jun. 03, 2012
  • Current Points: 1219
  • Comments: 16
  • Forum posts: 32
  • Location: Lurking in your salad (if u dont eat salad i will find u...)
  • Age: 15
  • Sex: Male
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Kill 300 enemies in Bullet Heaven

Acquired Dec. 04, 2011

theshopkeeper's game contributions

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Slayers: spearmen in Monster Slayers
mwahahahahaha bring on the horsemen! ...
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Family: piro in Deadly Neighbours
almost halfway upgraded
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Slayers: final sukish team in Monster Slayers
if they kill u, u suck
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Slayers: my suckish team in Monster Slayers
better yet still easy money

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samster09

Oct 30, 2011 4:04pm

how am i a spammer?

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theshopkeeper Nov 5, 2011 3:02pm

you repeatedly post something in a chatroom, i dont keep track of it

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john454

Jun 27, 2011 2:37pm

hey what was that you send me?

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theshopkeeper Jun 27, 2011 6:08pm

look @ the comment

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john454 Jun 27, 2011 7:49pm

i did what does it mean?

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theshopkeeper Jun 28, 2011 11:01am

if you dont get it then i cant help you, ask a literary teacher (sry 4 spelling)

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PALMISANOLDR

Jun 19, 2011 5:04pm

OH EM GEE, I NOT YO FRIEND?Why?!

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theshopkeeper Jun 22, 2011 5:41pm

didnt you read my profile??? (n-e way i friended you now so…)

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1234567890pi

Apr 8, 2011 7:52pm

i like …..burritos

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theshopkeeper Apr 9, 2011 8:44am

lol (tacos r better)

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shoopdawoop9001 Apr 9, 2011 10:28am

THIS IS THE BEST TACO (WITH LEGS) I HAVE EVER EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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theshopkeeper Apr 9, 2011 11:36am

yep :3

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theshopkeeper

Jan 10, 2011 5:23pm

I Like Tacos!

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peppyk Apr 6, 2011 5:23pm

gimme a taco or else illll quit zthe teeam

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peppyk Apr 6, 2011 5:23pm

taco or burrito

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theshopkeeper Apr 7, 2011 11:47am

k u can have a taco…

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