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thetoastking

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    The Ruins of the once glorious Time Machine
  • Member Since

    Apr. 18, 2010
  • Age

    17

I remember
when there were only 14 of ye
Well, technically 14.5 if you are counting Jean, but I digress
I guess I spent the best years of my little life
Grinding games to get badges, near every single night
And I miss the folks I met back then
And I miss their antics too
And the way that Twisted looked like Agent but haunted
Time Machine, what happened to you?

In the old days, you were murdered for being a troll
The chat was never stagnant, conversation never dull
But now you’ve shown me pasted lyrics and spam and plain chat death
Oh I want my good old days back when Nora used me for sex
And I miss the Button Co., don’t you know
And I miss the people too
And I can’t believe you used to be so full of life
Time Machine, what happened to you

Now Regular means nothing to me
Because the returning faces now add up to just about three
And I only want three huge kingdoms to ravage
And I don’t want a rival if his name is not Cabbage

And how the hell do you pronounce Queckerneight, Quickernate,
Quakerknate, Quickrenieght, I don’t know

And I miss PMing people for tips when I thought it could be easier
And I miss chatting with Moorsy, our talking encyclopedia
And I miss way back when Mnayin used to actually say stuff
I don’t accept your "killu"s, they’ll always be Tibs and Bloons to me

Yesterday I dreamt
I was surrounded by old mates
The said the words “We’re sorry
on behalf of Kongregate
We don’t get Kredits either,
and all the Contests are so-so
And the whole system was fine, it didn’t need a Kong+ mode”
And I miss the old site layout
And I miss the people too
And why have moderators if they’re so impossible to find
Time Machine, what happened to you

Time Machine, what happened to you

And I’ll never again experience that joy of mine
Because most of my old friends have just moved on with their lives

A little About me:
(A tear shed for those folks of the time machine who are no longer with us…)
I’m awesome. (Dude, no you’re not, don’t lie.)
So many injokes you don’t even know.
I started the CUlt of THe Bizzare RadioacTive dancing cactus! (CUTHBERT for short) Unfortunately, it’s pretty much dead, like the rest of this place!
At times I am a pinnacle of logic
at others I’m… well… somewhat stupid
I talk… Sometimes… I guess…
I don’t suffer from insanity…
I AM insanity.
as a result of this my personality is…
unstable…
I am a pacifist…
Except for when I’m not.
I used to be really into anthromorphs.
Still am, a bit.
I contributed a lot to a huge article about nothing.
Current hobbies: (Very poor) Animation,
(Also poor) composing, occasional arting, games (mostly emulation at the moment), watching flash on occasion, Homestuck stuff, I really enjoy music (any genre, doesn’t matter), reading various webcomics, procrastination, failing horribly to update a forum adventure, randomly ceasing to exist, collectimicatin’ stuff… stuff… stuff… Where was I?
…I dunno.

I’ve had a plethora of mottos in the past.
here are some quotes for your enjoyment.
“Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.”
“He who laughs last, Thinks slowest.”
“those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t”
“Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak”
Now behold, this crap;
so…
what?
I don’t know…
oh…
why bring it up then?
hmm…
good point…
so…
what now?
just talkin’ to me and myself
that’s right!
that’s my line!
starts fighting myself
facepalm
guys, stop it…
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!
YEA!
sigh
grow up you two…
how do I do that?
I don’t know, you think of something!
QUIET BOTH OF YOU!
TARDIS: summons Bahamut to stand on thetoastking

sorry…
thank you for the help bahamut
and tard…
HEY I’M GETTIN’ SAT ON HERE!
so?
me too… T_T
TARDIS: Bahamut DOUBLECASTS Firaga on thetoastking
pulls myself out of deep shit… litterally… again…
heat induces royalty, I get powah!
thanks again bahamut!
you aren’t so bad after all…
TARDIS: Bahamut doublecasts blizzaga on thetoastking
miss
hey!
what?
that was my agi ring!
so?
give it back!
no
please?
no
pretty please?
no
for a cookie?
done!
trades with me
:D
PX

you guys are idiots…
you’re telling me?
no, both of you
why you? he isn’t even here!
because, shut up!
I know HE isn’t here, but YOU are!
you is a plural?
apparantly…
so…
oh look! there you are now!
hey guys!
kills you
DUDE!
un-necessary!
that… was… awesome!

no
aw…
but why?
because, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Bj4488: (getting confused allot)
hey me?
ya?
did you ever see him?
no, why?
because… OMG HE’S HERE!
DUDE!
howzit mate?
Bj4488: does some one know what is thetoastking talking about??
have… not… seen… him… in AGES!
TARDIS: he’s insane…
I know, tell me about it!
why would he do that?

‘ndeed…
so how is “him” anyhow?
him? oh I think last time I saw him he was dead…
HE’S RIGHT HERE!
shut up he, I’m listening to myself
T_T
where was I this whole time?
upstairs bathroom
ah
dude are you blind? HE’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
wait… you is dead…
really?
yes
damn…
Bj4488: can someone kill this guy he is going up my a**
WHAT?!
kills this guy
done
TARDIS: RIPS AND TEARS thetoastking’s guts, HE DIES
gasp
thetoastking died!
Bj4488: yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crap…
ah well, I is still ok
Bj4488: f**k
myself is fine,
Bj4488: shut the hell up!
TARDIS: RIPS AND TEARS ALL OF THETOASTKIGN’S INSANITYS’ GUTS, IT ALL DIES
Bj4488: there is the luck
and there’s a bunch a people up-stairs too!
oh look, thetoastking died…
again…
is that possible? I should know
ah well… I never liked him anyway…
true that, but he was quite fond of thetoastking…
really?
but he’s dead so that doesn’t matter…
true…
where is everybody anyway?
dunno… I invited everybody, I is sure of it…
TARDIS: GOES INSANE AND STARTS KILLING WITH ULTIMA
TARDIS: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
what if I had a hangover and invited everybody to the wrong place?
hmm…
maybe…
I’M BACK!
hey man!
hey guys!
xanatos32: eats bahamut
xanatos32: om nom nom
why does nobody pay attention to me?
Bj4488: eats hamburger
because, me is emo
really? since when?
since last summer!
really?
yea
and I had no idea!
no way?!
I always knew what happened me!
not anymore…
damn!
that sucks…
agreed
where’d man go?
to pick up everybody
sweet
totally
AWESOME!
someone, shut me up, please?
T_T
shoots myself
DUDE
nobody talks to me like that!
OK I’M SORRY!
JEEZ!
you called?
will you please kill me?
but I thought you and me were friends?
they are, but you is dead…
Bj4488: grabs smg
crap…
you sure you want to kill me?
shots about 100 bullets
yes…
Bj4488: yep
Bj4488: whith bazzoka
Bj4488: =)
shoots myself… and jeez
DAMNIT! WILL I EVER STOP DOING THAT?
probably not…
JEEZ! don’t die on me!
why not? you wanted me dead…
not like this!
if you say so…
dies on you
thats better!
Bj4488: i wanna kill myself(in real life)
buries you
now… where the hell am I?
over here!
I’LL KILL YOU!
…I already did…
DAMN IT ALL!
calm down man…
Bj4488: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everybody!
Bj4488: …ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT UP!
glad you made it _
you is dead…

shit…
so… what now?
we could always kill myself…
Bj4488: no realy i am gonna say this to you 1 you d*ck you s*it shut the f**k up!
we aren’t here…
damn…
phew
so…
Bj4488: would kill you sooo bad
(^not a very nice man who also needs anger management)
I knows something we can do… probably…
let’s go find him then!
why?
he knows where I am!
but he died too…

aw ****…
yea…
so…
all in favour, say I
I
I
I
I
I
Bj4488: I
k
now where can I be?…
up-stairs bathroom!
yes!
great idea, if I do say so myself…
Bj4488: that is the whole town
let’s go!
but why me?
because he never wanted you to come!
Bj4488: shit,shit,shit!
let’s invited you?
‘ndeed
hmm…
hey guys?
yes I?
I’m gonna call it a night…
k
but why it?
because, it’s a crazy bastard
orly?
ya, rlly
hmm…
good evening, gentlemen
gentlemen! didn’t see you there!
hello, me.
where is you?
dead
a shame, a shame…
et’s get out already!
but I said…
don’t care what I said, get lost!
ok… T_T
now.
good night gentlemen.
I hope to see you in the morning
but he got buried with you…
oh dear…
in any case, goodnight.
‘night
bye bye me!
shut up myself!
now… where was I?…
in the bathroom of course!
I see the door fly open
there I am!
rock me like a hurricane!
who is u?
why rock me?
because shut up!
will I be quiet?
no!
everybody, shut up!
everybody didn’t say anything!
aw, shaddap you!
when did the other you get here?
when the first one did
really?
yes
I didn’t see him…
I is blind!
no I’m not!
yes, I am!
xanatos32: ^ completely and utterly nuts/bonkers/off his rocker
all of you, shut up
you isn’t even here anymore!
really?
told you I was blind…
grr…
look, just go to bed…
who?
me, you, anybody else here, and everybody in this room, him, he, it, they, we, she, her and man!
JEEZ!

goes to bed

Confused? Great.
Made it this far without scrolling past all that? Even better.
As a reward, here’s a cat.

:3/l、
゙(゚、 。 7~Meow!
 l、゙ ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ

also,

(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ Table Flip!
‘Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine!
(try sayin’ that 10 times fast!)
Also also.
Fourlegs has no legs but nolegs has two legs but fourlegs hates the two legs but not nolegs the two legs whose two legs are no legs if ye know what I mean.
And twolegs the fourlegs who used to have twolegs but gave them to nolegs and then got four more legs from fourlegs the nolegs who no longer has fourlegs, happens to be owing fourlegs to a kitten with morelegs, a fourlegs with two many legs.
(…Yeah… don’t even bother trying this one 10 times fast…)

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