1. You are reading this.
2. I knew you were reading this.
3. You thought the previous statement was stupid.
5. Did you know that I skipped number 4?
6. You went back to check.
4. It’s actually here.
7. Go to number 9.
8. This is not number 9, why are you reading this?
9. This is number 9.
10. Go back to number 7.
11. If you went in circles more than twice, I’d recommend you to stop reading this immediately.
12. I’m a liar. Am I telling the truth?
14. Did you know that I actually skipped number 6?
15. Go to number 17.
16. Don’t worry, there are no more tricks.
17. Go back to number 13.
18. I’m thinking of a number. It’s value is the square root of an existent and non-existent number simultaneously and separately in fluctuating occasions in the past, present and future between multiple universes with varying and identical laws of nature simultaneously.
13. Go back to number 2 and then go back to chatting or playing your boring games.