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Rabbit Fable

Play Rabbit Fable

Mar. 26, 2016

Rating: 1

See, the problem with making point and click games not make any sense is that making sense is what such games are predicated on. I mean, really all games do, because if things seemingly just happen it sort of removes the cause>effect>mental reward system that videogames break down to. In the beginning it's ok, but as soon as you get to the first...dream? It simply becomes a matter of guessing. I literally just went to the walkthrough and skipped to the end to see the ending, as I was pretty much reliant on it by that point anyways (my applet isn't displaying right cutting off the right hand side of the screen, which makes the matter worse).

Theropods

Play Theropods

Mar. 17, 2016

Rating: 7

Wow girl, what conditioner do you use? Dinosaur blood?

Quotidian

Play Quotidian

Mar. 15, 2016

Rating: 2

I guess death can't be too bad a boss. At least he provides his workers some encouragement once in a while unlike SOME bosses.

Medieval Cop - The True Monster

Play Medieval Cop - The True Monster

Mar. 10, 2016

Rating: 3

Mim, I'm just going to go out on a limb here and guess that you don't "choose" anything. I'd imagine if you went with the other option it would just have some reason the dragon wasn't likely a slave...not to doubt the dev or anything, but I doubt this is the kind of game where they'd put in all that extra work to create an entirely different ending; I'm quite sure the whole thing is linear.

Learn to Fly 3

Play Learn to Fly 3

Mar. 08, 2016

Rating: 0

So...does anyone know why kong appears to be snubbing this game? I'd kind of assumed as soon as it came out that badges would follow very shortly after, but they just kind of seem to be pretending it doesn't exist.

Learn to Fly 3

Play Learn to Fly 3

Feb. 26, 2016

Rating: 0

I...think there's something wrong with online saves? Or something? I had all kinds of nice data in there, having finished the game multiple times and bought all bonus items/maxed out most of them...then yesterday tried to play again and came back to no saves, no data, no nothing, and it tells me the online save servers can't be reached. It's still doing so. I haven't done anything to my computer and I've lost data for absolutely nothing else, so it has to just be this game specifically...

Developer response from light_bringer777

Kong only allows local saves which are cookies, they block my online save script right now. So if your browser clears its cookies, your saves are gone.

Cube Escape: Birthday

Play Cube Escape: Birthday

Feb. 24, 2016

Rating: 13

Ah, reminds me of my late grandfather who also happened to be a crazy old alcoholic who drank too much at children's birthday parties yet was always good at shooting things.

Blockade3D

Play Blockade3D

Feb. 23, 2016

Rating: 4

Too bad they don't have a "money-grubbing" tag here on Kong.

Sugar, sugar 3

Play Sugar, sugar 3

Feb. 18, 2016

Rating: -5

Every time one of these come out I groan; I know chances are I know it's going to wind up getting a high enough score to warrant giving it badges, but man, my attention span isn't even CLOSE to long enough to allow me to just sit there as grains of sugar slowly float down the screen...TL;DR: please figure out how to make a speed up button.

Aisleen

Play Aisleen

Jan. 24, 2016

Rating: 5

Well jeeze girl, if you can't make it as an artist at least you have a promising career as a porn star open to you...

Developer response from cheng3939

Wiggle wiggle wiggle~

Christmas cat

Play Christmas cat

Dec. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

These kinds of games make me happy. I sure wish I was that happy, you guys...

A Christmas Blackout

Play A Christmas Blackout

Dec. 16, 2015

Rating: 7

The mouse gave you a "gift"? Frickin' thing stole your key, stealing something then returning it is not called giving someone a gift! And it didn't even have the courtesy to come out of the wall to return it, it embarrasses her by leaving people standing outside, makes her run all over, and in the end it just kinda shoves it out there. That lady needs to develop some self esteem, cause if she's letting a damned rodent step on her like that without kicking it to the curb, just imagine what she must let men do.

Galaxy Siege 3

Play Galaxy Siege 3

Nov. 22, 2015

Rating: 2

Bosses are too strong compared to normal enemies, particularly because they require entirely different strategies. Basically the only good way I can see to beat bosses before their usually absurd physical means of wrecking you (chainsaws, grabbers, claws, all those things that pretty much smash your entire ship with very, very little you can do about it other than, idk, distribute shields throughout? Maybe? We don't have that much extra money and free slots to do w/e with) is abusing support calls.

A Matter of Time

Play A Matter of Time

Nov. 21, 2015

Rating: 2

I...I love you Mr. Gilbert.

Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

Mr. Gilbert loves you too!

David and Keithan -The Haunted Lighthouse

Play David and Keithan -The Haunted Lighthouse

Nov. 13, 2015

Rating: 3

Well, Keithan's a weird name (apparently his parents couldn't decide if they wanted him to be named Keith or Ethan), but I guess that's not too bad. They could've just as well named one of the first black guys I've seen in one of their games "Jamal" or "Deshawn".

Bullet Heaven 2

Play Bullet Heaven 2

Nov. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

...yes. It's here. I played the last one, like, 4 or 5 times since it was created, and I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw this. I'm a happy fellow indeed.

Shape Clickers

Play Shape Clickers

Oct. 28, 2015

Rating: 2

Are...are you making fun of us? Eh, I guess maybe not, because I pretty much say that whenever I see ANY idle game. This one just looked too silly for me not to take a look at it...yet the sad part is that I still sat here for about 10-15 minutes just clicking shapes racking up meaningless points so I could click more shapes and rack up more meaningless points before I said "What the hell am I doing?" and stopped.

Jump Out! The Computer

Play Jump Out! The Computer

Oct. 03, 2015

Rating: -1

I second the issue on level 15: unless I'm misunderstanding something there's only one bug there to save, so we should be getting an "everyone's rescued", but I don't. So I guess there's really 2 bugs on that level! Get it?!...*sigh*I'll see myself out.

Escape THE GAME

Play Escape THE GAME

Sep. 30, 2015

Rating: 0

Well...that's meta as hell. Seriously though, I really like this game's style. I gave it a 5...although I gotta admit, I found it harder to "cheat" in every instance except in regards to getting the wizard wand, so when I got the "cheater" ending I thought "Man, I had to work hard to get this ending! Who are you to call me a cheater?!". Other than that it was pretty cool.

Developer response from Lu_Muja

Thanks a lot, Uberpenguin! But I actually made it so that "beating the game" is a little harder than "cheating the game": in the first case, you need more items and about 5-6 steps more. I'm glad you liked the game! :)

Cube Escape: The Mill

Play Cube Escape: The Mill

Sep. 14, 2015

Rating: 53

Originally I thought these games were all just going to wind up as random nonsense, but hey, it looks like they're actually making their way towards some real conclusion. Good stuff. I like that.