uberpenguin's Comments

Game Comments
Play Galaxy-Siege2 Galaxy-Siege2 Oct. 01, 2014
I'd like it better if it wasn't basically a carbon copy of...crap, another game that was better made than this, I can't even remember the name now. That makes me angry, I don't like not remembering things, but other than the graphics almost everything else is exactly the same.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Sep. 30, 2014
Have you ever considered making it so that loan can't be used twice in the same turn? I mean, ok, so it drains two coins a turn; that doesn't mean crap if someone simply chains together, like, 8 loans that they use to buy more loans that they then use to fill out their immense army that they don't need to pay for so having no damn money doesn't matter.
Play Polleke's Garden Escape v2 Polleke's Garden Escape v2 Sep. 28, 2014
Wow, talk about a dumb game. Really, when you make an escape game one of the biggest issues is whether or not the sequence of events one is supposed to follow make any sense, and shit like going on a pixel hunt for a single bent spoke, then using it to grab a plainly visible key (despite the notion of using a bike spoke making no sense), using a knife to cut a wooden god damn chair to get scissors that somehow cut through a chain...this shit's retarded, to put it plainly.
Play World of colors World of colors Sep. 25, 2014
Would pressing tab to win "please me"? No, but it still wouldn't really please me any less than winning the regular way would, which is not a whole lot.
Play Building Rush Building Rush Sep. 23, 2014
I would agree ripiz, but remember that you have to individually upgrade factories, so even if one factory is closer it still may not be the fastest. Anyways though, normally this isn't my type of game, but I actually rather liked this. Probably because it has a fairly easy to learn system without any unnecessary complications.
Play Ultimate Dragon Runner Ultimate Dragon Runner Sep. 22, 2014
The moment my dragon left the ground but kept making the walking animation because the developer was too lazy to make a flying one I knew this wasn't going to turn out well. Actually, that's a lie: I pretty much knew this wouldn't turn out well the moment I saw this was by thegames8, spammer of awful, sub-par games that I'd call cookie cutter if they weren't so low quality that they're more akin to vicious parodies of the games they're trying to emulate than anything else.
Play Feed Us Lost Island Feed Us Lost Island Sep. 22, 2014
Idk, I find the whole lock on thing pretty annoying honestly, especially because auto-attack is god damned terrible, and it'll automatically lock onto people, wrest control from you, and have your little fishy ineffectually flail around doing minimal damage if you ever bite someone out of water. Really, there was nothing at all wrong with the last games and just letting us eat people ourselves; we're big boys and girls, I promise that we can handle moving the mouse back and forth of our own volition. Hell, sometimes I can even make little circles with my mouse! Mommy says soon I'll probably be able to tie my own shoes too!
Play Colorize Colorize Sep. 20, 2014
Uh oh, someone got caught red-handed. And I seriously doubt they're going to fix it, as it sounds like the majority of the game was stolen...
Play Freeway Fury 3 Freeway Fury 3 Sep. 20, 2014
Guys, just remember this game next time you're out driving and make sure to be considerate. Or else the guy behind you might leap onto your car, throw you out and drive away to battle aliens.
Play Bowmaster Winter Storm Bowmaster Winter Storm Sep. 18, 2014
Have you ever considered, like, idk, maybe telling us what the freaking classes do? I literally had to do a god damn google search and refer to jayisgames to even get a HINT as to whether or not classes differ besides their single unique skills. They do apparently, but I can find absolutely no information on how they do or by how much. I've never understood that, why the hell would you go through the trouble of making multiple classes with different attributes only to say "Eh, whatever, it's not important to mention any of that nonsense to the people trying to decide between these. It's much more fun for people to blindly guess at what they're doing than make informed decisions!"?
Play My Little Secret My Little Secret Sep. 17, 2014
Wow man, this family really, really values a good breakfast...
Play A Good Husband A Good Husband Sep. 17, 2014
Someone needs to let this poor guy know that there are alternatives. I just heard, a little while back they made this thing for all those guys who feel like they have no alternative means of obtaining sexual favors aside from remaining in soul crushing, loveless relationships: prostitutes. Unfortunately calling a prostitute and divorcing your horrible wife then maybe slandering her to everyone who knows her so they're aware what a horrible person she is is not an option presented here, and I must say I am disappointed.
Play oO oO Sep. 13, 2014
so...is there some way to pause that doesn't involve us likely being forced to die to do it? Like a key, rather than making us click seeing as clicking is also kinda how you switch sides?
Play Disposabot Disposabot Sep. 11, 2014
Just to save anyone else who's as neurotic as me time, level 12 translates to "unept". I don't know what the heck that's supposed to mean, but there ya go...
Developer response from Unept

It's the 'name' of the guy who made the game, me. :)

Play Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 2 Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 2 Sep. 10, 2014
Eheh, got 3 stars on all levels, and got the gauntlet badge. And I happen to have done all of it while sitting around in my boxers. Coincidence? I think not.
Play Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 1 Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 1 Aug. 25, 2014
Idk, I think I'm more interested to know why she conducts all her conservation work in lingerie than why she decided she wants to conserve a species of rabbit computer screens. The latter is obvious, particularly because I imagine they don't poop all over, putting them ahead of most species. The former is far more puzzling.
Play The Wizard The Wizard Aug. 23, 2014
Same issue as tulio. That's upsetting, I worked my way through the level 2 times and it froze 2 times. I'm a bit of a perfectionist so I can't just go on and leave it there...which means my only other option is stopping and hoping it gets fixed.
Developer response from HypnoticOwl

That's fixed now! :) To reload right-click on the game and select "This Frame" > "Reload Frame"

Play Snail Bob 7: Fantasy Story Snail Bob 7: Fantasy Story Aug. 14, 2014
I swear to god, when I play these games I feel like I'm playing with one of those little play pen things parents give to toddlers; "Ok, now you slide the little circle to the right and yay! A little critter pops out! Now move the little snail over there. Oh, who's mommy's smart little guy?! You are! Yes you are!". I don't know how in the name of god there have been 7 of these...
Play Spore Spore Aug. 12, 2014
Ok, the little explosions and everything are cool and all, but by the end you can seriously not even see the damn comets that are coming in. You're mostly just flailing blindly, and 3/4 of the times I get hit are by comets that get lost in some big ol' cloud and I have no idea are there, and the only way to get them is to randomly click around and hope you run into them. Then it starts lagging and everything just generally goes downhill really fast. Idk, I found this pretty unplayable, but maybe that's just me.
Developer response from StumpyStrust

I have updated the game with a quality setting which changes the number and duration of particle effects. It will hopefully help alleviate the issue. If you still find it too chaotic, please let me know. I also have improved performance. I would really like to get the game in a playable state for you.

Play Dashcon Simulator 2014 Dashcon Simulator 2014 Jul. 31, 2014
Went to go look up what the hell dashcon was. I was not disappointed. I mean in the overall amusing-ness of the entire ordeal. If I was there I'm sure I would've been disappointed.