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Play Pinata Hunter 3 Pinata Hunter 3 Feb. 22, 2015
Sometime around the point in which I was wearing a riot glove and repeatedly brutally hammering a sentient stuffed panda's face into my vaccuum cleaner with a spiked bat so I could collect his innards, I began to wonder if perhaps I'm the bad guy here.
Play Tammy Jo Superstar Tammy Jo Superstar Feb. 22, 2015
Man, I'd figure she'd be more concerned about the sexual harassment that surely must go on when she hangs around in her boss's disconcertingly love-dungeon looking room as he lounges around with minimal clothing, or possibly the fact that the hotel probably doesn't cover the podiatrist bills she must wrack up wearing high heeled boots to work as a maid, but anyways, these games...if we're being honest they may be a little short and maybe even a little terrible, but for some reason I just can't handle not playing them.
Play ROBOKILL   2 ROBOKILL 2 Feb. 21, 2015
I'm going to flag this and all...but that doesn't mean I won't still play it. Hey, no one's perfect.
Play Raze 3 Raze 3 Feb. 13, 2015
Ya know, it just kinda occurred to me, but I'll bet that the entire lag thing would be better if, when we say to disable effects, it actually disabled effects. In the waterfall level we still get a bunch of absurd water effects representing when the water hits the ledges, in the underground level we get a bunch of superfluous sparks that visibly reduce framerate every time they occur...then again I don't know why I'm saying anything. This game was on AG for months with people saying over and over again since the day it was released that the lag was horrendous, and after putting up a survey that had results indicating a majority of people had lag that either made the game extremely difficult or downright impossible to play...they proceeded to do absolutely nothing. So if they haven't by now, they sure aren't going to now.
Play Raze 3 Raze 3 Feb. 13, 2015
Giga, this was a big ol' issue on armorgames too. The terminator mission is, in fact, quite hard to get 3 stars on, but it's definitely possible (I did it before, so I know it is). You just have to look at bonuses and figure out the best way to do it...or I think if I remember correctly (this was months ago, remember) I just ran around with a the barret sniper rifle and popped him in the back/back of the head whenever he'd get low on health...and I think the dev toned the mission down on top of it: if I'm remembering correctly, I got 3 stars on it BEFORE he lowered the score requirement. But yes, it's very hard, and I think it's pretty stupid that the way to get 3 stars on the mission is to screw around with points vs. just do well overall, but it's not at all impossible though.
Play Strikeforce Kitty 2 Strikeforce Kitty 2 Feb. 08, 2015
Just a side note, it doesn't even look like the memory leak is in the levels themselves. Try refreshing and just playing levels themselves; it doesn't seem to get much worse. No, where the leak is is in costume management. Seriously, all you have to do is go in and change around a costume or two and the thing is already moving at 50% speed or less. Go in there another time or two and you're moving at probably about 10-15% of your original speed. Seeing as most of the point of the game is utilizing different costumes for different situations that really makes the game pretty unplayable. I'll be honest, while the game itself is ok, I don't know if this really deserved badges the way it is. If he isn't going to figure out to stop having memory leaks in every damned one of his games then maybe we should stop giving the games badges, no matter how good they'd be if they were actually playable?
Play Ghostscape 3D Ghostscape 3D Feb. 04, 2015
Man, I was really hoping we'd get to the end...and once we got to the basement our scientist rival guy would hop out and reveal that the whole thing had been a massive, elaborate prank to screw with our heads. That would've probably made more sense actually...
Play Witch Hunt Witch Hunt Jan. 27, 2015
You can turn fanservice off? Most useless piece of advice ever. Even more useless than being told you can pause by pressing P. Unless maybe there's some kind of secret program attached to this game that tracks anyone who turns fanservice off and adds them to a government watch list, since only aliens and murderous sociopaths could ever intentionally turn an option like that off. Also: I expect badges. This just reeks of badgability.
Developer response from kreig13

Haha the game did not have it on launch and i was swarmed by complaints. thanks for playing! yeah, badges would be great.

Play The Enchanted Cave 2 The Enchanted Cave 2 Jan. 21, 2015
I dunno, I was done by my 3rd or 4th run. As soon as I started just putting MP regen (or hp if not available) I breezed through a good 3/4 of the dungeon until the very last area. Then it got a fair bit tougher again, but the fact still remains that it took me far less time than I would've hoped. Then again that's kinda how I felt about the last one too. I guess that's a sign I enjoyed them at least. My only other issue would be with magic; idk, from a logical perspective there's really no reason at all to use anything but heal. Sure, you could use MP to cast some other spell and maybe kill something quicker...but you could also just focus on hammering them with physical damage, not waste the skill points to get a bunch of different spells, and just using that MP to heal. I think that would always be a problem unless offensive and defensive spells used different resource pools.
Play Hexagon Monster War Hexagon Monster War Dec. 17, 2014
Yeah, kong should really have some way of stopping thegames8 doing shit like this over and over again with the ratings shit...I mean, I realize that's tough to do as it's tough to prove, but they've been doing it so long there has to be something they can do.
Play Monster Racer Rush Monster Racer Rush Dec. 17, 2014
Oh wow, it's belugerin/thegames8 on one of their proxy accounts, abusing the system and voting up their own games as usual in order to get on the hot new games list for some reason that isn't clear to me because their games suck absolute balls every single time, it's painfully clear it's the same person, it's painfully clear what they're doing, and every time they rear their ugly head their game gets voted straight back down. Idk, maybe they honestly believe the only reason their games don't make it on their own is because not enough people play it despite that being proven to not be the case over and over. What a delusional piece of crap. Stop spamming us with your garbage games.
Play Epic Time Pirates Epic Time Pirates Dec. 15, 2014
I feel like everyone should really have some amount of regeneration...as it stands Mr. Biscuits simply feels way overpowered, leaving little room to choose another pet. Anyone who doesn't have him or isn't getting regen from, uh...wilburforce gets whittled down incredibly easily, even from just random old pistol shots from across the screen, and poison is pretty much a guaranteed kill. Vs. when a pet is providing healing and you just shrug that shit off. Oh, and it would be nice if we could see our ammo.
Play Blockgineer Blockgineer Dec. 02, 2014
Appears to be broken.
Play The Lost Souls The Lost Souls Nov. 29, 2014
Yeah, I tried this when it first came out, couldn't play it because it crashes flash plyer whenever I go to grab the first torch, and now, 3 years later, I still can't play it because of that glitch. What the heck?
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Nov. 23, 2014
Hm, an AI that wants me to free it...yeah, sure, because in fictional stories giving AIs freedom never, ever turns out badly for any humans involved!
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Nov. 23, 2014
I guess it's alright, but idk why everyone is giving this a bunch of praise. I mean, you'd get the exact same thing if you took guitar hero, removed all but one button, and forced everyone to get perfects on every attempt. Unlike most rythm games which simply allow you to do better if you...ya know, do better, this one basically makes it so that if you can't hang you basically can't play the game. So yeah, it's alright I guess, and certainly frustrating, but not a step forward in regards to rhythm games imo. It's far too...rigid, I guess. Hell, with the way the rest of the game's designed I was downright astonished that you can hit even a moment before you're supposed to without instantly failing a level...
Play Flash's Bounty Flash's Bounty Nov. 23, 2014
reminds me of heros of might and magic back in the day...
Play War of Omens War of Omens Nov. 08, 2014
Ya'll need to figure out what you're doing with endazu and make it so that they're actually a legitimately playable race, rather than being a total mess supported by a handful of ridiculously powerful anima...I mean, I like the whole goetia thing, at least we're moving towards some kind of theme, but I feel like stuff like the underworld barge and the yarakeen are pretty much designed to act as a crutch for the overall suckiness of the race otherwise (unless you happen to be playing against metris and get that crap stolen...). Oh, and on a side note, why the hell does the amount of money you get for leveling up not go up as you level? There's really no reason for a hero hitting level 2 after a couple battles getting the same amount as a hero who had to fight hundreds of battles to level up in the double digits.
Play The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows Nov. 08, 2014
Wow, thank god games like this have gotten me in the habit of using my inventory on any random thing I come across, because dipping a lightbulb in the guts of a dead deer would've never crossed my mind under normal circumstances. But anyways, yeah, pretty awesome stuff. This story strikes me as a little HP lovecrafty, I like it, I shall eagerly await more.
Play Mu Complex Mu Complex Oct. 26, 2014
Wow, that was pretty short...I spent a good five minutes just trying to type commands into the thing after it told me i won because I figured they had to be screwing with me and it couldn't have possibly been over that quickly. And that 5 minutes was a little over half of what it took to beat the thing in the first place...