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Play City Siege 3: FUBAR Level Pack City Siege 3: FUBAR Level Pack Mar. 28, 2015
Lol, I actually much prefer saving all the civilians with a spy then blowing everything to hell with a molotov guy. Not only does burning stuff lead to way more combos (combos end when you fire again) and combos give you a ton of money, but it's also pretty sweet tossing a single cocktail and watching an entire building/tree hideout thing/whatever burn to ashes. Plus there are a lot of places rocket helicopters can't reach, and they have a fairly limited firing angle.
Play Kram Keep Kram Keep Mar. 28, 2015
Oh, and yes, I realize there's a button you can hit up above to open up a door to let you out...but I know that NOW. That doesn't help when you're actually down there.
Play Kram Keep Kram Keep Mar. 28, 2015
Down at the bottom right save, where the pits first start, I'd really recommend making some way to get out using double jump (but make sure you can't return back there after going through and getting the double jump so passing through your first time through you can't just go back and out). It's way too easy to absentmindedly tag the continue point down there and be forced to do that entire frankly F'ing stupid and irritating pit part that's obviously specifically designed to piss the player off over again. I've had to do that freaking twice now because I fell down there and was staring off into space and hit the continue point, at which point I was screwed. And I mean 2 extra times, not including my first real time through.
Play Frozen Islands Frozen Islands Mar. 27, 2015
Well then, beat the final boss despite having not finished 6 of the islands before the final one. I also didn't actually use any units besides the beer dudes. They have tons of health, don't really do that much less damage than everyone else, their special is pretty sweet as by the time you have, like, 30 of em it basically results in every hit killing an enemy anyways, they appear to gain the most from level ups, and it allows you to focus on just one unit, so why bother with any other?
Play Asgard Attack Asgard Attack Mar. 19, 2015
Yeah, I'd definitely talk to your sponsor, cause I'm not sure what their goal is but it's particularly not cool to wait until you're already into the game to the point where you're trying to play heroic mode and suddenly you're like "Oh, hey wait, you have to log into some other website to do this!". Online saves? That I guess I can kinda vaguely understand. Not being able to play the whole game? If you can't get that sorted out I'd go on ahead and try to find a different sponsor, cause I can pretty much guarantee you you'd be up more around a 4 rating right now if you hadn't sabotaged yourself like that. People REALLY don't like that kind of stuff. How would that not have obviously been a terrible idea long before publishing the game? Now I'm not sure if I should keep playing and hope this gets resolved, or leave and save myself the disappointment if it doesn't...
Play A Matter of Caos: Episode 2 A Matter of Caos: Episode 2 Mar. 19, 2015
K, ya know what's really annoying? When you play a point and click game, then sit there for a half an hour trying to figure out what you could possibly be doing wrong only to go check the walkthrough and see you've been doing it right and there's something wrong with the game. Specifically, it won't let me stick the mirror on the freaking bar. That's annoying.
Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

We're sorry you had this problem, someone else told us something like that; the fact is, to use the sticky mirror you have to do something else first - we'll send you a PM to explain it better, although it's in the walkthrough. We understand it's a little annoying that you can't use that item without a certain dialogue, but it was a necessary step for various reasons. If you get further stuck, and the walkthrough can't help you, just ask us: we'll try to answer you as soon as possible!

Play Strikeforce Kitty 2 Strikeforce Kitty 2 Mar. 16, 2015
I'm really upset that this got badges. I have the vast majority of badges, but I'm finding the idea of trying to sit through this entire game refreshing constantly to beat the lag that seems to show up every time you open the costume screen really daunting. I had REALLY hoped the dev would do something about it at some point, but clearly they've already moved on, probably to making more games with severe memory leaks. Hopefully kong won't give the next one badges...
Play Don't Escape 2 Don't Escape 2 Mar. 12, 2015
I like how you can win even if you don't do everything exactly right, so the people who want to be perfectionists can be perfectionists and the people who just want to play can just play and win without spending hours trying to figure out the absolute best way to do everything. That's nice...then again everyone winds up having to be perfectionists and either spend hours figuring things out or go find a walkthrough if they want to get the badges then, but hey, the dev can't control that, now can they?
Play Pinata Hunter 3 Pinata Hunter 3 Feb. 22, 2015
Sometime around the point in which I was wearing a riot glove and repeatedly brutally hammering a sentient stuffed panda's face into my vaccuum cleaner with a spiked bat so I could collect his innards, I began to wonder if perhaps I'm the bad guy here.
Play Tammy Jo Superstar Tammy Jo Superstar Feb. 22, 2015
Man, I'd figure she'd be more concerned about the sexual harassment that surely must go on when she hangs around in her boss's disconcertingly love-dungeon looking room as he lounges around with minimal clothing, or possibly the fact that the hotel probably doesn't cover the podiatrist bills she must wrack up wearing high heeled boots to work as a maid, but anyways, these games...if we're being honest they may be a little short and maybe even a little terrible, but for some reason I just can't handle not playing them.
Play ROBOKILL   2 ROBOKILL 2 Feb. 21, 2015
I'm going to flag this and all...but that doesn't mean I won't still play it. Hey, no one's perfect.
Play Raze 3 Raze 3 Feb. 13, 2015
Ya know, it just kinda occurred to me, but I'll bet that the entire lag thing would be better if, when we say to disable effects, it actually disabled effects. In the waterfall level we still get a bunch of absurd water effects representing when the water hits the ledges, in the underground level we get a bunch of superfluous sparks that visibly reduce framerate every time they occur...then again I don't know why I'm saying anything. This game was on AG for months with people saying over and over again since the day it was released that the lag was horrendous, and after putting up a survey that had results indicating a majority of people had lag that either made the game extremely difficult or downright impossible to play...they proceeded to do absolutely nothing. So if they haven't by now, they sure aren't going to now.
Play Raze 3 Raze 3 Feb. 13, 2015
Giga, this was a big ol' issue on armorgames too. The terminator mission is, in fact, quite hard to get 3 stars on, but it's definitely possible (I did it before, so I know it is). You just have to look at bonuses and figure out the best way to do it...or I think if I remember correctly (this was months ago, remember) I just ran around with a the barret sniper rifle and popped him in the back/back of the head whenever he'd get low on health...and I think the dev toned the mission down on top of it: if I'm remembering correctly, I got 3 stars on it BEFORE he lowered the score requirement. But yes, it's very hard, and I think it's pretty stupid that the way to get 3 stars on the mission is to screw around with points vs. just do well overall, but it's not at all impossible though.
Play Strikeforce Kitty 2 Strikeforce Kitty 2 Feb. 08, 2015
Just a side note, it doesn't even look like the memory leak is in the levels themselves. Try refreshing and just playing levels themselves; it doesn't seem to get much worse. No, where the leak is is in costume management. Seriously, all you have to do is go in and change around a costume or two and the thing is already moving at 50% speed or less. Go in there another time or two and you're moving at probably about 10-15% of your original speed. Seeing as most of the point of the game is utilizing different costumes for different situations that really makes the game pretty unplayable. I'll be honest, while the game itself is ok, I don't know if this really deserved badges the way it is. If he isn't going to figure out to stop having memory leaks in every damned one of his games then maybe we should stop giving the games badges, no matter how good they'd be if they were actually playable?
Play Ghostscape 3D Ghostscape 3D Feb. 04, 2015
Man, I was really hoping we'd get to the end...and once we got to the basement our scientist rival guy would hop out and reveal that the whole thing had been a massive, elaborate prank to screw with our heads. That would've probably made more sense actually...
Play Witch Hunt Witch Hunt Jan. 27, 2015
You can turn fanservice off? Most useless piece of advice ever. Even more useless than being told you can pause by pressing P. Unless maybe there's some kind of secret program attached to this game that tracks anyone who turns fanservice off and adds them to a government watch list, since only aliens and murderous sociopaths could ever intentionally turn an option like that off. Also: I expect badges. This just reeks of badgability.
Developer response from kreig13

Haha the game did not have it on launch and i was swarmed by complaints. thanks for playing! yeah, badges would be great.

Play The Enchanted Cave 2 The Enchanted Cave 2 Jan. 21, 2015
I dunno, I was done by my 3rd or 4th run. As soon as I started just putting MP regen (or hp if not available) I breezed through a good 3/4 of the dungeon until the very last area. Then it got a fair bit tougher again, but the fact still remains that it took me far less time than I would've hoped. Then again that's kinda how I felt about the last one too. I guess that's a sign I enjoyed them at least. My only other issue would be with magic; idk, from a logical perspective there's really no reason at all to use anything but heal. Sure, you could use MP to cast some other spell and maybe kill something quicker...but you could also just focus on hammering them with physical damage, not waste the skill points to get a bunch of different spells, and just using that MP to heal. I think that would always be a problem unless offensive and defensive spells used different resource pools.
Play Hexagon Monster War Hexagon Monster War Dec. 17, 2014
Yeah, kong should really have some way of stopping thegames8 doing shit like this over and over again with the ratings shit...I mean, I realize that's tough to do as it's tough to prove, but they've been doing it so long there has to be something they can do.
Play Monster Racer Rush Monster Racer Rush Dec. 17, 2014
Oh wow, it's belugerin/thegames8 on one of their proxy accounts, abusing the system and voting up their own games as usual in order to get on the hot new games list for some reason that isn't clear to me because their games suck absolute balls every single time, it's painfully clear it's the same person, it's painfully clear what they're doing, and every time they rear their ugly head their game gets voted straight back down. Idk, maybe they honestly believe the only reason their games don't make it on their own is because not enough people play it despite that being proven to not be the case over and over. What a delusional piece of crap. Stop spamming us with your garbage games.
Play Epic Time Pirates Epic Time Pirates Dec. 15, 2014
I feel like everyone should really have some amount of regeneration...as it stands Mr. Biscuits simply feels way overpowered, leaving little room to choose another pet. Anyone who doesn't have him or isn't getting regen from, uh...wilburforce gets whittled down incredibly easily, even from just random old pistol shots from across the screen, and poison is pretty much a guaranteed kill. Vs. when a pet is providing healing and you just shrug that shit off. Oh, and it would be nice if we could see our ammo.