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Play Hexagon Monster War Hexagon Monster War Dec. 17, 2014
Yeah, kong should really have some way of stopping thegames8 doing shit like this over and over again with the ratings shit...I mean, I realize that's tough to do as it's tough to prove, but they've been doing it so long there has to be something they can do.
Play Monster Racer Rush Monster Racer Rush Dec. 17, 2014
Oh wow, it's belugerin/thegames8 on one of their proxy accounts, abusing the system and voting up their own games as usual in order to get on the hot new games list for some reason that isn't clear to me because their games suck absolute balls every single time, it's painfully clear it's the same person, it's painfully clear what they're doing, and every time they rear their ugly head their game gets voted straight back down. Idk, maybe they honestly believe the only reason their games don't make it on their own is because not enough people play it despite that being proven to not be the case over and over. What a delusional piece of crap. Stop spamming us with your garbage games.
Play Epic Time Pirates Epic Time Pirates Dec. 15, 2014
I feel like everyone should really have some amount of regeneration...as it stands Mr. Biscuits simply feels way overpowered, leaving little room to choose another pet. Anyone who doesn't have him or isn't getting regen from, uh...wilburforce gets whittled down incredibly easily, even from just random old pistol shots from across the screen, and poison is pretty much a guaranteed kill. Vs. when a pet is providing healing and you just shrug that shit off. Oh, and it would be nice if we could see our ammo.
Play Blockgineer Blockgineer Dec. 02, 2014
Appears to be broken.
Play The Lost Souls The Lost Souls Nov. 29, 2014
Yeah, I tried this when it first came out, couldn't play it because it crashes flash plyer whenever I go to grab the first torch, and now, 3 years later, I still can't play it because of that glitch. What the heck?
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Nov. 23, 2014
Hm, an AI that wants me to free it...yeah, sure, because in fictional stories giving AIs freedom never, ever turns out badly for any humans involved!
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Nov. 23, 2014
I guess it's alright, but idk why everyone is giving this a bunch of praise. I mean, you'd get the exact same thing if you took guitar hero, removed all but one button, and forced everyone to get perfects on every attempt. Unlike most rythm games which simply allow you to do better if you...ya know, do better, this one basically makes it so that if you can't hang you basically can't play the game. So yeah, it's alright I guess, and certainly frustrating, but not a step forward in regards to rhythm games imo. It's far too...rigid, I guess. Hell, with the way the rest of the game's designed I was downright astonished that you can hit even a moment before you're supposed to without instantly failing a level...
Play Flash's Bounty Flash's Bounty Nov. 23, 2014
reminds me of heros of might and magic back in the day...
Play War of Omens War of Omens Nov. 08, 2014
Ya'll need to figure out what you're doing with endazu and make it so that they're actually a legitimately playable race, rather than being a total mess supported by a handful of ridiculously powerful anima...I mean, I like the whole goetia thing, at least we're moving towards some kind of theme, but I feel like stuff like the underworld barge and the yarakeen are pretty much designed to act as a crutch for the overall suckiness of the race otherwise (unless you happen to be playing against metris and get that crap stolen...). Oh, and on a side note, why the hell does the amount of money you get for leveling up not go up as you level? There's really no reason for a hero hitting level 2 after a couple battles getting the same amount as a hero who had to fight hundreds of battles to level up in the double digits.
Play The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows Nov. 08, 2014
Wow, thank god games like this have gotten me in the habit of using my inventory on any random thing I come across, because dipping a lightbulb in the guts of a dead deer would've never crossed my mind under normal circumstances. But anyways, yeah, pretty awesome stuff. This story strikes me as a little HP lovecrafty, I like it, I shall eagerly await more.
Play Mu Complex Mu Complex Oct. 26, 2014
Wow, that was pretty short...I spent a good five minutes just trying to type commands into the thing after it told me i won because I figured they had to be screwing with me and it couldn't have possibly been over that quickly. And that 5 minutes was a little over half of what it took to beat the thing in the first place...
Play Besieged 2 Infinite Besieged 2 Infinite Oct. 22, 2014
Ok, so basically you guys expect us all to spend money on your game, but refuse to do anything as simple as put in a pause or restart button, let alone more complex things like make shields breakable? Yeah, I don't think so. How about instead of giving you money, I give you 1 star and don't play this anymore? That sounds way more appropriate to me.
Play Sky Quest Sky Quest Oct. 20, 2014
Uh...has anyone ever experienced random item loss? I think maybe I remember another comment about it. One level I'm going about my business with a few thousand health, your standard amount. I diddle around a little, start the next level...I get hit once and die. I'm like "Wtf?". I mean I literally said that out loud. I get hit once and die again after getting resurrected. I look at my health and I only have 400. I go check in my inventory and my freaking armor is just gone. It's not like I somehow removed my only armor and sold it, that's not all that easy a process. Being as this is one of the few times I'm completely sober I'm sure I didn't somehow accidentally do it and forget. What the hell? Has this happened to anyone else?
Play Killing House Night Killing House Night Oct. 20, 2014
Oh, well it's too bad I didn't realize belugerin was also thegames8. I could've just rated this a 1 and moved on. Good job kongregate rating predictor, your predicted rating for me was right on the money! And hey, kiritsukeru even beat me to the punch by putting up the spiel I usually do. What efficiency.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Oct. 20, 2014
These daily quests are starting to really, really frustrate me. Ok, so if quests restart at 4 am for me (and the time zone is right, I checked), then doesn't that mean that if yesterday at about 5 PM I completed all my dailies, I should be able to log on today at 1 PM and have new ones, what with 4 AM being between 5 PM of one day and 1 PM of the next? Because I don't. They're still all the same ones from yesterday, and they claim I have to wait until 4 AM TONIGHT. This seems to happen to me fairly regularly to the point where I have no idea if I'm going to show up and actually have dailies to do. Am I missing something here? Why does it seem like I have to arbitrarily wait closer to 2 days to get new dailies than one? What the hell is the point of having a restart time if the quests don't actually restart then? Should I be making a forum post about this? Because I am really not getting this.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Oct. 13, 2014
Wow, ok, and now I'm pretty angry. I put down the god damn 30 kreds to get the sliver packs, which is more than the nothing I normally spend on most games. I wasn't happy with the "You have to spend money for the privilege of buying better packs", but I figured eh, while it's a stupid concept at least you don't have to spend a lot. Then you go and pull that bullshit again to an even greater degree with the freaking gold packs. I am really not happy, and am wondering if I didn't make a mistake spending anything at all thinking the devs weren't money grubbing assholes who are going to reward people for spending money rather than playing the game and slowly turn this into pay to win, so I was safe spending a little bit. I played that shit once hoping I wasn't being an overly trusting idiot, I'm not doing it again.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Oct. 13, 2014
I'll have you know this is one of, idk, 3 or 4 free to play online games I've ever put money into. It's been coming along well overall, so don't disappoint me. On that note, I guess I don't really get the slow progress with the campaign levels. It's not exactly like they're incredibly long and involved things, how is it that they're only barely trickling out? With this game having been out as long as it has I'd have expected there to be an entire vespitole campaign and most of a daramek campaign, not just a few piddly levels with one group. Also, have y'all ever considered making achievements that unlock cards? It only seems logical. Anyways, I guess my point is to keep working on this, and if you could do so at a slightly faster rate that would be pretty awesome too. I'm now a paying customer, I have a say now damn it.
Play Besieged 2 Infinite Besieged 2 Infinite Oct. 12, 2014
Besieged 2: fatal error. Improves on the formula of the original with the addition of a fatal error that provides the (would be) player hours of excitement reloading the page! Thrilling!
Play Rail of Limit Rail of Limit Oct. 11, 2014
I had to come in here just to give this a 1/5. I'm tired of this developer taking their shitty old games, changing around a couple things, and pretending they're new, not to mention that I'm fairly sure they're somehow doing something shady to regularly get their disgustingly awful, buggy games to the HNG list, which I know people have indicated in the past. I've seen these guys release borderline unplayable games that supposedly managed to get a 3.5, and being as they're already obviously idiots who think they're special and should be able to cut corners rather than putting in legitimate work into making games I absolutely wouldn't put it past them. I wish there was some way to ban thegames8 from kong altogether.
Play Luke Luke Oct. 08, 2014
Came down here to say the moment I was given control I grabbed my phone and dialed 911; looks like I'm not the only one.