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Play Besieged 2 Infinite Besieged 2 Infinite Oct. 22, 2014
Ok, so basically you guys expect us all to spend money on your game, but refuse to do anything as simple as put in a pause or restart button, let alone more complex things like make shields breakable? Yeah, I don't think so. How about instead of giving you money, I give you 1 star and don't play this anymore? That sounds way more appropriate to me.
Play Sky Quest Sky Quest Oct. 20, 2014
Uh...has anyone ever experienced random item loss? I think maybe I remember another comment about it. One level I'm going about my business with a few thousand health, your standard amount. I diddle around a little, start the next level...I get hit once and die. I'm like "Wtf?". I mean I literally said that out loud. I get hit once and die again after getting resurrected. I look at my health and I only have 400. I go check in my inventory and my freaking armor is just gone. It's not like I somehow removed my only armor and sold it, that's not all that easy a process. Being as this is one of the few times I'm completely sober I'm sure I didn't somehow accidentally do it and forget. What the hell? Has this happened to anyone else?
Play Killing House Night Killing House Night Oct. 20, 2014
Oh, well it's too bad I didn't realize belugerin was also thegames8. I could've just rated this a 1 and moved on. Good job kongregate rating predictor, your predicted rating for me was right on the money! And hey, kiritsukeru even beat me to the punch by putting up the spiel I usually do. What efficiency.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Oct. 20, 2014
These daily quests are starting to really, really frustrate me. Ok, so if quests restart at 4 am for me (and the time zone is right, I checked), then doesn't that mean that if yesterday at about 5 PM I completed all my dailies, I should be able to log on today at 1 PM and have new ones, what with 4 AM being between 5 PM of one day and 1 PM of the next? Because I don't. They're still all the same ones from yesterday, and they claim I have to wait until 4 AM TONIGHT. This seems to happen to me fairly regularly to the point where I have no idea if I'm going to show up and actually have dailies to do. Am I missing something here? Why does it seem like I have to arbitrarily wait closer to 2 days to get new dailies than one? What the hell is the point of having a restart time if the quests don't actually restart then? Should I be making a forum post about this? Because I am really not getting this.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Oct. 13, 2014
Wow, ok, and now I'm pretty angry. I put down the god damn 30 kreds to get the sliver packs, which is more than the nothing I normally spend on most games. I wasn't happy with the "You have to spend money for the privilege of buying better packs", but I figured eh, while it's a stupid concept at least you don't have to spend a lot. Then you go and pull that bullshit again to an even greater degree with the freaking gold packs. I am really not happy, and am wondering if I didn't make a mistake spending anything at all thinking the devs weren't money grubbing assholes who are going to reward people for spending money rather than playing the game and slowly turn this into pay to win, so I was safe spending a little bit. I played that shit once hoping I wasn't being an overly trusting idiot, I'm not doing it again.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Oct. 13, 2014
I'll have you know this is one of, idk, 3 or 4 free to play online games I've ever put money into. It's been coming along well overall, so don't disappoint me. On that note, I guess I don't really get the slow progress with the campaign levels. It's not exactly like they're incredibly long and involved things, how is it that they're only barely trickling out? With this game having been out as long as it has I'd have expected there to be an entire vespitole campaign and most of a daramek campaign, not just a few piddly levels with one group. Also, have y'all ever considered making achievements that unlock cards? It only seems logical. Anyways, I guess my point is to keep working on this, and if you could do so at a slightly faster rate that would be pretty awesome too. I'm now a paying customer, I have a say now damn it.
Play Besieged 2 Infinite Besieged 2 Infinite Oct. 12, 2014
Besieged 2: fatal error. Improves on the formula of the original with the addition of a fatal error that provides the (would be) player hours of excitement reloading the page! Thrilling!
Play Rail of Limit Rail of Limit Oct. 11, 2014
I had to come in here just to give this a 1/5. I'm tired of this developer taking their shitty old games, changing around a couple things, and pretending they're new, not to mention that I'm fairly sure they're somehow doing something shady to regularly get their disgustingly awful, buggy games to the HNG list, which I know people have indicated in the past. I've seen these guys release borderline unplayable games that supposedly managed to get a 3.5, and being as they're already obviously idiots who think they're special and should be able to cut corners rather than putting in legitimate work into making games I absolutely wouldn't put it past them. I wish there was some way to ban thegames8 from kong altogether.
Play Luke Luke Oct. 08, 2014
Came down here to say the moment I was given control I grabbed my phone and dialed 911; looks like I'm not the only one.
Play Galaxy-Siege2 Galaxy-Siege2 Oct. 01, 2014
I'd like it better if it wasn't basically a carbon copy of...crap, another game that was better made than this, I can't even remember the name now. That makes me angry, I don't like not remembering things, but other than the graphics almost everything else is exactly the same.
Play War of Omens War of Omens Sep. 30, 2014
Have you ever considered making it so that loan can't be used twice in the same turn? I mean, ok, so it drains two coins a turn; that doesn't mean crap if someone simply chains together, like, 8 loans that they use to buy more loans that they then use to fill out their immense army that they don't need to pay for so having no damn money doesn't matter.
Play Polleke's Garden Escape v2 Polleke's Garden Escape v2 Sep. 28, 2014
Wow, talk about a dumb game. Really, when you make an escape game one of the biggest issues is whether or not the sequence of events one is supposed to follow make any sense, and shit like going on a pixel hunt for a single bent spoke, then using it to grab a plainly visible key (despite the notion of using a bike spoke making no sense), using a knife to cut a wooden god damn chair to get scissors that somehow cut through a chain...this shit's retarded, to put it plainly.
Play World of colors World of colors Sep. 25, 2014
Would pressing tab to win "please me"? No, but it still wouldn't really please me any less than winning the regular way would, which is not a whole lot.
Play Building Rush Building Rush Sep. 23, 2014
I would agree ripiz, but remember that you have to individually upgrade factories, so even if one factory is closer it still may not be the fastest. Anyways though, normally this isn't my type of game, but I actually rather liked this. Probably because it has a fairly easy to learn system without any unnecessary complications.
Play Ultimate Dragon Runner Ultimate Dragon Runner Sep. 22, 2014
The moment my dragon left the ground but kept making the walking animation because the developer was too lazy to make a flying one I knew this wasn't going to turn out well. Actually, that's a lie: I pretty much knew this wouldn't turn out well the moment I saw this was by thegames8, spammer of awful, sub-par games that I'd call cookie cutter if they weren't so low quality that they're more akin to vicious parodies of the games they're trying to emulate than anything else.
Play Feed Us Lost Island Feed Us Lost Island Sep. 22, 2014
Idk, I find the whole lock on thing pretty annoying honestly, especially because auto-attack is god damned terrible, and it'll automatically lock onto people, wrest control from you, and have your little fishy ineffectually flail around doing minimal damage if you ever bite someone out of water. Really, there was nothing at all wrong with the last games and just letting us eat people ourselves; we're big boys and girls, I promise that we can handle moving the mouse back and forth of our own volition. Hell, sometimes I can even make little circles with my mouse! Mommy says soon I'll probably be able to tie my own shoes too!
Play Colorize Colorize Sep. 20, 2014
Uh oh, someone got caught red-handed. And I seriously doubt they're going to fix it, as it sounds like the majority of the game was stolen...
Play Freeway Fury 3 Freeway Fury 3 Sep. 20, 2014
Guys, just remember this game next time you're out driving and make sure to be considerate. Or else the guy behind you might leap onto your car, throw you out and drive away to battle aliens.
Play Bowmaster Winter Storm Bowmaster Winter Storm Sep. 18, 2014
Have you ever considered, like, idk, maybe telling us what the freaking classes do? I literally had to do a god damn google search and refer to jayisgames to even get a HINT as to whether or not classes differ besides their single unique skills. They do apparently, but I can find absolutely no information on how they do or by how much. I've never understood that, why the hell would you go through the trouble of making multiple classes with different attributes only to say "Eh, whatever, it's not important to mention any of that nonsense to the people trying to decide between these. It's much more fun for people to blindly guess at what they're doing than make informed decisions!"?
Play My Little Secret My Little Secret Sep. 17, 2014
Wow man, this family really, really values a good breakfast...