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Aisleen

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Jan. 24, 2016

Rating: 5

Well jeeze girl, if you can't make it as an artist at least you have a promising career as a porn star open to you...

Developer response from cheng3939

Wiggle wiggle wiggle~

Christmas cat

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Dec. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

These kinds of games make me happy. I sure wish I was that happy, you guys...

A Christmas Blackout

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Dec. 16, 2015

Rating: 7

The mouse gave you a "gift"? Frickin' thing stole your key, stealing something then returning it is not called giving someone a gift! And it didn't even have the courtesy to come out of the wall to return it, it embarrasses her by leaving people standing outside, makes her run all over, and in the end it just kinda shoves it out there. That lady needs to develop some self esteem, cause if she's letting a damned rodent step on her like that without kicking it to the curb, just imagine what she must let men do.

Galaxy Siege 3

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Nov. 22, 2015

Rating: 2

Bosses are too strong compared to normal enemies, particularly because they require entirely different strategies. Basically the only good way I can see to beat bosses before their usually absurd physical means of wrecking you (chainsaws, grabbers, claws, all those things that pretty much smash your entire ship with very, very little you can do about it other than, idk, distribute shields throughout? Maybe? We don't have that much extra money and free slots to do w/e with) is abusing support calls.

A Matter of Time

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Nov. 21, 2015

Rating: 2

I...I love you Mr. Gilbert.

Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

Mr. Gilbert loves you too!

David and Keithan -The Haunted Lighthouse

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Nov. 13, 2015

Rating: 3

Well, Keithan's a weird name (apparently his parents couldn't decide if they wanted him to be named Keith or Ethan), but I guess that's not too bad. They could've just as well named one of the first black guys I've seen in one of their games "Jamal" or "Deshawn".

Bullet Heaven 2

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Nov. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

...yes. It's here. I played the last one, like, 4 or 5 times since it was created, and I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw this. I'm a happy fellow indeed.

Shape Clickers

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Oct. 28, 2015

Rating: 2

Are...are you making fun of us? Eh, I guess maybe not, because I pretty much say that whenever I see ANY idle game. This one just looked too silly for me not to take a look at it...yet the sad part is that I still sat here for about 10-15 minutes just clicking shapes racking up meaningless points so I could click more shapes and rack up more meaningless points before I said "What the hell am I doing?" and stopped.

Jump Out! The Computer

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Oct. 03, 2015

Rating: -1

I second the issue on level 15: unless I'm misunderstanding something there's only one bug there to save, so we should be getting an "everyone's rescued", but I don't. So I guess there's really 2 bugs on that level! Get it?!...*sigh*I'll see myself out.

Escape THE GAME

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Sep. 30, 2015

Rating: 0

Well...that's meta as hell. Seriously though, I really like this game's style. I gave it a 5...although I gotta admit, I found it harder to "cheat" in every instance except in regards to getting the wizard wand, so when I got the "cheater" ending I thought "Man, I had to work hard to get this ending! Who are you to call me a cheater?!". Other than that it was pretty cool.

Developer response from Lu_Muja

Thanks a lot, Uberpenguin! But I actually made it so that "beating the game" is a little harder than "cheating the game": in the first case, you need more items and about 5-6 steps more. I'm glad you liked the game! :)

Cube Escape: The Mill

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Sep. 14, 2015

Rating: 51

Originally I thought these games were all just going to wind up as random nonsense, but hey, it looks like they're actually making their way towards some real conclusion. Good stuff. I like that.

No Credit, No Problem!

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Sep. 12, 2015

Rating: -2

Sorry for all the comments, but yes, I guess we do get a date. Still, it never says which month we're determining by, so I'd have to assume it's if they don't break the necessary income requirements ANY month they should be denied. Also, well, kinda silly moral, especially since, while in fact there are plenty of people out there who really do have to take out loans for medical bills and stuff, it's probably more likely they're doing so to buy things right now that they don't need/could easily wait and save up for or can't possibly pay for EVER, so hey, good thing our character quit, maybe I can take his position. I'd absolutely leave my crappy job in no time flat if it meant moving to a successful loan firm, especially since I wouldn't be the one repossessing people's cars. So the message fell a little flat for me; our character mostly just comes off as whiny.

No Credit, No Problem!

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Sep. 12, 2015

Rating: -3

But wait, what if it's February? Then there WOULD only be 4 weeks in a month, and we aren't given the date. Aha.

No Credit, No Problem!

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Sep. 12, 2015

Rating: -3

Hold on now. The handbook says "must make GREATER THAN 1000 per month". So I denied a guy who makes 250 a week, equaling out to 1000. EQUAL TO 1000, not GREATER THAN 1000. And yet I got a warning. I think I need to speak with my supervisor about the handbook, now don't I?! Unless of course you want us to consider in the extra 2 days a month they work, but then why not just give us a breakdown of by day pay as well, hm? Definitely have to speak to my supervisor.

A Matter of Caos: Episode 4

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Sep. 06, 2015

Rating: 3

Oh goodness, when I figured out continuing the game after beating it put me back before that spinny puzzle thing with the heartless maker I thought "God, not this again". Talk about a puzzle capable of enraging a person. "Holy crap thank the heavens just one more turn here, I can see it NO, NO! STOP LAUGHING YOU BASTARD, YOU HEARTLESS BAST...oh, I guess that would make sense. Anyways, Maybe if I just turn it one turn back...no, maybe the other way. It has to be here somewhere. Grr, it turned another one..." *5 minutes later* "Wasn't I close to finishing this 5 minutes ago?! How do I not have a single ring aligned?!". But I guess it was worth it to see wimpy little Mr. Gilbert hulk out again. That was probably the awesomest part of the series. The ending of a flash game giving me the feels wasn't. That just makes me feel girly.

Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

We laughed a bit too much reading your comment XD. We assume you liked the ending, then... we hope you'll follow us and support us, then, knowing that we're going to develop a new Mr. Gilbert's adventure soon!

A Matter of Caos: Episode 2

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Sep. 06, 2015

Rating: 0

WHAT? The hooker not attracted to you, Mr. Gilbert? A small squiggly faced purple octopus man in a terribly ill fitting hat? Absurd. The ladies would be all over that...especially with all the things he could surely do with those tentacles of his*wink wink*.

Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

Indeed, this is strange! Mr. Gilbert has more charme than all the hollywood star system at once! Did you look at his glare? But maybe she just understood he was just too much for her.

Poopy Clicker (final version)

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Sep. 02, 2015

Rating: 3

I'm not sure if the idea here is to make fun of idle games, but if so then I approve. If not, well, if not then you're just kind of a moron, dev.

Developer response from LubyckKie

Yes it is! XD

Where is 2015?

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Sep. 02, 2015

Rating: 2

I'm...going to pretend I won by just seeing all the photos. I can tell I'm getting older, I just don't have the patience for games that don't move along at a fair pace anymore. Still, badass photos; I'm not sure if Skutnik himself took them, but dude's got some photography skills if so. It's not too often I really think of photography as an art (you aren't really making anything, you're just sharing something that already exists), but I'd call this artistry, sure.

Jump Out! The Box

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Aug. 29, 2015

Rating: 2

...well that ended somewhat unexpectedly.

Everybody Edits

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Aug. 27, 2015

Rating: 46

Blood, that...is in a lot of privacy policies. Hell, ever submitted writings or poems to magazines? Even THEY have similar policies. Almost anything involving creativity does. However, I'm not sure why they even bother putting that into there; signed policies don't really mean much. If something violates the bounds of intellectual property that's all that matters. Also, I don't know much about transformice, but this doesn't seem terribly similar...but I'm not sure what made you single this out. There are some ridiculous eulas out there; you pretty much can't operate on the internet without agreeing to something ridiculous. It's just a question of how well they can enforce their own rules legally.