ubersmurf's Comments


Lightbot 2.0

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Nov. 06, 2012

Rating: 0

aaand conditional break just broke. compiler error lol


Play Takeover

Nov. 04, 2012

Rating: 6

Man oh man are the units dumb as dirt.


Play Elements

Oct. 18, 2012

Rating: -2

The more I play this game, the less strategy seems to matter. Just the opening hand. Drawing and deck depth have a miniscule effect, as the average game length is so short. As such, the game feels more random and grinding for all-upgraded opening hand. The play mechanics are solid, but something in the pacing of battlefield depletion vs flooding vs drawing new means games are short and brutal, and usually clearly won/lost by turn 5.

Bloons TD 5

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Oct. 15, 2012

Rating: -5

Deflation challenges are the most boring thing of all time.

Into Space 2

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Oct. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

message from mission control: "OH YEAH."

Flood Fill

Play Flood Fill

Aug. 10, 2012

Rating: 0

Straight from my childhood, amazing.

Boss Slayer

Play Boss Slayer

May. 15, 2012

Rating: 1

Hooray upgrading & shmups! The hitbox is a bit wider than I expected. Once I got used to it, it played just fine. ? Instant Death on boss collisions: Are you trying to discourage boss hugging?


Play Fracuum

May. 01, 2012

Rating: 1

pure win in awesomesauce. clever badge is great - except there doesn't seem to be a screen to check badges?

Hack Slash Crawl

Play Hack Slash Crawl

Apr. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

the blue knight express has NO BRAKES! but they'll push you through a level very quickly.

Hack Slash Crawl

Play Hack Slash Crawl

Apr. 29, 2012

Rating: 2

Ice Immunity + pack of ice knights beating on me = infinite energy. Hurray energy absorption.


Play Impasse

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 4

Brutally minimalist, nice design of game elements. Cue the obligatory "back in my day games were hard and we LIKED it" rant. That said, I had a good hour+ spent puzzling it out.

Icy Fishes

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Feb. 26, 2012

Rating: 2

sailed through 16 levels x3 stars before i realized you could buy things. very polished game though, solid music / sound / controls. (nice touch with the eyes following cursor on menu screens.) you've got color banding on the renders though. :P

Hack Slash Crawl

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Feb. 16, 2012

Rating: 1

Just hit a new bug, layers get all messed up and character indicates "rapid fire" damage taken. Kinda like falling through a map in a 3d game. At least the epic music is still playing.


Play Picma

Jan. 04, 2012

Rating: 8

The Default "show next to none of the numbers" format desperately needs an overhaul - otherwise it's a fine game. First rule of screen real estate: Interface interface interface! :)

Bunny Invasion 2

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Oct. 21, 2011

Rating: -2

Despite the more puerile elements to the game, it plays well. Just upgrade the 1st pistol, scavenger and builder, and then lean on the Assistant + Scavenge for many levels. Buy new guns very sparingly and upgrade intensely. Because you're facing a horde, automatics win. It would be nice to not have to wait through the credits every time you beat lvl 60. Or allow newgame+ to just arbitrarily select a level. And now i wait for 20 minutes for the last trophy....

Bloons Tower Defense 4

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Oct. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

Less than 10k of the Hard Badge... Scaled for payment?

Swords & Potions

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Sep. 18, 2011

Rating: 10

A great idea marred by horribly overt use of the Token mechanic. Basic gameplay is impeded. The ability to even PLAY is impeded. Edgebee, this would be a fun game, if you didn't want to nickel and dime me for playing. 3 Stars for a good implementation. -1 for "I already own Recettear".


Play Snailiad

Jul. 09, 2011

Rating: 2

This just *nails* the 8bit experience. Aside from the obvious "What if Metroid were snail?" commentary, the music strongly reminds me of Phantasy Star and/or Ducktales. It seems kind of funny that in all the time we'vehad making platformers, nobody ever made wall-walking such a central play element.

Sushi Cat 2

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Mar. 05, 2011

Rating: 1

Tragically, gastronomic superstar Sushi Cat's career was cut short this morning when he became trapped in a moving platform on the infamous Level 24.



Jul. 10, 2010

Rating: 4

It's the CONGRATULATIONS FOREVER that really sells it.