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About me

I’m an easygoing guy who enjoys chatting with people over the age of 12 while I play pointless mind-melting flash games. :D To become a moderator: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#become
I gots my M on 9/12/09.

Funny Quotes:

Allen42: I am for certain not going to not quote the quote about not quoting the quote quote in the quote section of my profile, and you can’t not stop me.

CannonFodder76: Let’s play a game of “Let’s drink what’s under the sink” mmmkay?

Vorpal_Steak: Brain rewiring apparatus=blunt instrument. :)

Shellshock1_2: make sure you make it look like an accident!

Nemoso: what better way to show how manly you are than to lift heavy objects with your penis?

Vorpal_Steak: Where there’s a whip…there’s a way.

Hellraiser1977: Yesterday I was overcaffinated and under slepiated ;)

kenji679: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

sc1zzen: incest, the game the whole family can play

Vestra: i prefer the hairier ones :D

  • Member Since: May. 16, 2008
  • Last Login: Dec. 10, 2011
  • Current Points: 9843
  • Comments: 38
  • Forum posts: 6
  • Location: Connecticut
  • Sex: Banana
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Acquired Oct. 29, 2011