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I am a black man and i give this game a 1/5
Play Portal(new) Portal(new) May. 17, 2010
Wow... i don't know where to start. this game is less fun than waddling with my fingers through a fresh steamy pile of elephant sh*t. i would rather sit and watch my balls sweat than play this game. i want the forty-five seconds of my life wasted plus the two minutes i spent writing this comment. i hope you get your hand crushed so you never make sh*t like this again.
Play Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands Flash Game Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands Flash Game May. 04, 2010
So I believe this was the worst possible 6 minutes I have ever spent on Kongregate. I saw this on front page and my initial reaction was, PoP Flash? Front Page? Did not see this game on any other site? IT MUST BE A QUALITY GAME!!!11!!11 6 minutes of mashing x, up, space and down later, I quit on the third level. I can easily bring to mind a few glitches. I dashed after I was impaled by a spike strip AND LIVED. I couldn't run out of sands of time. I fell through the ceiling once. You can climb onto nothing and back to a wall. People complain of being able to glitch through the entire stage. Terrible bosses. Terrible storyline. Terrible mechanics... this deserves a 0/5. No love, care or finesse was put into the making of this game, and I bet Kongregate cashed in on it too. Just remove it from front page soon. I'm sure they'll get more prospective movie-goers through other advertisements.
Play Level Up! Level Up! Apr. 17, 2010
Oh... btw your cutscenes and drawings are terrible... get someone who can draw to do the cutscenes next time, but the animations and everything else is amazing.
Play Level Up! Level Up! Apr. 17, 2010
This game is awe-freaking-some. I'd give it 6/5 if i could... BTW the nightmare is SUPPOSED to kill you on the first try. Then you start over with more knowledge of the game and therefore much better chances to gain levels. The nightmare will kill you a few times but you'll get stronger each time until you can finally double jump and run fast. From there it is a matter of avoiding the nightmare and killing it before it levels up too much.
Play Enigmata Enigmata Jan. 16, 2010
BIG GLITCH I was fighting Final Chaos and then as soon as the battle began I couldn't move... but I could shoot. Had unlimited life, armor, missiles, shield and nothing could damage the ship. Kept spacebar pressed for the better part of quarter hour... finnally killed the boss... WTF i started seeing other enemies appear as if I started another level... then out of nowhere i just exploded... wtf?
Play Time Kufc Time Kufc Jan. 08, 2010
brain was frigged after playing this
Play Level Up! Level Up! Jan. 08, 2010
By the way... all the retards rating 1/5 for this just have no skill/patience... ************* YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOSE ALL YOUR SKILLS ON THE FIRST DAY! ************ Then on the second day you lvl up your sleep so you can stay out for another hour. Regain your lvls and get double jump... you can get it by jumping off a high building (those are plentiful) for 2.6 seconds... then get lvl 5 jump and go sleep... ************ THEN fight the shadow by standing next to it when it is glowing white... after the red stones rise keep double jumping beside it while moving SLIGHTLY away from it each time. The stones should hit it after approximately 4 full double jumps... then collect the gems by running over them and jump on the ledges while double jumping over the shadow everytime it rushes you. After you win just keep lvling up till you get max (5 lvls) skills in each category... Then go to computer to win.
Play Level Up! Level Up! Jan. 08, 2010
Extraordinarily crafted game... you are intuitive and original! 5/5! By the way... First time with the shadow is very annoying and confusing. The black background however interferes with the gameplay as the black gems don't appear as something standing out. Maybe if you maede them glow with a grey outline or something... Apart from that, the game is great and really looking forward to the sequel! 100% completion... Obsession badge ~yay~
Play FMX Team FMX Team Jan. 03, 2010
im sorry but this is a 1/5
Play TG Motocross 2 TG Motocross 2 Jan. 03, 2010
bad game 1/5 would 0/5 if i could... you have to restart the whole game if you lose 3 times? bad idea... next time, make a game where you dont restart everytime you die 3 times... a game where the object is to rack up as much damage from bike accidents could be good...
Play Shopping Cart Hero 2 Shopping Cart Hero 2 Dec. 31, 2009
too freakin expensive 1/5
Play Crush the Castle Players Pack Crush the Castle Players Pack Sep. 28, 2009
how do you delete an object in editor mode??? btw 5 stars.
Play Canabalt Canabalt Sep. 10, 2009
MJ? anyway... windows need to go in the next one...
Play Canabalt Canabalt Sep. 05, 2009
an accelerometer measuring speed would be good (as suggested by hotairracoon) but it would be good if it had a few more obstacles and if MOST of the windowed buildings had MULTIPLE tiers/stories so you could jump into either to top or bottom levels. Also stairs or ramps would be nice. Maybe if there were randomly generated people running from the same thing could be pushed down every time you bump into them and you see them fall... stuff like that... good game though! 4/5 And also if you implemented player created prerendered levels so people could test skills/time against others on a leader board or something...
Play Canabalt Canabalt Sep. 05, 2009
Play You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope Apr. 12, 2009
Oh god... This was amazing... eye opening... enlightening... O god... just vote 10/10 now... right now....
Play Portal(new) Portal(new) Feb. 25, 2009
I want the creator of this game to die a horrible slow death by fire... Please just light yourself on fire with gas and then jump off a very,,, VERY large building to your untimely death... in other words... YOU SUCK.
Play Portal Pong! Portal Pong! Feb. 25, 2009
-9.7/10... S U C K S NASTY BALLS!
Play intrusion intrusion Jan. 29, 2009
nice game!