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About me
I'm the son of a famous philandering Roman god and a mortal woman. My mom was harrassed my the god's wife after I was born, so, on the advice of the god, she put me in a floating basket where I was rescued by wolves. I enjoyed my puppy childhood. I still have an enjoyment of raw meat. When I was five, I wandered across the house of a witch in the forest who turned out to be my mom. My mom was a famous wand maker and one day a six-finger wizard requested that a special wand be made for him on account of his extra finger. When the wand was finished, he refused to pay the amount owed my mom and killed her in a spectacular duel of summoned monsters. Since I was still a boy, he did not kill me but left a lightning bolt scar on each of my cheeks with his wand. I swore revenge on the six-fingered wizard so I spent my adolesence learning how to summon every kind of monster I could find. When I find the six-wizard, I will say to him, "My name is Waffle Rofl. You killed my mother. Prepare to die." Unfortunately, I haven't had any luck at finding him.
- Age: 24
- Sex: Male
- Location:
- Member Since: Jan. 16, 2008
- Last Login: Jul. 23, 2008
- Current Points: 1943
- Comments: 1
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- Professional Cleaner Badge (medium - 15 points)
- Complete missions 2 through 9 in Tactical Assassin 2
- Acquired Jul. 23, 2008
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