weirdcow

I am not really a normal cow. When I was only two years old (in cow years) my parents were eaten. Even my dad, which is unusual. All the other animals thought it was fine, but I thought it was murder.

I ran away from the farm and into the nearby woods. A pack of friendly wolves took me in. I am a pretty terrible wolf, but I’ve recently been enjoying playing games online. It’s a bit hard because I have hooves and all but I manage. I use the farmer’s computer. It’s kinda easy, because me and my wolf family slaughtered all the farmers a while back. They did it for the food but I’m a vegetarian, so I just did it for the revenge.

I’m the brain of the family. I made up the plans for some genius human suits. Of course, I couldn’t actually make them, I had them made over in China and then shipped here. I’m also in charge of the family budget. I’m a little insecure over the fact that everybody else in my family make pretty slender humans, but I’m very large. I am also having trouble walking on my hind legs.

I’m currently interested in getting more ‘kongpanions.’ I hope there’s a cow one soon, so I can make some friends of my own species.