wfaulk's Comments

Game Comments
Play Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus Apr. 02, 2014
Endless mode says "You have 10 minutes. You gain 1 point per second, multiplied by the age of your civilization + the sum of the levels of your nexuses." My current map has two level 4 cities, so it's age 4, and a level 4 nexus and a level 1 nexus. So 4+4+1 should be 9, and the status box says "x9", so fair enough. I also have "00:16" left, according to the status box. That means I've played for 9m44s, or 584s. So that should mean my score is 584*9, or 5256. But the status box says "SCORE: 2753". In addition, 2753 isn't even an even multiple of 9, so unless it's actually something like 1 milli-point per millisecond, that's not even possible. Seriously, get your documentation correct.
Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Mar. 03, 2014
Oh, I see. He actually means "Reach *Wave* 15".
Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Mar. 03, 2014
I like the way "Reach Level 15" actually means "Complete Level 15".
Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Mar. 03, 2014
This game would be less irritating if we could fullscreen it to avoid clicking outside the game itself. Hint, hint, Kongregate.
Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Mar. 03, 2014
It's a good thing this was a badge of the day. It gave me an opportunity to reevaluate the game. I changed my rating from a 2 to a 1.
Play Swords & Potions 2 Swords & Potions 2 Feb. 19, 2014
Shouldn't there be a sheriff customer that demands that you sell him coins in return for looking the other way in regards to your manufacture and distribution of "alert dust"?
Play Reachin' Pichin Reachin' Pichin Feb. 17, 2014
This one is more tedious than most launch games.
Play Dojo of Death Dojo of Death Jan. 22, 2014
If you can't be bothered to tell me how the controls work (thrust distance), 1/5. If character movement is random (thrust distance), 1/5. Either way, 1/5.
Play Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 Jan. 05, 2014
Is it just me or are the rhythms we're expected to respond to found only in the visuals and not in the song that's being played?
Play A Bonte Christmas A Bonte Christmas Dec. 26, 2013
Who tagged this with "good music"? Needs less sleigh bell.
Play Crystal Story II Crystal Story II Dec. 22, 2013
God, this game is tedious.
Play Monsters' Wheels Monsters' Wheels Dec. 11, 2013
Why is is that the red powerups fill the blue meter and the blue powerups fill the red meter?
Play Monsters' Wheels Monsters' Wheels Dec. 11, 2013
It's very hard to tell what are obstacles and what is just background scenery.
Play Monsters' Wheels Monsters' Wheels Dec. 11, 2013
I like the way that the green start lights mean "you can start accelerating in about another two seconds".
Play Heroes of the Realm Heroes of the Realm Dec. 07, 2013
Should I read anything into the fact that I can't stay awake while playing this game?
Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Dec. 02, 2013
Buddy, can you spare half a quintillion dollars?
Play The Endless Zombie Rampage The Endless Zombie Rampage Nov. 30, 2013
I've never played the game before, and the FN SCAR (almost no reload time) plus four HP+100s got me the badge really easily.
Play The Very Organized Thief The Very Organized Thief Nov. 20, 2013
Now let's see... If I were a homeowner, where would I keep my gold bar?
Play Pause Ahead Pause Ahead Nov. 20, 2013
I want this to be a puzzle game, but it's really just a twitch game.
Play Drawfender Drawfender Nov. 09, 2013
The way he keeps shaking his head makes me think he's trying to tell me I'm doing it wrong.