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A Matter of Caos: Episode 3

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Aug. 29, 2015

Rating: 1

I'm trying to imagine cutting a broom handle with a knife...

Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

It's not 'a knife'. It's a BONE knife. It's, uhm, magical. Yes. Magical.

Cube Escape: Case 23

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Aug. 27, 2015

Rating: 7

There is simply no excuse for this game to consume 4 cores worth of 2.5GHz i7 CPU time. And *still* lag.

Cube Escape: Case 23

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Aug. 26, 2015

Rating: 137

Solution to sliding puzzle: If the tiles in the top row are numbered 1 2 3, middle 4 5 6, and bottom 7 8 9, click the tiles in this order: 3654 7852 1478 9652 3658 9632 5412. (Divided into groups of 4 just to make it easier to read.)

Cube Escape: Case 23

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Aug. 11, 2015

Rating: 5

Also, the game performs so poorly under MacOS Firefox that I'm not sure if it's possible to beat the timed puzzle at the end at all.

Cube Escape: Case 23

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Aug. 11, 2015

Rating: 0

These Cube Escape games started off great, with puzzles that fit the story. Now we're playing sliding-8 puzzles and working against the clock. I'd prefer fewer of these of better imaginative quality.

The Crossroads

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Aug. 02, 2015

Rating: 8

For those asking why a fish is a sole: in English, many kinds of flatfish are commonly called soles, including the Dover sole, scientific name solea solea.

The Crossroads

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Aug. 02, 2015

Rating: 9

Interesting artwork, but gameplay was pretty bad. It could have been awesome, but it ended up just being a lot of "find the hidden pixel".

The Money Makers

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Jul. 25, 2015

Rating: 1

@Ronin_Rokuro: You know what I always hear from people playing games? "I wish this game had more of the drudgery of real life!"

The Money Makers

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Jul. 25, 2015

Rating: 8

Am I wrong in thinking this game consists pretty much solely of clicking a button?

Doodle God Blitz

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Jul. 16, 2015

Rating: 3

How many different versions of this game can there be? "Doodle God" (non-"Blitz", whatever that means) not only already has badges, but is part of the "Best of 2010" quest.

Party Of Heroes

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Jul. 15, 2015

Rating: 16

I'm sure that there are people that like this game (though I might question their sanity), but I find it hard to believe that the negative commenters are such a small vocal minority that this game legitimately gets a 3.6★ average. How many voting shills are on Kong? Is there any way to see a list of the (currently) 5076 users that voted, along with their votes? Should voting averages be changed to prefer higher level users?

Guess Countries: South America

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Jul. 08, 2015

Rating: 17

"South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands", AKA "Sir Not-Appearing-On-This-Map".

Cube Escape: Harvey's Box

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Jul. 02, 2015

Rating: 13

This one felt more like just a random collection of puzzles than the more compelling cohesive story-building puzzles of the other Rusty Lake Box games.

'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

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May. 18, 2015

Rating: 0

I love interactive fiction. I grew up playing Infocom and Sierra Online games. I own every single Infocom game. I've played a *lot* of community-written interactive fiction games. I've written my own interactive fiction games. With all of that in mind, "'Til Cows Tear Us Apart" is remarkably tedious and generally uninteresting. I fully expect this comment to get downvoted, but I just can't *not* say how utterly boring this non-game is.

Kana Warrior / かなウォリアー

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Feb. 18, 2015

Rating: 0

The game won't accept any of my keyboard input at all. (MacOS/Firefox)

Developer response from Tukkun

That's odd, can you play other games (which require using keyboard) on Kongregate properly? Have you tried restarting your computer? Another browser, maybe?

A Matter of Caos: Episode 1

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Feb. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

Ignoring the horrible flicker that I'm getting (which has been reported through the "Game Bug" link), a game as text-heavy as this seems to be, based on the intro, needs to be fluent in the language used. I don't know if other languages are there, but the English is awkward.

Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

We're really sorry for the bug; we're trying to find out what the problem is, even if this is, by now, the only notification of such a bug. About the English, we already know it's not good enough; unfortunately, at the moment, we have no native English speaker avaible to work with us. We are doing our best to make it better in the next episode. Thank you for the feedback and the bug advice!

Kram Keep

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Feb. 17, 2015

Rating: 24

The wall jump wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to change direction immediately after jumping in order to avoid flying back into the wall. Of course, that's how every wall jump ever has been implemented, and the difficult part is in finding the right timing for the particular game. In other words, it's not clever or challenging: just irritating.

Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls

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Feb. 17, 2015

Rating: 0

For level 30, place your cursor about halfway up the darker orange part of the building. Aim the arc directly at the rightmost catcher. Wait for the gap to be traveling left-to-right. Throw as the arc passes through the third block to the right of the gap. Do the same for the middle catcher. Do the same for the leftmost catcher, throwing right as the gap wall changes direction.

Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls

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Feb. 17, 2015

Rating: 0

Level 30 is just irritating. There's no cleverness; it's just trial-and-error timing.

Strikeforce Kitty 2

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Jan. 26, 2015

Rating: 20

I played about 3 or 4 levels of SFK2 under a Flash profiler and found that it's leaking incredible amounts of flash.display::Shape objects (1329078 orphaned), flash.display::MovieClip objects (433486 orphaned), and flash.display::SimpleButton objects (163550 orphaned). These are not the only offenders; merely the most egregious. See http://goo.gl/qSstlM