wfaulk's Comments

Game Comments
Play 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart 'Til Cows Tear Us Apart May. 18, 2015
I love interactive fiction. I grew up playing Infocom and Sierra Online games. I own every single Infocom game. I've played a *lot* of community-written interactive fiction games. I've written my own interactive fiction games. With all of that in mind, "'Til Cows Tear Us Apart" is remarkably tedious and generally uninteresting. I fully expect this comment to get downvoted, but I just can't *not* say how utterly boring this non-game is.
Play Kana Warrior / かなウォリアー Kana Warrior / かなウォリアー Feb. 18, 2015
The game won't accept any of my keyboard input at all. (MacOS/Firefox)
Developer response from Tukkun

That's odd, can you play other games (which require using keyboard) on Kongregate properly? Have you tried restarting your computer? Another browser, maybe?

Play A Matter of Caos: Episode 1 A Matter of Caos: Episode 1 Feb. 17, 2015
Ignoring the horrible flicker that I'm getting (which has been reported through the "Game Bug" link), a game as text-heavy as this seems to be, based on the intro, needs to be fluent in the language used. I don't know if other languages are there, but the English is awkward.
Developer response from ExperaGameStudio

We're really sorry for the bug; we're trying to find out what the problem is, even if this is, by now, the only notification of such a bug. About the English, we already know it's not good enough; unfortunately, at the moment, we have no native English speaker avaible to work with us. We are doing our best to make it better in the next episode. Thank you for the feedback and the bug advice!

Play Kram Keep Kram Keep Feb. 17, 2015
The wall jump wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to change direction immediately after jumping in order to avoid flying back into the wall. Of course, that's how every wall jump ever has been implemented, and the difficult part is in finding the right timing for the particular game. In other words, it's not clever or challenging: just irritating.
Play Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls Feb. 17, 2015
For level 30, place your cursor about halfway up the darker orange part of the building. Aim the arc directly at the rightmost catcher. Wait for the gap to be traveling left-to-right. Throw as the arc passes through the third block to the right of the gap. Do the same for the middle catcher. Do the same for the leftmost catcher, throwing right as the gap wall changes direction.
Play Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls Age of Wonder - The Lost Scrolls Feb. 17, 2015
Level 30 is just irritating. There's no cleverness; it's just trial-and-error timing.
Play Strikeforce Kitty 2 Strikeforce Kitty 2 Jan. 26, 2015
I played about 3 or 4 levels of SFK2 under a Flash profiler and found that it's leaking incredible amounts of flash.display::Shape objects (1329078 orphaned), flash.display::MovieClip objects (433486 orphaned), and flash.display::SimpleButton objects (163550 orphaned). These are not the only offenders; merely the most egregious. See
Play Strikeforce Kitty 2 Strikeforce Kitty 2 Jan. 24, 2015
I think the developers need to consult this:
Play Zombie Derby Zombie Derby Jan. 20, 2015
Consistently tells me I'm out of fuel about 5 seconds before I actually am.
Developer response from BrineMedia

its normally.

Play Happy Mart Happy Mart Jan. 16, 2015
Why even allow us to place shelves? There's pretty much only a single set of locations they can go.
Play Super Adventure Pals Super Adventure Pals Jan. 14, 2015
You seriously can't change the controls after you start a game?
Play Road Of Fury 2 Road Of Fury 2 Jan. 08, 2015
Emmett Lloyd; Emmett Brown. Whatever. It's all the same.
Play Abandoned Abandoned Jan. 07, 2015
There are, if my math is correct, 24 different ways to orient a cube, even if we know the alignment of each 8 sub-cubes. How are we supposed to know which one is "correct"?
Play MadBurger 3 MadBurger 3 Nov. 24, 2014
Despite the fact that sauces shoot out of the back of the burger, they only make you go up.
Play Onomastica 2 Onomastica 2 Nov. 23, 2014
Derivative (of, at least, Words and Physics), buggy (I'm stuck a foot below the clouds with no way to get back out), and ugly.
Play Galaxy Harvest Galaxy Harvest Nov. 16, 2014
When a planet turns into an asteroid, it makes sorting in the planet list fail to work properly.
Play Sky Quest Sky Quest Oct. 29, 2014
Somehow I managed to bypass the whole "Wartrake's Territory" map. By the time I'd realized it, I'd upgraded so far that I defeated Death before he even made it on the screen.
Play Beautiful Equations Beautiful Equations Oct. 22, 2014
Never loads once it gets past the Unity plugin loading.
Developer response from maqwrc

hi, it's first time we hear about a problem like this. Could you please give more info about your system / www browser you use?

Play Just Type This Just Type This Oct. 22, 2014
Some of these timing traps are hard regardless of the typing. In other news, I've now forgotten how to type.
Play Rogue Soul 2 Rogue Soul 2 Oct. 05, 2014
Honestly, when I've failed a level and I click on the "Restart" button you've presented, you don't really need to confirm that I want to restart.