wfaulk's Comments

Game Comments
Play Resort Empire Resort Empire Apr. 28, 2013
I have no idea what the criteria are for unlocking "Expand Resort Level 3" (the second land expansion, to 50x50), so I have no way to know if I haven't met them or if the game is just buggy.
Play Push Me Push Me Apr. 27, 2013
Needs a "Try Again" button for when you don't get a perfect score.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 29, 2013
I just got all the badges by literally doing nothing but just holding down Z and occasionally getting a revive. And I only lost a single fight. Why does this have badges at all?
Play Cyclomaniacs Epic Cyclomaniacs Epic Mar. 17, 2013
How are scores determined? Or reported?
Play Cyclomaniacs Epic Cyclomaniacs Epic Mar. 17, 2013
Love the fact that jumping is now in line with gravity and not perpendicular to the ground.
Play Meat Boy Meat Boy Mar. 03, 2013
A game designed solely around what is possibly the worst game mechanic of all time. Yay. :/
Play Code Fred: Survival Mode Code Fred: Survival Mode Feb. 20, 2013
Woo! The randomly-clicking-on-stuff game mechanic! Great!
Play Robot Wants Fishy Robot Wants Fishy Feb. 06, 2013
The performance on this game is *so* bad. No other game falls down to like 1 frame per second like this one frequently does.
Play 4 Walls 4 Walls Jan. 19, 2013
So, apparently there's a couch in the room. It's impossible to notice until you look at the TV, and then just barely. Seems realistic. I know I'm always losing my couch in my one-room apartment.
Play Turbo Golf Turbo Golf Jul. 27, 2012
Good and fun, but just not much replay value. Needs more courses.
Play You Find Yourself In A Room You Find Yourself In A Room Jun. 30, 2012
I have no mouth and I must scream.
Play Relive Your Life Relive Your Life Jun. 29, 2012
Lemme get this straight: a weak Choose-Your-Own-Adventure that tries but fails to be funny, comes close to outright misogyny, takes a weird wingnutty swipe at Obama, and utilizes boring minigames as the entirety of the gameplay gets a 4.0 rating and badges?
Play Top Shot: The Game Top Shot: The Game Jun. 27, 2012
Every time I fire, the game pauses for about 1 second, which gets counted against my time.
Play Reprisal Reprisal Jun. 20, 2012
Weird. I just got the hard badge without completing the last level.
Play Chance A Lot Chance A Lot Jun. 13, 2012
Is this a Begamer game or a Beginner game?
Play Endless Migration 2 DEMO Endless Migration 2 DEMO Jun. 11, 2012
I must have missed the companion game where you play an air traffic controller who gets epic bonus points for guiding aircraft into massive bird strikes.
Play Endless Migration 2 DEMO Endless Migration 2 DEMO Jun. 11, 2012
Oh, also, it would be cool if, instead of the flock moving about the viewport, the viewport moved instead. That way, you could keep the same visibility, which I think makes more sense. But I'm not sure how well the controls would work out that way.
Play Endless Migration 2 DEMO Endless Migration 2 DEMO Jun. 11, 2012
A little too easy, IMO. After one attempt at the story mode, I had found all but the black swan and was able to fully upgrade all of the non-restricted adaptations (that is, must be flock leader, must be over water, etc.). I finished the story mode on the second attempt and was able to fully upgrade every adaptation. (Except the black swan's, since I still haven't seen one.) That said, it's still frustrating for a Fokker to come zooming up behind you and wipe out three-quarters of your flock. It's also annoying to see planes fly through each other. And I'm not sure what about the body of a zeppelin kills birds.
Play Paladog Paladog Jun. 08, 2012
Fazecat, I'm sorry to say this, but your grammar is awful. The game is so polished, but every time there's dialog, it's painful to read.
Play Stencyl 2.0 Tutorial 1: Basics Stencyl 2.0 Tutorial 1: Basics May. 29, 2012
I would just like to observe that this tutorial, which is, other than the last panel, a static slideshow, consumes 90% of the CPU on my Mac. In comparison, a YouTube video consumes about 60%.
Developer response from Abigayl

Really? That's the first I've ever heard of that issue. I am testing it myself and while the memory does seem higher than other Kongregate items, it's not by a big difference and taking 0% CPU... Can you check to make sure it wasn't something else or give me a full bug report?