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You: hey Stranger: I’m a certified zombie hunter. Stranger: and I have boobs You: awesome You: awesome You: awesome You: my dream You: what be ur name? Stranger: you have zombie issues? You: indeed i do You: there is this pesty zombie stareing at my dog You: i tried bee spray You: didnt work Stranger: How close is it toyour dog? You: eh lets say You: my dog is in his belly Stranger: bug spray will just make them smell funny Stranger: burn the zombie, since you cannot harm your dog You: i know i learned that the hard way Stranger: aim for the head, and make sure it v=catches You: then i tried useing a peice of paper You: to give it a massive paper cut You: but i faild Stranger: to do what/ Stranger: you need ot remove the head. You: i tried with the paper Stranger: can't do that with paper. You: yet again i learned that the hard way Stranger: need something the blood won't soak in to. You: i also learnd no tto let him play with my kids Stranger: ......duh You: he bit lil george Stranger: You are going to have to kill George. You: done did You: hated the lil basterd Stranger: he will infect the reat of your housefold Stranger: destroy the body Stranger: fire You: i blew his head off with a 10 gauge You: then burned his body You: destroying the house and the rest of my family in the process You: now im stuck on the street with a zombie Stranger: soory to hear of thi Stranger: anythgin flat that you can throw near by? You: um sorta You: funny thing is the zombie isnt moveing Stranger: got clear distance/ You: when they say liveing dead does it have to be liveing Stranger: Moving . Maybe you just have dead body. Stranger: maybe it ate you? You: um no Stranger: good. You: see thats what i thougt funny when my kid kept tellin me he didnt get bit i was like i saw grandpa bit u but mayby grandpa was just dead and not a zombie Stranger: oh well...no one can get the swine flu at your house. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ________________________ ………………_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~-,~„ …………._,-'':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::''-„ ………..,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| ………,-'::::::::::::„:„„-~-~--'~-'~--~-~--~--~„:,' ……..,'::::::::::,~'': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : '-| ……..|::::::::,-': : : : : : : : - -~''''¯¯''-„: : : : : :\ ……..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : _„„--~'''''~-„: : : : : '| ……..'|:::::::,': : : : : : :_„„-: : : : : : : : ~--„_: |' ………|::::::|: : : „--~~'''~~''''''''-„…_..„~''''''''''''¯¯|¯", ………|:::::,':_„„-|: : :_„---~: : :|''¯¯''''|: ~---„_: |¯¯| ……..,~-,_/'': : : |: :(_ o__): : |: : : :|:(_o__): \.. | ……../,'-,: : : : : ''-,_______,-'': : : : ''-„______\-' ……..\: :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :„: : : : :-,: : : : : :\ ………',:': : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'__: : : :_',: : : : ,' ……….'-,-': : : : : :___„-: : :'': : ¯''~~'': ': : ~--|' ………….|: ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| ………….'|: \: : : : : : : : -,„_„„-~~--~--„_: : : | …………..|: \: : : : : : : : : : : :-------~: : : : : | …………..|: :''-,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| …………..',: : :''-, : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ,' ……………| : : : : : : : : :_ : : : : : : : : : : ,-' ……………|: : : : : : : : : : '''~----------~'': :,' …………._|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| ……….„-''.. '-,_: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ,' ……,-''. . . . . '''~-„_: : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'''-„ ╔═╦╦╦═╦═╦═╦═╦═╗ ║║║╔╣║║║║═║║║═╣ ║╔╣║║║║╔╣║║║║═╣ ╚╝╚╝╚═╩╝╚╩╩╩╩═╝
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- Sack o' Sapphires Badge (easy - 5 points)
- Collect 10 blue gems, then successfully exit the tower in Tower of Greed
- Acquired Nov. 21, 2009
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