something really clever
quotes:
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TaJMoX: Meth is like chewing gum compared to booze
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willmccarty15: i was licking toads in the yard and my dad was like wtf and then we had a throwdown at the schoolyard
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epeen: do you want to show me your dick?
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babieshavnrabies: okay let’s not dive into slurs
epeen: gayLady idiot
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droid222: I hate the british
droid222: No offence
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grant1006: no drugs worse then weed in the world
BIG_DIZZLE22: ^
BIG_DIZZLE22: this guy is an expert
CitrusParty: The notion that weed is a gateway drug is false – Cocaine and Heroin are the gateway drugs to Marijuana
BIG_DIZZLE22: WEED IS THE GATEWAY TO HELL
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Spinza: Watching porn with your gf?
GrimCow: ya
Spinza: Can you not perform or something?
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GrimCow: sex gets stale
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GrimCow: and i would fall asleep on the highway all the time
GrimCow: i used to play this game with myself too
GrimCow: how long could i keep my eyes closed while driving on the highway
GrimCow: i went 1 minute 1 time
GrimCow: they about 30 seconds later a ladder flew off a truck and hit the car in front of me
GrimCow: so i stopped playing that game.
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collusion: i got all the proof i need
collusion: i dusted your dick for prints
collusion: you are a chronic masturbator
will1900: you wont take me alive! wips out dick
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will1900: peanuts and nuts aren’t the time
Necroshade666: will1900 walks into a nut bar and says to the bartender “hey you guys sell clocks here?”
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will1900: I would have more quotes on my profile but you guys dull and unfunny
NecroShade666: you guys dull and unfunny
NecroShade666: you unfunny the dull and guys you lame
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Spinza: If you farm corn like me, you can get in touch with other corn farmers at CornHub.com
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wolf101x: kill her parents and assume their roles in the house
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JakeTheFox: Sometimes I question why I have problematic internet service considering that the Taliban can upload videos to the internet from a cave.
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sharon2014: dude if i was a little bitch i would not date an ex king pin btw which is why you really shouldnt piss me off
WoOp121: sharon i dont give a shit if your boyfriend is the leader of ISIS you are still a little bitch
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