Winnabago

I, for one, am very grateful that the world has a poster like me. I will always divulge my opinion on a matter, no matter how much you may dislike it.

I post in a multitude of topics, offering my well-respected opinion.

I raise immutable points as people with whom I discuss leave the topic, not because they are tired of speaking to someone who is woefully ignorant to any topic he discusses, but because I raise immutable points that send them scurrying.

I would just like to say: I’m really awesome. I give others hope to be a genius, like I am, some day.

You only wish you could post twice as much you do, in twice as many topics, this way you could share my infallible word in every topic in existence, and see my powerful logic everywhere.

We need more posters like me. Because I am awesome.

P.S. I eat puppies. Not for the taste, but for the little yelping noise.