x1StapleGun's Comments


Bloons TD 5

Play Bloons TD 5

Oct. 30, 2015

Rating: 0

@NiP Storm because the Bloons have had enough of being lined up for the monkeys to throw darts at them, so they decided to take revenge by marching in straight lines round pre-ordained path to wreak havoc on Monkey villages... somehow

Storm the House 3

Play Storm the House 3

Oct. 22, 2015

Rating: 3

"Sir - considering our enormous budget, should we just concentrate on building more giant robots to soak up the immense amount of rockets, bullets and lasers being fired towards our troops and thus smash the enemy to bits?" "Nah - keep hiring more guys with swords. I'm sure they'll get through eventually

Happy Wheels

Play Happy Wheels

Aug. 27, 2015

Rating: 1

Super Segway Steve is boss. SPEEEEEEEED IS KEY! P.S. I love it when jacksepticeye plays Happy Wheels


Play Dodge

Aug. 03, 2015

Rating: 2

this game is amazing. I love the idea of effectively running around so that the other ships friendly-fire each other, and the debris after every level looks great (though I thought they were parts to collect for upgrades, which is something I think this game needs, e.g. more health, a limited shield, or alternatively shield powerups to appear on screen), and the difficulty curve is appropriate for the game. But level 20 is HARD. AND I MEAN HARD

IndestructoTank! AE

Play IndestructoTank! AE

Jul. 19, 2015

Rating: -3

it is satisfying to launch a tank sky high using the power of bombs, but (and this probably isn't local to my machine) the game has SERIOUS lag issues. It might work if you are gaming using HAL 9000 but for the rest of us the lag takes a fair amount of fun out of the experience. 3/5

Knightmare Tower

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Jun. 16, 2015

Rating: 0

@rusvelt shut up, this kind of review abuse is not funny.

Pwong 2

Play Pwong 2

Jun. 02, 2015

Rating: 1

@manuals the upgrades do affect the game. E.g. powerups makes slow-mo last longer, larger paddles larger, sticky paddles stick more balls and you gradually get more ammo from ammo drops (max 15). Paddle Curve straightens out your paddle and Paddle Width widens your paddle.

Symphonic TD

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May. 30, 2015

Rating: 3

As far as I can tell, there is a slight discrepancy in music to artist thingy. Specifically, it is my understanding that Chaoz Airflow is, in fact, by ParagonX9, and not Acid Paradox

Water Werks

Play Water Werks

May. 27, 2015

Rating: -3

this game is rather boring

Effing Worms

Play Effing Worms

May. 26, 2015

Rating: 0

and you thought that the giant effing worms only existed on Arrakis... silly, silly people. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Earn to Die 2: Exodus

Play Earn to Die 2: Exodus

May. 23, 2015

Rating: 1

yet again, our hero is cursed with deciding to trek ON FOOT PUSHING HIS CAR all the way back to the previous garage, even if he's some 5 feet away from the next garage. Also, why is this game episodic as well? NotDoppler, are you taking the fvckn' mickey?

Canyon Defense

Play Canyon Defense

May. 03, 2015

Rating: 1

spotted an interesting discrepancy between this version and the original, up on Miniclip.com You CAN build basic towers on top of advanced towers in this version, but not the original. Glitch, perhaps? Or retroactively making the game easier?

Knightmare Tower

Play Knightmare Tower

Apr. 26, 2015

Rating: -5

@Matias1123 shut up no one cares about League of Legends

Ragdoll Course

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Apr. 17, 2015

Rating: -1

I love this music. It suits the gameplay pretty well.

Freeway Fury

Play Freeway Fury

Apr. 09, 2015

Rating: 0

And other drivers are, of course, completely unfazed by the thuds on their roofs as I leap from one car to the other. I LOVE IT!


Play SnakeBox

Apr. 08, 2015

Rating: 0

It's a refreshing spin on a classic game. But I would like to see a Snake Cube, where the top and bottom of the box are traversible as well


Play Renegades

Apr. 06, 2015

Rating: 9

this game is simple, but DAMN is it hard. Mostly due to weight of numbers

Solarmax 2

Play Solarmax 2

Apr. 06, 2015

Rating: 0

Also, what happened to planetary value? I thought highly of that mechanic from Solarmax 1, and it appears to have been removed

Solarmax 2

Play Solarmax 2

Apr. 06, 2015

Rating: 2

this game just feels a bit less intuitive than Solarmax 1. The slider is interesting, but that just makes the gameplay a bit fiddly, and the AI only ever responds by sending 100% of their forces to an unguarded planet. This means playing the game is a bit like a tug-of-war. I much preferred the original mechanic of just clicking multiple times to send some ships over to a planet.


Play Still

Apr. 05, 2015

Rating: 3

This game is pretty beautiful. The whole "you are your own worst enemy" ethos is pretty interestingly explored in this game. Bon Iver in the background helps the mood, too.