x1StapleGun's Comments

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Play Crush the Castle Crush the Castle Oct. 12, 2014
is castle 12 some sort of analogy for 9/11?
Play Dino Battle Dino Battle Oct. 04, 2014
The game doesn't hold much interest for me. It promises more than it delivers. It boasts that you can customize your dinosaur to no end, but your stuck with two stock options at the start, which is a bummer. Also, Combat's kinda stilted. Nothing I wouldn't expect from some turn-based RPGs.
Play Soccer Physics Soccer Physics Sep. 21, 2014
this game is so much fun.
Play Man in Gap Man in Gap Sep. 21, 2014
Love the music that goes with.
Play Kick Out Bieber Kick Out Bieber Sep. 18, 2014
@baconaddicted because they want him 6 feet under just as badly as the rest of us.
Play Gun Disassembly Gun Disassembly Sep. 18, 2014
this is quite possibly the most boring game I've played. ever.
Play SNES Music Quiz SNES Music Quiz Sep. 14, 2014
Starfox is all one word. Have you ever seen it's sequel stylized "Star Fox 64"?
Play NES Music Quiz NES Music Quiz Sep. 14, 2014
@jeromegee you'd be surprised. The "friggin sports thing" as you put it, took me a lot of guesses. And at the end of all that, it's name is "Ice Hockey". GODDAMN YOU GAME!!!!!!!! That said, I love the music files used.
Play Symphonic TD Symphonic TD Sep. 14, 2014
@zackwiki101 I will admit, when I first tried playing the game, it was hard as hell, and even to date there is ONE track I can't do (damn you Burn7) but it helps if you look at the "how to play" option. The radar-thing tells you what kinds of towers you will need the most, e.g. Playing With Fire needs a lot of yellow and red towers.
Play Tetris Disturb Tetris Disturb Sep. 13, 2014
UPDATE: For tetris controls, I recommend using three arrow keys with spacebar instead of just two arrow keys (as previously stated). Still a shitty game.
Play Tetris Disturb Tetris Disturb Sep. 13, 2014
this is quite possibly the worst tetris game i have EVER played. First up, the control layout is simply awful. Either use two arrow keys and spacebar or all four arrow keys. Second, the lack of colour distinction makes it damn near impossible to tell which pieces (either "S" shaped or "L" shaped) go which way up. Thirdly, the grandfather is just plain offensive. Finally, Tetris pieces don't just stick once their down. ESPECIALLY not if they're diagonally connected. The only good thing about this game is the music. DO NOT PLAY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Play Gravitee Gravitee Sep. 11, 2014
it's a very imaginative and well-executed game. That said, I do prefer Gravitee Wars for all it's turn-based mayhem.
Play ImmorTall ImmorTall Sep. 06, 2014
I've just realized something: the entire game is just an analogy, a metaphor even, for discrimination borne out of fear. Think about it. Why else would someone try to destroy something that they don't entirely understand? Because they're afraid of what MIGHT happen. What the military figures thought MIGHT happen is that the alien would stomp all over them, but they're too blind to see all it wants is to protect it's friends. Everyone fears change to some extent, and that change may be gradual, or sudden, but unexpected nonetheless. Even so, there are some (like the family) who embrace change (i.e. the alien, the word also means "outsider"), and those who would seek to prevent it by any means necessary (the army), and thus, creative sparks are extinguished before they even have a chance to ignite (even in the line of duty). This game perfectly captures that feeling, and I love it.
Play El Papel El Papel Sep. 06, 2014
@Bluestorm83 "all in one strech" LOL
Developer response from killa_bunnies

Dirty minds...

Play Bullet Time Ninja Bullet Time Ninja Sep. 03, 2014
it's just a jump to the left, a dash to the right, kick-climb up, dash down through some glass and- OH NO I DIED!!!! That is the ninja version of the time warp. This game is challenging and fun, but at times it can be uber-frustrating.
Play Hexagon Hexagon Sep. 03, 2014
The World's Hardest Game is not the world's hardest game... this is. Also, Blakeman909, Super Hexagon FOLLOWED ON from this game.
Play Pwong 2 Pwong 2 Sep. 01, 2014
wow. On Normal (Easy) mode, I scored so high it went off the chart.
Play Pwong 2 Pwong 2 Sep. 01, 2014
stuffy654 then collect ammo powerups you derp.
Play Moby Dick - The Video Game Moby Dick - The Video Game Aug. 31, 2014
The game is fun, but the constant onslaught of nets, cannonballs, harpoons and the like ramps up way too quickly. I would say, if you're going to play a different game with similar gameplay, stick with either Dolphin Olympics or Effing Worms.
Play i saw her across the world i saw her across the world Aug. 31, 2014
this game's narrative is beautiful and quirky at the same time. It perfectly portrays the sacrificial love that, to me, is the best kind. To be willing to go to the ends of the earth for your other half shows true commitment, and I adore the game for saying that. I only wish that Kongregate had a 6-star rating, because I love it so much. In fact, I hold this up as a prime example of video games as art. Sure, the platforming is mediocre, but that's not the focus of the game. Keep doing what you're doing, and zombie love is totally awesome!! =D