x1StapleGun's Comments

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Play Ragdoll Course Ragdoll Course Apr. 17, 2015
I love this music. It suits the gameplay pretty well.
Play Freeway Fury Freeway Fury Apr. 09, 2015
And other drivers are, of course, completely unfazed by the thuds on their roofs as I leap from one car to the other. I LOVE IT!
Play SnakeBox SnakeBox Apr. 08, 2015
It's a refreshing spin on a classic game. But I would like to see a Snake Cube, where the top and bottom of the box are traversible as well
Play Renegades Renegades Apr. 06, 2015
this game is simple, but DAMN is it hard. Mostly due to weight of numbers
Play Solarmax 2 Solarmax 2 Apr. 06, 2015
Also, what happened to planetary value? I thought highly of that mechanic from Solarmax 1, and it appears to have been removed
Play Solarmax 2 Solarmax 2 Apr. 06, 2015
this game just feels a bit less intuitive than Solarmax 1. The slider is interesting, but that just makes the gameplay a bit fiddly, and the AI only ever responds by sending 100% of their forces to an unguarded planet. This means playing the game is a bit like a tug-of-war. I much preferred the original mechanic of just clicking multiple times to send some ships over to a planet.
Play Still Still Apr. 05, 2015
This game is pretty beautiful. The whole "you are your own worst enemy" ethos is pretty interestingly explored in this game. Bon Iver in the background helps the mood, too.
Play You Find Yourslef In A Room You Find Yourslef In A Room Apr. 05, 2015
... well this sucks
Play Bike Mania On Ice Bike Mania On Ice Mar. 31, 2015
pretty boring, really. None of the excitement of the Trials series, boring background music, pretty poor sound effects and stilted level design make for a mediocre experience at best.
Play Viricide Viricide Mar. 29, 2015
Emotion Simulation Core - Esc. Escape. Oh My God
Play Kick Out Bieber Kick Out Bieber Mar. 28, 2015
@mochocat because the word "Bieber" is mentionned
Play shoot the motherfuckers shoot the motherfuckers Mar. 28, 2015
In reality, I came here because I was bored and couldn't think of anything else to type in, so I played this game. It's mildly entertaining, but the game doesn't present you with a "You Win!" or "Play Again?" screen, which is something that needs to be fixed in later issues.
Play Learn to Fly Learn to Fly Mar. 28, 2015
who else thinks that the "achieving the impossible" badge should be ranked Hard and the "around the world in 18 days" badge should be ranked Impossible? Maybe it's all those people cheating
Play Happy Wheels Full Happy Wheels Full Mar. 17, 2015
Maybe it only works for Linux or something... Because I don't see a thing
Play Stick War Stick War Mar. 15, 2015
my issue is with the steep difficulty curve. Once you face Swordwrath again, the game is truly punishing. This could be easily rectified with more upgrade points between fights, say 3. Still fun. Also, a skirmish mode would've been nice, but I still prefer this over the sequel, because the sequel is basically every RTS ever
Play Gravity Guy Gravity Guy Mar. 14, 2015
I'd like it if this game had achievements within Kong. Rate the game higher if you want it to have achievements
Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Mar. 13, 2015
@pizzaforthewin this cheat no longer works: it now takes you to the game over screen
Play Earn to Die Earn to Die Mar. 01, 2015
one weird thing is that the zombies are incredibly flimsy. Even if you so much as nudge them when you're out of fuel, they still cry out and fall over. Bit like professional footballers
Play S.W.A.T. S.W.A.T. Jan. 17, 2015
I do not see why this game is rated higher. Granted, the difficulty curve is a bit steep
Play Monsta Truk Monsta Truk Jan. 17, 2015
ok, level 8 is impossible, and the supposedly heavy, 4x4 monster truck uses the frisky physics of a dirt bike. Whoever designed this game is ... inept at making them for monster trucks and using the correct physics and non-impossible levels