x1StapleGun's Comments

Game Comments
Play Viricide Viricide Mar. 29, 2015
Emotion Simulation Core - Esc. Escape. Oh My God
Play Kick Out Bieber Kick Out Bieber Mar. 28, 2015
@mochocat because the word "Bieber" is mentionned
Play shoot the motherfuckers shoot the motherfuckers Mar. 28, 2015
In reality, I came here because I was bored and couldn't think of anything else to type in, so I played this game. It's mildly entertaining, but the game doesn't present you with a "You Win!" or "Play Again?" screen, which is something that needs to be fixed in later issues.
Play Learn to Fly Learn to Fly Mar. 28, 2015
who else thinks that the "achieving the impossible" badge should be ranked Hard and the "around the world in 18 days" badge should be ranked Impossible? Maybe it's all those people cheating
Play Happy Wheels Full Happy Wheels Full Mar. 17, 2015
Maybe it only works for Linux or something... Because I don't see a thing
Play Stick War Stick War Mar. 15, 2015
my issue is with the steep difficulty curve. Once you face Swordwrath again, the game is truly punishing. This could be easily rectified with more upgrade points between fights, say 3. Still fun. Also, a skirmish mode would've been nice, but I still prefer this over the sequel, because the sequel is basically every RTS ever
Play Gravity Guy Gravity Guy Mar. 14, 2015
I'd like it if this game had achievements within Kong. Rate the game higher if you want it to have achievements
Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Mar. 13, 2015
@pizzaforthewin this cheat no longer works: it now takes you to the game over screen
Play Earn to Die Earn to Die Mar. 01, 2015
one weird thing is that the zombies are incredibly flimsy. Even if you so much as nudge them when you're out of fuel, they still cry out and fall over. Bit like professional footballers
Play S.W.A.T. S.W.A.T. Jan. 17, 2015
I do not see why this game is rated higher. Granted, the difficulty curve is a bit steep
Play Monsta Truk Monsta Truk Jan. 17, 2015
ok, level 8 is impossible, and the supposedly heavy, 4x4 monster truck uses the frisky physics of a dirt bike. Whoever designed this game is ... inept at making them for monster trucks and using the correct physics and non-impossible levels
Play Santa Ski Jump Santa Ski Jump Jan. 17, 2015
WHY would I want to sign up to a newsletter of this game? Did someone expect it to sell like hot cakes?
Play Cowboys Cowboys Jan. 17, 2015
"you killed"? I think it should be "you died" well first he killed, then he died, NOW HE DEAD!
Play Rick-Roll Revenge Rick-Roll Revenge Jan. 11, 2015
it doesn't appear to be working for me... all I get is a blank white screen
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge Jan. 10, 2015
"hmmm. smashing the safe door at full force doesn't seem to be working. I KNOW!! I'LL JUST DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!" B.B
Play Abandoned Abandoned Jan. 06, 2015
the click boxes shouldn't be so precise. trying to oil the cart is a nightmare
Play Sniper Assassin 4 Sniper Assassin 4 Jan. 02, 2015
@minefortress no code after GIGOLO works. Someone needs to fix this
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison Jan. 02, 2015
wish there was a meter for distance covered. That would help a bit. This is still better than the sequel
Play Raze Raze Dec. 25, 2014
@donkeysaurus perhaps they thought it was a bit OP? It's also a bit unwieldy for a game of this nature. It's still fun to use though
Play No Comment! No Comment! Dec. 20, 2014
who knew that custard pies are an excellent Big Brother deterrant?