x1StapleGun's Comments

Game Comments
Play Earn to Die Earn to Die Mar. 01, 2015
one weird thing is that the zombies are incredibly flimsy. Even if you so much as nudge them when you're out of fuel, they still cry out and fall over. Bit like professional footballers
Play S.W.A.T. S.W.A.T. Jan. 17, 2015
I do not see why this game is rated higher. Granted, the difficulty curve is a bit steep
Play Monsta Truk Monsta Truk Jan. 17, 2015
ok, level 8 is impossible, and the supposedly heavy, 4x4 monster truck uses the frisky physics of a dirt bike. Whoever designed this game is ... inept at making them for monster trucks and using the correct physics and non-impossible levels
Play Santa Ski Jump Santa Ski Jump Jan. 17, 2015
WHY would I want to sign up to a newsletter of this game? Did someone expect it to sell like hot cakes?
Play Cowboys Cowboys Jan. 17, 2015
"you killed"? I think it should be "you died" well first he killed, then he died, NOW HE DEAD!
Play Rick-Roll Revenge Rick-Roll Revenge Jan. 11, 2015
it doesn't appear to be working for me... all I get is a blank white screen
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge Jan. 10, 2015
"hmmm. smashing the safe door at full force doesn't seem to be working. I KNOW!! I'LL JUST DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!" B.B
Play Abandoned Abandoned Jan. 06, 2015
the click boxes shouldn't be so precise. trying to oil the cart is a nightmare
Play Sniper Assassin 4 Sniper Assassin 4 Jan. 02, 2015
@minefortress no code after GIGOLO works. Someone needs to fix this
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison Jan. 02, 2015
wish there was a meter for distance covered. That would help a bit. This is still better than the sequel
Play Raze Raze Dec. 25, 2014
@donkeysaurus perhaps they thought it was a bit OP? It's also a bit unwieldy for a game of this nature. It's still fun to use though
Play No Comment! No Comment! Dec. 20, 2014
who knew that custard pies are an excellent Big Brother deterrant?
Play Bazooka Chicken Bazooka Chicken Dec. 13, 2014
It's great fun, but the last few rounds are just obnoxious. There are laser ships everywhere that's awkward so you can't shoot them while they shoot you and take all your cows. But the upgrades are nice, the concept is fresh, and it's overall FUN. 4/5
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Dec. 12, 2014
am I the only one who thought that this would have something to do with Game of Thrones? Apart from that, very imaginative and addicting game
Play Wrestle Jump Wrestle Jump Dec. 12, 2014
this game is hard... yet is so awesome at the same time!!! the wrestling moves seem rng, but it's still cool to do a "monkey suplex" on your opponent. Maybe an option to change the AI difficulty?
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Nov. 18, 2014
this game encourages intensive note-taking of all sorts of details. I've never really had to do that before with a game (notable exception being Z-rox). It's quite cleverly designed. I also like the portal reference.
Play S.W.A.T S.W.A.T Nov. 07, 2014
I came here expecting another game. good GOD, what is this?
Play Circles Circles Nov. 05, 2014
this game is completely pointless...
Play Hook Hook Nov. 05, 2014
I thought this wasn't going to be as clever and, well, puzzling as it was. Very good design.
Play Transmission Transmission Nov. 02, 2014
cleverly done, but the difficulty curve steepens quite a bit at around 3-9