x1StapleGun's Comments

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Play No Comment! No Comment! Dec. 20, 2014
who knew that custard pies are an excellent Big Brother deterrant?
Play Bazooka Chicken Bazooka Chicken Dec. 13, 2014
It's great fun, but the last few rounds are just obnoxious. There are laser ships everywhere that's awkward so you can't shoot them while they shoot you and take all your cows. But the upgrades are nice, the concept is fresh, and it's overall FUN. 4/5
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Dec. 12, 2014
am I the only one who thought that this would have something to do with Game of Thrones? Apart from that, very imaginative and addicting game
Play Wrestle Jump Wrestle Jump Dec. 12, 2014
this game is hard... yet is so awesome at the same time!!! the wrestling moves seem rng, but it's still cool to do a "monkey suplex" on your opponent. Maybe an option to change the AI difficulty?
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Nov. 18, 2014
this game encourages intensive note-taking of all sorts of details. I've never really had to do that before with a game (notable exception being Z-rox). It's quite cleverly designed. I also like the portal reference.
Play S.W.A.T S.W.A.T Nov. 07, 2014
I came here expecting another game. good GOD, what is this?
Play Circles Circles Nov. 05, 2014
this game is completely pointless...
Play Hook Hook Nov. 05, 2014
I thought this wasn't going to be as clever and, well, puzzling as it was. Very good design.
Play Transmission Transmission Nov. 02, 2014
cleverly done, but the difficulty curve steepens quite a bit at around 3-9
Play Crush the Castle Crush the Castle Oct. 12, 2014
is castle 12 some sort of analogy for 9/11?
Play Dino Battle Dino Battle Oct. 04, 2014
The game doesn't hold much interest for me. It promises more than it delivers. It boasts that you can customize your dinosaur to no end, but your stuck with two stock options at the start, which is a bummer. Also, Combat's kinda stilted. Nothing I wouldn't expect from some turn-based RPGs.
Play Soccer Physics Soccer Physics Sep. 21, 2014
this game is so much fun.
Play Man in Gap Man in Gap Sep. 21, 2014
Love the music that goes with.
Play Kick Out Bieber Kick Out Bieber Sep. 18, 2014
@baconaddicted because they want him 6 feet under just as badly as the rest of us.
Play Gun Disassembly Gun Disassembly Sep. 18, 2014
this is quite possibly the most boring game I've played. ever.
Play SNES Music Quiz SNES Music Quiz Sep. 14, 2014
Starfox is all one word. Have you ever seen it's sequel stylized "Star Fox 64"?
Play NES Music Quiz NES Music Quiz Sep. 14, 2014
@jeromegee you'd be surprised. The "friggin sports thing" as you put it, took me a lot of guesses. And at the end of all that, it's name is "Ice Hockey". GODDAMN YOU GAME!!!!!!!! That said, I love the music files used.
Play Symphonic TD Symphonic TD Sep. 14, 2014
@zackwiki101 I will admit, when I first tried playing the game, it was hard as hell, and even to date there is ONE track I can't do (damn you Burn7) but it helps if you look at the "how to play" option. The radar-thing tells you what kinds of towers you will need the most, e.g. Playing With Fire needs a lot of yellow and red towers.
Play Tetris Disturb Tetris Disturb Sep. 13, 2014
UPDATE: For tetris controls, I recommend using three arrow keys with spacebar instead of just two arrow keys (as previously stated). Still a shitty game.
Play Tetris Disturb Tetris Disturb Sep. 13, 2014
this is quite possibly the worst tetris game i have EVER played. First up, the control layout is simply awful. Either use two arrow keys and spacebar or all four arrow keys. Second, the lack of colour distinction makes it damn near impossible to tell which pieces (either "S" shaped or "L" shaped) go which way up. Thirdly, the grandfather is just plain offensive. Finally, Tetris pieces don't just stick once their down. ESPECIALLY not if they're diagonally connected. The only good thing about this game is the music. DO NOT PLAY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.