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Play Dodge Dodge Aug. 03, 2015
this game is amazing. I love the idea of effectively running around so that the other ships friendly-fire each other, and the debris after every level looks great (though I thought they were parts to collect for upgrades, which is something I think this game needs, e.g. more health, a limited shield, or alternatively shield powerups to appear on screen), and the difficulty curve is appropriate for the game. But level 20 is HARD. AND I MEAN HARD
Play IndestructoTank! AE IndestructoTank! AE Jul. 19, 2015
it is satisfying to launch a tank sky high using the power of bombs, but (and this probably isn't local to my machine) the game has SERIOUS lag issues. It might work if you are gaming using HAL 9000 but for the rest of us the lag takes a fair amount of fun out of the experience. 3/5
Play Knightmare Tower Knightmare Tower Jun. 16, 2015
@rusvelt shut up, this kind of review abuse is not funny.
Play Pwong 2 Pwong 2 Jun. 02, 2015
@manuals the upgrades do affect the game. E.g. powerups makes slow-mo last longer, larger paddles larger, sticky paddles stick more balls and you gradually get more ammo from ammo drops (max 15). Paddle Curve straightens out your paddle and Paddle Width widens your paddle.
Play Symphonic TD Symphonic TD May. 30, 2015
As far as I can tell, there is a slight discrepancy in music to artist thingy. Specifically, it is my understanding that Chaoz Airflow is, in fact, by ParagonX9, and not Acid Paradox
Play Water Werks Water Werks May. 27, 2015
this game is rather boring
Play Effing Worms Effing Worms May. 26, 2015
and you thought that the giant effing worms only existed on Arrakis... silly, silly people. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Play Earn to Die 2: Exodus Earn to Die 2: Exodus May. 23, 2015
yet again, our hero is cursed with deciding to trek ON FOOT PUSHING HIS CAR all the way back to the previous garage, even if he's some 5 feet away from the next garage. Also, why is this game episodic as well? NotDoppler, are you taking the fvckn' mickey?
Play Canyon Defense Canyon Defense May. 03, 2015
spotted an interesting discrepancy between this version and the original, up on Miniclip.com You CAN build basic towers on top of advanced towers in this version, but not the original. Glitch, perhaps? Or retroactively making the game easier?
Play Knightmare Tower Knightmare Tower Apr. 26, 2015
@Matias1123 shut up no one cares about League of Legends
Play Ragdoll Course Ragdoll Course Apr. 17, 2015
I love this music. It suits the gameplay pretty well.
Play Freeway Fury Freeway Fury Apr. 09, 2015
And other drivers are, of course, completely unfazed by the thuds on their roofs as I leap from one car to the other. I LOVE IT!
Play SnakeBox SnakeBox Apr. 08, 2015
It's a refreshing spin on a classic game. But I would like to see a Snake Cube, where the top and bottom of the box are traversible as well
Play Renegades Renegades Apr. 06, 2015
this game is simple, but DAMN is it hard. Mostly due to weight of numbers
Play Solarmax 2 Solarmax 2 Apr. 06, 2015
Also, what happened to planetary value? I thought highly of that mechanic from Solarmax 1, and it appears to have been removed
Play Solarmax 2 Solarmax 2 Apr. 06, 2015
this game just feels a bit less intuitive than Solarmax 1. The slider is interesting, but that just makes the gameplay a bit fiddly, and the AI only ever responds by sending 100% of their forces to an unguarded planet. This means playing the game is a bit like a tug-of-war. I much preferred the original mechanic of just clicking multiple times to send some ships over to a planet.
Play Still Still Apr. 05, 2015
This game is pretty beautiful. The whole "you are your own worst enemy" ethos is pretty interestingly explored in this game. Bon Iver in the background helps the mood, too.
Play You Find Yourslef In A Room You Find Yourslef In A Room Apr. 05, 2015
... well this sucks
Play Bike Mania On Ice Bike Mania On Ice Mar. 31, 2015
pretty boring, really. None of the excitement of the Trials series, boring background music, pretty poor sound effects and stilted level design make for a mediocre experience at best.
Play Viricide Viricide Mar. 29, 2015
Emotion Simulation Core - Esc. Escape. Oh My God