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    Feb. 08, 2010

Wrongest things I’ve seen in chat so far on my quest for wrong…ee….ness o.0.
1. xXpressley2D: ..YOUR MOM!

collusion: yours is the best i’m on
2.Collusion:my grammar and your grammar sittin by the fire. my grammar told your gramma im funna set ur flag on fire

3.jclements: If you could, our species would be doomed because every guy would be empty by the time they’re sixteen

4.xXpressley2D: So..its a disease now?

collusion: haha jk so much your before

emzy555: yes it is

collusion: woot gratz

emzy555: and i can be genetic

5.jclements: I don’t either… (unless its’ the librarian)

6.SunrayIzBeast: @pressley I just tasted it ..and its coming out pretty good- innapropriate much?

emzy555: get a hobby

collusion: ur mom’s my hobby

.7.Elcarim: I endured 2 hours in a threesome. That, pressley, is the consequence of daily jerking off!


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All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
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Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
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Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
William James

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Everything in life is luck.
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Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
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God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
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E. B. White

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.
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I love life because what more is there.
Anthony Hopkins

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
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Imagine me saying things like that , well , I’m workin on it , Because I’m me…and me is good..so fuck off..>_<

  • Okay so that last bit was pretty vulgar , well to explain that tick of hormones which depressingly demands involuntary tick of proof , proof of what you might say? Masculinity<=D Oh Yes!!!! And…masculinity doesn’t really flow through my body all that much…Plus…I just wanted to rant about my beliefs in psychology ….But those awkward ticks are unrelenting.
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    Oh if any of you needed to know , my dad went to AA and stopped the anger…ness and My leg is getting better..slowly , but surely.

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