I am a Djinn. Don’t bother kamikaze diving me because i live in a huge lamp far under the ground. NO trespassers in my house or above it. Trespassers WILL be shot. Survivors WILL be shot again.
Here is a list of things not to do.
(Don’t try and fly a fake penguin with a nuke attached into me.)
(Don’t launch a Bison onto all of my gummy bears. (I don’t like them squished.))
(Don’t make me defend my house with warriors, bombs, mages, and archers.)
(Don’t make me toss my pet turtle.)
(Don’t make me have to survive a zombie apocalypse and have to lead the only surviving group of humans.)
Do not mention anything like this.
Violators will be fined.