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Truths for Mature Humans:

-As a driver I hate pedestrians, as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation I always hate bicyclists.

-How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

-Bad decisions make for good stories.

-Sometimes I’ll look at the clock three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

-I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

As for me?
→Celebrity crush: Daniel Tosh.
→I love the Red Sox.
→Always in search of new music.
→Love the smell after it rains.
→My name really isn’t Melissa.
→I’m somewhat of an Anglophile.
→You don’t care about me, yet you’re here reading this.