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xtremejthama

Latest Activity: Played Scribble Online (May 18, 2013 1:24pm)

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Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a
nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint
A,

but not through checkpoint B.

That’s when I got shot in the
ass

by the US Military…

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden
promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers
shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on
my head.

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing
days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much
safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs,
jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don’t laugh at me because I’m
dead

or I’ll kill you…

I KEEL YOUOUOU!

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