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About me

Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a
nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint
A,

but not through checkpoint B.

That’s when I got shot in the
ass

by the US Military…

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden
promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers
shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on
my head.

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing
days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much
safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs,
jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don’t laugh at me because I’m
dead

or I’ll kill you…

I KEEL YOUOUOU!

  • Member Since: Mar. 26, 2011
  • Last Login: May. 27, 2012
  • Current Points: 933
  • Comments: 142
  • Forum posts: 225
  • Location: Nether
  • Website: deathlyhamsters.org
  • Sex: Male
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
Seminary Crash Course (completed)
Badge earned
Badge Of The Day
Seminary Crash Course Badge (easy - 5 points)

Reach level 5 in order to unlock the priest class in Realm of the Mad God

Acquired May. 03, 2012

xtremejthama's game contributions

1319873538
Level: ggh6y in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
ghghghgh
1318990303
Level: Fist in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
This is what will be in your face soon.
1318990040
Level: Mystery Master in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
Who could it be?
1318989052
Level: CC Death Knight in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
Credits go to Flanboii for the origin...

xtremejthama's shouts

avatar for ZAur
ZAur

Sep 28, 2011 2:53pm

Hey i think your “Jingle Bombs” song is awesome!!!You don’t have 2,but if you have time,can you shout at me and say the song?Thanks
-7_ A I_I R

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