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About me

As a child my father was always drunk. when he got home one night he got a knife and came over to me. he cut my mouth into a smile because he thought i was too serious. WHY...SO...SERIOUS?

Member Since: Aug. 09, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 06, 2008
Current Points: 230
Comments: 39
Location: What, i'm gonna tell u mah location so u can spy on me, i don't think so!
Website: www.GOAWAY.com.au

Age: 18
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Road to Inner Peace Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 24, 2008

: Think Outside the Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 25 levels in Duck, think outside the flock; Acquired Sep. 19, 2008

: Heads Will Fly Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills during any episode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 17, 2008

: Ragdoll Initiate Badge (easy - 5 points); Start down the noble path of dodging random spikes, avoiding 50 of them in Ragdoll Avalanche 2; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: First Contact Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Professional Cleaner Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete missions 2 through 9 in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Training Day Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first training mission in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Stickicidal Maniac Badge (easy - 5 points); Be a complete jerk in Parachute Retrospect; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Spherical McCarthyism Badge (medium - 15 points); Hunt down every last red button destroying our country from the inside in ButtonHunt 3; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Chain Chump Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the Chain Chump medal by scoring a combo of 25 in IndestructoTank! AE; Acquired Aug. 18, 2008

: Musical Multiplication Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach a x50 multiplier in Music Catch; Acquired Aug. 16, 2008

: Color Collector Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 2,000 shapes in Music Catch; Acquired Aug. 16, 2008

: You Have to Earn the Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat the Grinning Colossus in You Have To Burn The Rope; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Business Executive Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 50 dogs during a single game in Dog Eat Dog; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Feral Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat an opponent at level 0 in "single battle" mode in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Running Start Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 100 squiggles and pwn 10 spiders in Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2; Acquired Aug. 14, 2008

: Freedom Flyer Badge (medium - 15 points); As this game so beautifully illustrates, the pursuit of freedom is endless. Score 50,000 points in Turkey Fling; Acquired Aug. 14, 2008

: Paradox Shmaradox Badge (easy - 5 points); Survive an early encounter with a potential paradox in level 6 in Chronotron; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: Shark Jumper Badge (medium - 15 points); Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: Junior Olympian Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50,000 points in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: The Hunt for Red Button Badge (medium - 15 points); Uncover every last red button in ButtonHunt 2; Acquired Aug. 10, 2008

xxxJokerxxx's favorite games

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xxxJokerxxx's cards (3)

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: Reinforced Breastplate

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

: Ring of Curses

xxxJokerxxx's friends

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: beorn96

: FadedMemory

: Laxaria

: EarthwormJim2595

: LadyFuttocks

: L_o_u_i_s

: zezimastinks

xxxJokerxxx's fans

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: marko0121

: beorn96

: FadedMemory

: Chadlee

: zezimastinks

: tommydude199

: VampireBoy

Shouts & Whispers

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legolask4	Sep. 20, 2008 bit harsh on my game m8. Lol u try making a table tennis game and adding spin ull find it very difficult. And by the way im not bad in real life. Although if ure asian ill admit defeat right now. Lol cya
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idonteatpotatoe	Aug. 30, 2008 i like testicles so much because im strait
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tommydude199	Aug. 22, 2008 dude your other pix was cooler and you discription was better too

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xxxJokerxxx's comments

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Game	Comments
Mountaineer	Sep. 19, 2008 addicting but god damn hard 5/5
Beachvolley Chanchionship	Sep. 19, 2008 0/100 gayest game ever
Fuwa Match	Sep. 19, 2008 don't chain mail plz