xyzzy's Comments

Game Comments
Play Mud and Blood 2 Mud and Blood 2 Dec. 01, 2008
Wow... erm... this is quite bad. Sprites sometimes switch between dead and prone, the corpsman doesn't actually heal, people move too slow, menus are confusing and terrible, dead people have positive health (which is odd), and the game is overall rubbish. I think that this might be the first card I don't achieve. 1/5
Play Shore Siege! Shore Siege! Nov. 25, 2008
Quite good. Needs some pretty crazy timing to get the hard. I did it in 12 days :)
Play colourPod 2: dimensionPod colourPod 2: dimensionPod Sep. 26, 2008
I liked this game. Great concept, very frenzied around the 11th level. Got easy, medium, hard and card in one fell swoop. Glee!
Play not a game not a game Aug. 19, 2008
What... the... heck. You make a "game", which is just a template, scribble all over it and call it a statement that quizzes are not games? Play the Impossible Quiz. And, some of us have made games, myself included. I just know that my games are not good enough to warrant me getting the D badge.
Play Scope: First Blood Scope: First Blood Aug. 12, 2008
Cookiemonsta: First, shoot the window of the crane open. Shoot the oil can. Shoot the left string of the crane's load.
Play Scope: First Blood Scope: First Blood Aug. 12, 2008
So much better than Tactical Assassin 2. Partially because it doesn't have broken menus or poor missions. The missions in here are hilarious and inventive. 4/5
Play Dino Run Dino Run Jun. 22, 2008
What a great game. Instead of typing out how good this game is here, why don't I post a link to my 1 1/2 page glowing review of it. Anyway, gets a 5/5 from me. http://figames.discoveryhub.net/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=140
Play WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider May. 24, 2008
Great game, very fun and exciting. This is a really buggy game however, as sometimes the copter sticks and either flies straight endlessly, or flies in circles.
Play SHIFT 2 SHIFT 2 Apr. 18, 2008
Great game. Got a review up for it just a few minutes ago, just wanted to give you (Armor games) a chance to see what I think about it: http://figames.freeforums.org/shift-2-puzzle-t182.html ...the cc is a lie... but you knew that already, didn't you?
Play Amberial: Nebulosa Realms Amberial: Nebulosa Realms Apr. 17, 2008
Good but not perfect. It doesn't quite deserve the praise that Jayisgames gave it. The control scheme and gravity takes some getting used to, enemies and platform randomness reduces chances of scoring a good time and the levels are way too open for this type of game. Good points are that the map design is varied, graphics are great and the sound is ok.
Play MARDEK RPG: Chapter 1 MARDEK RPG: Chapter 1 Mar. 18, 2008
Hm. The second is on Kong. Woo!
Play MARDEK RPG: Chapter 1 MARDEK RPG: Chapter 1 Mar. 18, 2008
Absolutely hilarious. Can't wait for the second to come on Kongregate.
Play StormWinds 1.5 StormWinds 1.5 Feb. 21, 2008
Really kakashi... Then why does it say "Deluxe! For just $5 you can get yourself..." and the fact that about half of the game's content is deluxe content? Learn punctuation.
Play StormWinds 1.5 StormWinds 1.5 Feb. 21, 2008
Not very good at all. Graphics are fine, but the randomization stinks something awful. The first time around I had about 3 big boats on screen at once and 10 of the little metal cannons shooting at me. The second time around I had 3 big boats TOTAL, and about that many bad cannons. I can't think of any reason why I should by this, since my money could be easily spent somewhere else.
Play Super Smash Flash Super Smash Flash Feb. 18, 2008
Not very good at all. Kirby is broken so much its nearly unplayable. AI is retarded, stages conflict with the background and I beat a level by falling off the stage twice and not doing anything. Lame. 1/5.
Play Slingoween Slingoween Feb. 13, 2008
I feel disgusted with myself for playing such an awful game. 1/5
Play Tiny Tracks Tiny Tracks Feb. 09, 2008
Bug: Best Time in the track details list shows to the 13th decimal place. Mine for first track shows 26.4000000000001
Play No Comment! No Comment! Feb. 03, 2008
Great game... badge?
Play The only game better than Fancy Pants The only game better than Fancy Pants Feb. 03, 2008
YAYZ! Hi Five! awesome
Play The Unfair Platformer The Unfair Platformer Feb. 01, 2008
made me laugh