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Play Deadly Gambling Deadly Gambling Jan. 18, 2014
*Everyone loads bullets, aims guns at everyone but me* Me: Wut
Play Bloons Super Monkey 2 Bloons Super Monkey 2 Dec. 27, 2013
Three steps to win his game. Step one: Start level Step two: Idle, make sandwich, get drink Step 3: VICTORY!
Play Sheep Happens Sheep Happens Aug. 23, 2013
This is the only game I know of where sheep are the harbingers of the apocalypse. And I damn well love it.
Play Bloons Super Monkey 2 Bloons Super Monkey 2 Aug. 05, 2013
The shielded bloons and upgrade system's insane prices - WHYYYYY
Play Outernauts Outernauts Aug. 04, 2013
Wait a moment. Insomniac, creator or Ratchet and Clank (I've heard of Into The Nexus BTW, thank you), helped make this. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
Play Icarus Needs Icarus Needs Jul. 14, 2013
This is a refreshingly new game.
Play Don't Escape Don't Escape Jul. 02, 2013
THE ROOT IS A LIE!
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Apr. 18, 2013
White screen of eternal doomsday hath befallen me.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Mar. 05, 2013
All right, life, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but this just came out. See you in a few years.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Feb. 19, 2013
Hey, real quick question since I'm too lazy to look for myself. Will the medal-requiring secret areas from EBF3 make a grand reappearance?
Play Robot Wants Puppy Robot Wants Puppy Feb. 06, 2013
This robot is a spoiled brat. First he wants a kitten, now he wants a puppy.
Play Amorphous+ Amorphous+ Feb. 05, 2013
If you're not hitting things with a massive sword, you haven't lived yet.
Play Swords & Sandals II: Emperor's Reign Swords & Sandals II: Emperor's Reign Jan. 13, 2013
OK, suuuure, I'll pay 20 bucks for this, Fizzy. I won't go to one of the many free full versions of this game instead.
Play Swords and Sandals 3: Solo Ultratus Swords and Sandals 3: Solo Ultratus Dec. 23, 2012
Fizzy, learn that we will NOT buy the full version for twenty dollars. We will, however, instead head for cracked versions. Just sayin'.
Play Relive Your Life Relive Your Life Jun. 29, 2012
I lived an honest life, where my speaking screwup has given me bliss. Thank you, public bus.
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge May. 19, 2012
Remember when I said I was excited to see what this bison would invade next? Of course you don't! Burrito Bison Revenge is, at it's core, simply more Burrito Bison, but with all new powerups (I particularly LOVE the cruisers!) And new things (The new wrestlers and supporter stuff). This is still the good gameplay that made the original a hit! But with extras!
Play Frantic Frigates Frantic Frigates Apr. 21, 2012
(On boss 2's ship) 2nd Mate: Sir! We have a massive threat approaching! What do we do! Captain: Engage shields. We're taking down that guy. 2nd Mate: But, sir! All we have are this orbiting circles that move away occasinally! Captain: ENGAGE!
Play Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3 Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3 Apr. 17, 2012
I already got the Fancy Pants Adventures. So why would I play this? ...Wait. IT'S FANCY PANTS. YUSH!
Play VVVVVV Demo VVVVVV Demo Mar. 10, 2012
This is worth the critical acclaim it has recieved and stands with Cave Story as among the best indie titles of all time.
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Mar. 06, 2012
Grindfest. At this point, the game has become little more than that. The race aspect has been significantly bored to nothingness. The last three games were good. The third, albeit a bit buggy, was all right. But no amount of bug fixes can fix this mess. Ducklife should've just stopped at Evolution - Because this lackluster fourth entry needs a lot of it.