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About me
Devin is a hustling bastard and never changed, here’s proof:
devin1337: in RL, i’m really good with massages (reply)
devin1337: so my kick off is a magic massage (reply)
devin1337: then (reply)
devin1337: from there, depending on how they react (reply)
devin1337: i’d keep massaging more (reply)
devin1337: (yanno, it’s rly tearing me apart to tell you this…) (reply)
devin1337: then from there (reply)
devin1337: i tell em to turn over and i do their front side (reply)
devin1337: i always believe a slow buildup gives better results. (reply)
devin1337: then from there the girl would usually bring it down to the “bed” (reply)
devin1337: and i know all this does is make you wanna cyber me even more. (reply)
devin1337: then (reply)
devin1337: from there, we make out (reply)
devin1337: and usually the girl offers messin around with the dick (reply)
devin1337: so they content they’re selves with that (reply)
devin1337: then they decide when they want to turn over and get to the ****in (reply)
devin1337: >.> (reply)
devin1337: i leave it to the girl, it makes them feel better about it. (reply)
To devin1337: that it?
devin1337: then yea >.> do it till they cum (reply)
devin1337: pretty much (reply)
devin1337: girls enjoy the thrill of a slow build up (reply)
devin1337: and yea, i know, you wanna cyber me so bad. (reply)
xXxsxy_gurlxXx: devin’s been telling me things he’d do to me…
xXxsxy_gurlxXx: and i’m youtubefan
Pheonxlord: kill you
cooljon98: :O
Z3R0Xrix: XD
xXxsxy_gurlxXx: he just told me how he’d **** me
devin1337: ohhh damn
bloogut: go to the 00:37 second mark
devin1337: tahts a twist!
Z3R0Xrix: XD
cooljon98: hed as rape you?
xXxsxy_gurlxXx: THE FAGGIT TOLD ME HOW HE’D **** ME
bloogut: YOUD BONE HER?
Z3R0Xrix: ****ign loser devin
aryaelvinsword: …wtf?
bloogut: i knew it
devin1337: lawl.
Pheonxlord: hahahahahahahahahahahhahaa
aryaelvinsword: wait, so tube is this….
Delphinapterus18: XDDDDDDDDD
aryaelvinsword: >.< im gonna go now.
gillmill5: gets gon zero lets end this.
devin1337: tube…
Delphinapterus18: LMFAO
devin1337: you son of a btiching bastard
gillmill5: gun*
Z3R0Xrix: lol gill
Pheonxlord: devin you know you could pick someone better
devin1337: you’ve got what your gettin’ comeing.
Z3R0Xrix: haha
devin1337: nah
devin1337: yanno what
devin1337: **** that
gillmill5: Lets end it….
Pheonxlord: than a slut on a street
Z3R0Xrix: Devin your such a fake XD
devin1337: it’s over tube
devin1337: your life is mine.
later on…
dialMforMONKEY: I just wanted to tell you something important.
dialMforMONKEY: You got played.
devin1337: something i should ignore
devin1337: yup
devin1337: knew it
devin1337: **** you too.
dialMforMONKEY: Again.
devin1337: maybe later we can be friends
youtubefan: TWO IN ONE DAY
dialMforMONKEY: high fives
jamestrainor: hey
dialMforMONKEY: I don’t have a sister.
youtubefan: high five
devin1337: you know what…
devin1337: **** this
devin1337: **** kong
devin1337: i’m going back to my old room
devin1337: **** the den
devin1337: **** you.
eraxxfaith: no ty im not gay
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quote time!!!!
overlord15: and they have to say theres a limit of 3 per day
gillmill5: =0
aryaelvinsword: now im gonna go get some gateraid.
overlord15: NO GET MONSTER DAMMIT
youtubefan: over, i drank 4 in a day once
youtubefan: it was awesome
youtubefan: i was shaking, paranoid, seein shit, hearin stuff
gillmill5: Lol
youtubefan: i think it was an amasing experience
gillmill5: Kids that way you don’t do weed.
youtubefan: energy drinks ’ll **** you up just the same :D
aryaelvinsword: XD
gillmill5: lol
gillmill5: pours some hot coc*
gillmill5: Sips*
L0LSmilyface: coc
L0LSmilyface: YOU LIKE COC?
L0LSmilyface: lol
youtubefan: XD
gillmill5: =;(
silverzx713666: friends are like potatoes
silverzx713666: if u eat them they die
headexploder: i got realy skilled men =)
TJbivens: we still need to work on that
RingoBocelli: Aglrinia is now my Kongregate Wife
Aglrinia: WTF? (reply)
vicsix: WERE LOOKING FOR THE ELF CONDOM
Delphinapterus18: it’s up your anus
ZukaZamamee: O.o
Delphinapterus18: oops
RiseAgainstFan27: >.\\ i liked these jeans
Delphinapterus18: gets a towel
Delphinapterus18: i’ll was them
Delphinapterus18: with the tears of starving ethopians
- Member Since: Apr. 20, 2008
- Last Login: Jun. 18, 2011
- Current Points: 2707
- Comments: 80
- Forum posts: 8
- Location: why the hell would i tell you? why are you looking?
- Website: www.Me+UrMom.com
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Hey youtube.Sorry for trolling on you so much,guess i was bullied alot so i had to take my anger out on someone.
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