zAlbee's Comments

Game Comments
Play Billy the Pilot Billy the Pilot May. 31, 2012
It's amazing that you can orbit the Earth in seconds at a mere 155 miles per hour.
Play Toss the Paper! Toss the Paper! Apr. 07, 2012
Controls are awful, the arrow doesn't point towards where you touch.
Play Bullet Time Ninja Bullet Time Ninja Mar. 24, 2012
A very good game, once you change the control scheme. Dash and jump as the same button is a bad idea; map Up to Jump and it's much better.
Play The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1 Mobile The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1 Mobile Jan. 18, 2012
Works great on ASUS Eee Pad Transformer! Love the final puzzle with the multiple recipes and endings.
Play Legend of Kalevala Legend of Kalevala Jan. 15, 2012
I really like this game, but it would be better if it didn't lag/stutter every couple of minutes. I'm using a pretty recent Core 2 Duo with 4GB RAM, latest Chrome 16 and Flash 11.1. My CPU usage isn't even high (rarely peaking at 50%) so not sure why this would happen.
Play The Ocean Around Me - Week Two The Ocean Around Me - Week Two Jan. 11, 2012
In what world does a metal bowl allow you to hold fire?
Play Dibbles: For The Greater Android Good Dibbles: For The Greater Android Good Jan. 01, 2012
Great game, works really well with a 10.1 inch tablet.
Play Antimatiere Antimatiere Nov. 13, 2011
Please add the option to invert mouse. Thanks!
Play Free Will - The Game Free Will - The Game Aug. 28, 2011
You've got a nice little Game Boy-style platformer engine here. It's a shame you had to ruin it with such a silly gimmick. It could have been a really nice game.
Play Typing Ninja Hunter Typing Ninja Hunter Jul. 23, 2011
... Someone explain to me how to beat the Demon Lord? I press left and right arrows with time to spare, and then he kills me anyway.
Play Grand Prix Go Grand Prix Go Jul. 09, 2011
Worst racing game I have ever played, bar none. Why would you even design a game where you can't see in front of your car?
Play Boss Battle Boss Battle Jun. 17, 2011
Is there a bug here? After beating hard mode, I refresh, and Kong is permanently stuck on "Game info loaded" ...
Play Wings of Genesis Wings of Genesis Jun. 13, 2011
Just found out after grinding for Mirage Boots and maxing my agil that the max dodge rate is 85%. :(
Play Nyan Cat FLY! Nyan Cat FLY! May. 08, 2011
This game is more epic if you play with this in the background: youtube.com/watch?v=zkLP0_ZFFMc
Play One Chance One Chance Apr. 06, 2011
1) Do not follow the advice of lowering your storage to 0 KB. This will delete ALL your game saves from all Kongregate games, not just this one. Instead, find this folder and delete the sol file from %APPDATA%\Macromedia\Flash Player\#SharedObjects\XXXXXXXX\chat.kongregate.com\gamez\0009\7890\live\One_Chance_kong.swf 2) The game is bugged and unwinnable right now, and has multiple points where you can't advance. Go to Newgrounds until the author fixes it. It seems to work there.
Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Ninja Hamsters vs Robots Feb. 16, 2011
@bowen: wtf? This game is nothing like IndestructoTank. IndestructoTank had unique, addicting gameplay, where you try to rack up big combos, using the keyboard. This is just a clickfest. "Click everything until there are none left" is sufficient to describe this game.
Play Refraction Refraction Feb. 08, 2011
Huh, I might have noticed that button if they had called it "Disable Hints" instead of "Disable Grid Popups". I was expecting it to disable the grid, so I didn't try it.
Play Moby Dick - The Video Game Moby Dick - The Video Game Dec. 05, 2010
For the 500k badge, don't go deep or make high jumps. Instead, stay near the surface and make slow, tiny circles with your mouse near the ships. The whale should keep flipping over, and its tail will destroy several ships in a couple of hits. Since you're constantly near the surface, you'll automatically gobble up sailors, which helps keep you alive. When low health, there should be plenty of health powerups just below you. It's a mistake to jump for aliens while there are still powerups available -- after a high jump, you won't be able to stop yourself from diving to the bottom and accidentally eating up your powerup stash.
Play Gravitee 2 Gravitee 2 Nov. 21, 2010
@finchisneat: 36880 miles on your level: ||R|||-138,154,145,179,46,165,p,0,0,0,1,-137,154,145,245,31,5,p,0,0,0,1,-137,155,145,173,162,224,p,0,0,0,1|-101.4|231.25|-220.2|322.75|| Not as good as militon's 63k miles though.
Play Gravitee Wars Gravitee Wars Nov. 20, 2010
This is a really great game that reminds me of the Worms series. Few suggestions: Whenever a character gets a kill, display a little text blurb about it, e.g. "zAlbee gibbed Tim with a rocket". Also have instant-replays of any kill (sometimes it doesn't show on screen). Other than that, it's really well done!