zagreus555's Comments

Game Comments
Play Suck My Card Suck My Card Apr. 19, 2014
I'm in two games right now, one with three robots and one with three humans. In both games, it is my turn to be the judge, and in both games, one card has been picked and I'm sitting here waiting for the other two. Even reloading the game doesn't help. There needs to be a timer for human player, and the robots need to react a lot faster.
Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Dec. 05, 2013
It's very rare to find a game where I have to worry about how many quintillion dollars I need to get the next upgrade. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I've actually found the scaling in this game to be pretty well done.
Play Happy Crepes Happy Crepes Nov. 20, 2013
I'm not the biggest fan of this type of game, but the first few levels I played were fun. The worst annoyance I saw was when I finish with one customer, and I have to wait for the next customer to walk all the way across the screen to take their order. I'd like to be able to click a customer to get their order as soon as they show up.
Play Bloons Super Monkey 2 Bloons Super Monkey 2 Nov. 12, 2013
You know the grinding is going to be excessive when they want to charge you around $60 to unlock all the upgrades.
Play Roadkill Revenge Roadkill Revenge Aug. 24, 2013
Tip to car manufacturers: Cars should be made more explosive. This will help accidents to clear themselves off the road, thus allowing the normal flow of traffic to continue.
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 14, 2013
If I have so much peace to begin with, why can't I build my own 10-foot statue? Or maybe, you know, better security for my peace than a trench I dug?
Play Wartune Wartune May. 09, 2013
Wartune has started using Evony-style ads. This game is now dead to me.
Play Infectonator 2 Infectonator 2 Sep. 25, 2012
I would like to see the icon on the map change when we complete all of the challenges. I like to 100% everything, and it's kind of annoying to click back trying to find if I missed something.
Play Bloons TD 5 Bloons TD 5 Sep. 01, 2012
Wait, 260,000 monkey money in-game for $100? If I'm giving you $100, why not just give me unlimited in-game money? For that matter, why would you even have an option that costs $100?
Play Kamikaze Pigs Kamikaze Pigs Jun. 22, 2012
People seem to miss the fact that the paratrooper is not supposed to automatically die, at least when you first buy the upgrade. There is a later upgrade that will make them explode when they hit the ground, that is when you don't have to worry about them anymore. Until then, you have to hope they get hit by something else to die.
Play Papa's Wingeria Papa's Wingeria Jun. 22, 2012
Oh, god, another Papa game. Let me guess, it's exactly as annoying as the previous thousand games, and absolutely no criticisms of previous games have been addressed or corrected. People still order things one at a time, and have high expectations that their food will be arranged perfectly. I hate all of the customers, and I hate the fact that nothing ever gets better, only more irritating. Really, if nothing else, just let me skip the ordering phase for repeat customers, and I'll be able to put up with the game.
Play Boom Town Boom Town May. 12, 2012
Well, normally I wouldn't think of detonating a nuclear weapon in a settlement, but my surveyor said there was gold there. What else was I supposed to do?
Play Johnny Upgrade Johnny Upgrade May. 11, 2012
I enjoyed the game - what can I say, I'm a sucker for upgrade games. I just wish there was an upgrade to make the hero a little less of a wimp. I've got him fully upgraded, and he still looks scared whenever he stops running...also, while he's got the chin and the muscles, getting thrown back by the recoil from an ENERGY weapon doesn't exactly scream "manly."
Play Shadowland Online Shadowland Online Apr. 12, 2012
I was shocked...a mmorpg with badges, and I got them both within a few hours. What happened, Kong? I thought your sole purpose for badging games was to ruin my life, completest that I am, by forcing me to play these games for weeks on end. I must say, I'm very disappointed in you.
Play Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3 Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3 Apr. 09, 2012
I don't usually like action games, but I can't help playing these. The fluid motions are mesmerizing, I'm always impressed by the things I can do, and the ways the character responds to different movements.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 15, 2012
Every time a customer cheers because they like their food, I keep hoping they'll accidentally stab themselves in the head with their fork...seriously, I hate each and every one of them.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 07, 2012
Please, no more...I would almost enjoy this style of game, except I have grown to loathe every single customer. "Why yes, pancake purveyor, I know there's a long line of hungry customers, but I need to explain my order in excruciating detail, or else you might get it wrong." Also, who takes a bite of their food at the counter? I'm busy, take your damn pancakes and go away! I don't even care if you leave a tip, it's not like I can buy something nice for myself, I have to furnish this place since Papa's too cheap to buy anything himself. How about a new game, let's call it Papa's Money Bin. No goal to it, Papa just swims around in his money while ignoring frantic phone calls from teenagers who shouldn't be restaurant managers.
Play William and Sly 2 William and Sly 2 Dec. 27, 2011
I don't know how you did it...this thing is very graphics intensive, and runs fairly slow on my older computer, and yet never freezes up! That deserves a 5 just for that.
Play Swords & Potions Swords & Potions Dec. 17, 2011
"Excuse me, sir, we don't allow customers to walk around in the crafting areas, it could be dangerous." "My brother-in-law once saw an elf!"
Play LethalRPGDestiny 2: Conquest LethalRPGDestiny 2: Conquest Nov. 18, 2011
I kind of like this game, so far - it's been fun. However, am I the only person who's getting seriously tired of the battle set-up with two people on either side of the screen, then they jump in, attack, and then run backwards? Really? I just don't think that's an efficient fighting style. What's wrong with standing next to your enemy, and then swinging your sword at him? I always imagine that by the end of the fight, they're worn out from all the jumping, not from the sword-play. Oh, and it would save the player quite a bit of wasted time, as well. I would love to play a game that wasn't padded with completely useless animation that is repeated thousands of times in the game.