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Words of Wisdom:

The power of sounding confident can seed self doubt in even the most stubborn of men.

As I may quote the wise Sir Walter Humphrey Millington Boris Hitchhand Sangred Norfield the 4th, may he rest in peace; “the”.

I believe that the problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

The wise man will never moon a werewolf.

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of it’s pupils.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the hell is the ceiling?!”

The Energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery.

I once told a doctor that I’d broken my leg in two places. His advice was to stop going to those places.

I believe the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

If I say that your opinion is wrong, please keep in mind that I still recognize that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

My birth certificate expired five years ago.

If someone get lost in thought, then obviously thought is unfamiliar territory to them.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “no hablo Inglés.”

The road to success is always under construction.

A good vacuum really sucks.

You should go see the doctor, and make sure he sees you back.

Aim is for poor people who can’t afford big enough guns.

When you cheat, it’s called cheating. When I cheat, it’s called strategy.

Do not meddle with the affairs of the moderators, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Children in the back of a car can cause an accident, but an accident in the back of a car can cause children.