017Hoff's Comments

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Zilch	Sep. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 I'm at -5000, 6 ones three times in a row, I win... WOOT!!!
Swords & Potions	Sep. 08, 2011 Rating: -5 Customer: Can I buy a Sword? You: These are not the droids you are looking for! Customer: What? No I don't want whatever that is. I want a sword. You: You don't want to sell me deathsticks! Customer: What? I'm the customer. And why do you keep waving your hand like that. You: You want to go home and rethink your life! Customer: ... I want to go home and rethink my life. You: HOLY CRAP! That worked
I Remain	Sep. 06, 2011 Rating: 28 A straw cabinet... looks at hammer hmm... looks at cabinet looks back at hammer I think I'll need to get the water out of this basement floor replace the fuse so i can use the outlet and find a power drill to open this cabinet. Thank goodness I have this hammer to keep me company.
Frantic Frigates	Aug. 31, 2011 Rating: 6 To get free gold from Lachhhh the Pirate click off the screen and wait for the guy to say "Aight" (He will pop up if you wait a few seconds)
Great Game 1/5	Aug. 27, 2011 Rating: 18 1/5 I didn't say any of that!
CycloManiacs 2	Aug. 16, 2011 Rating: 1 Who knew so much was possible with a bike!
colourPod 2: dimensionPod	Aug. 12, 2011 Rating: 3 >:O I'm colorblind and can't see the "light blue" ones from the white!!!
Doeo	Aug. 09, 2011 Rating: -1 3 times on hard 199 GAHHHH
Synapsis	Aug. 05, 2011 Rating: -3 reminds me of myst
Synapsis	Aug. 05, 2011 Rating: -3 remnds me of mist
Haiku Hero	Jul. 22, 2011 Rating: 0 I don't wanna write So how about you get lost and go screw yourself That was a good haiku!
Haiku Hero	Jul. 22, 2011 Rating: -1 deaf r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r that was a great haiku, you kinda over used the word "don't F*** with me buddy"
Red	Jul. 16, 2011 Rating: 1 857 seconds, I wasn't really paying attention to it much, but i made sure i shot them to the side and didn't shoot ones i didn't need to
Learn to Fly 2	Jul. 09, 2011 Rating: 0 Yes!! I finally bought all the stuff! Wait... whats that arrow on the catalog page? MORE STUFF!!!!!!
Belial Chapter 2	May. 15, 2011 Rating: -1 The surfers are the engineers O.o Way to be on top of work guys
Guy of My Dreams	Mar. 17, 2011 Rating: 7 Same skin... A Nice guy, that's good... A family man, sweet!... AND!!! ... A murderer -_-'
Guy of My Dreams	Mar. 17, 2011 Rating: 3 999 o.O... It's cause only when the traits are best does the skull hide behind them >.>
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Mar. 01, 2011 Rating: 7 It landed on Win the Game... I was so excited I threw my hands up, and the first thing i saw was... DINOSAUR DIED BY SPIKES :P
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Mar. 01, 2011 Rating: 0 24876!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Mar. 01, 2011 Rating: 5 24998 O.o NOOOO