To enhance your user experience, support technical features, and personalize content and ads, this site uses cookies.
Your use of Kongregate’s Services is subject to our revised Cookie Policy, Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
X Complete Initialization for 10 kreds Complete the Quest and earn an exclusive shiny kongpanion + 10 kreds 15%
Congratulations! You’ve completed your Kongregate account!
Keep exploring Kongregate with more badges and games!
Congratulations! You’ve completed your Kartridge quest!
Spend your hard earned kreds on some of these games!
Hide the progress bar forever? Yes No
A Knight's Story 2
Sep. 17, 2010
Rating: -18
Dear Cleaner, Out of toilet paper so I used my hands instead. Now there’s no soap. Love, 05at1
Sep. 16, 2010
Rating: 3
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!
Rating: -2
lol, in the last hour, my knight has fought 2 enemies.
Private Comment. Do not read!
Sep. 14, 2010
If you call your person, Rick Astley, you get Fig Rolled.
Sep. 07, 2010
Rating: -24
I can STILL make you hit the dashboard faster than Diana!
Sep. 05, 2010
Rating: 4
Did you know? The chuck norris jokes are neither cool nor funny. Stop telling them.
Aug. 31, 2010
Rating: -9
Ironman. Iron = Fe Man = male Ironman = Female
Aug. 29, 2010
Rating: -7
If you've seen my latest comments, my only excuse is: For shits and giggles
Aug. 27, 2010
Rating: -12
THE GAME has been lost
Falling Forever
Rating: 0
I didn't get the free T-shirt. D=
Transformice
Aug. 26, 2010
Rating: -8
This game makes you hit the dashboard faster than Diana.
Aug. 25, 2010
Rating: -33
No Matter how much you rate my comment "-", I can still make you hit the Dashboard faster than Diana.
Rating: -6
Did you know? I can make you hit the Dashboard faster than Diana.
Aug. 24, 2010
Rating: -5
Our cat, in the middle of the street. Meow splat, it looks good enough to eat. (Meow as in sound, not Meow the person)
RPS Chat
This is my fave song
The Birdinator
Aug. 22, 2010
Teh tard owl was liek all "RAAAWWWRRR!" And I was liek all "AAARRRGGGHHH!" And then teh laz0r went "PSHAAAOOOW!" And teh tard owl died. Poor Tard Owl.
Aug. 21, 2010
Rating: 5
Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.
Aug. 12, 2010
Rating: 6
Remember, you should always check that they really are prostitutes, because it's actually illegal to kill police officers.
Piyo Blocks Chick Hunt
Aug. 11, 2010
@SCOTTAY1 could you say that again, and this time in English?
X
Loading
 "A Knight's Story 2"){kind=icon}
 "Falling Forever"){kind=icon}
 "Transformice"){kind=icon}
 "RPS Chat"){kind=icon}
 "The Birdinator"){kind=icon}
 "Piyo Blocks Chick Hunt"){kind=icon}