I remember the time when i was fighting a queen... my box cannon was trying to shoot the queen, and one of the bullets bounced off of her blade arms at JUST the right angle. needless to say, i went back to the grenade after that.
gustav came by today with 10 days rations for are unused top hat, should we accept?
yes.
*in the same report*
we found some sweet gigs in the apartments, who wants a top hat?
me: SUCKER!
WOW' THAT WAS A .... (drum roll not necessary) amazing game. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,/ 3
the game was chalingeng and the artwork made me think of the meadows that Ive seen in my life,but the storyline was the one that made me cry. amazing game, PLAY IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (+ if you like game)
once upon a time there was a boy that lived in a castle and two peasant children, the boy in the castle loved the peasant girl but hated the boy because in secret he was practicing the dark arts and trying to summon a fierce demon. when they grew up the peasant boy tried a ritual to summon the demon and needed a sacrifice for it. he kidnapped the girl(who he despised) and (of corce) the boy from the castle came to rescue her. he killed the other boy and saved the girl. later the boy found out that the girl was a princess and was separated from her parents from birth. they got married and lived happily... well you know the rest!
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BIOAAAOOOOUUU!!