I have come back to this game many times. I returned for my 2013 rendition of enjoyance, and.. well.. It hasn't got me anywhere. Whenever I look to the chatbox for help, I realize, I'm alone.
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This is Billy. Billy started with a Cardboard box and a catapult. Want to know where that got him? 300,000,000 dollars and a titanium-plexiglass alloy box, and a 20,000,000 space suit. Determination. And bubble-blasters.
If you read this, Skybox6, you're incorrect. The controls are decent, the instructions are on screen, you're just too f------ retarded. The game is epic, and older than you.
>Freetrack Mode recommended - Opportunity to hone your speeding skills without the obstacles you normally face, though curves/splits are still active, yet you can't crash -- only slow down!
Your name is Greg Kolozsy. You are a man. You are a programmer who likes books. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a murderer. You excessively smoke marijuana. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate houses. You love reading games. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again. AHAHAHAHA!
+1 if you want people to see this: In the final battle, equip the heartstone and stay with Gardius, and repeativedly ditch and regain the quest to amass an army of Guardians of Truth to help you in the fight.
I have a tip for everyone. Wait untill you reach 3 units, then buy liches. Summon a lich and Skeleton Warrior at each start and then you can easily pass through levels.