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I was at my divorce settlement yesterday, when I announced I would like to make a suggestion.
They agreed, so, I told them, “She can have the car, the house, all the funds in our joint account and full custody of our children on one condition… I get to keep whatever I have in my pocket.”
“It’s a great deal,” my wife said, with a smug look on her face.
“You obviously didn’t check the lottery numbers last night, did you?”

LOL