1. I am Your Sister's Assassin, The Marked Sniper, destined to re-educate Kongregate. 2. I am Lonely Bob, the first killer, destined to break Tibet. 3. I am Samuel L. McDonald, the fabled mastertroll, destined to re-educate Russia. 4. I am your Sister's Killer, the silent savior destined to spill coffee on Bart Simpson.